This night, Don Juan and Chen Xue were also very "harmonious". The two of them walked together, Chen Xue said that she lived in Hexi and needed a man to send her back, and Don Juan was also very "picky", and Xingcheng had a tacit way of expressing his words. At first, Don Juan insisted that he was innocent, and that night he went back after seeing people off, and nothing happened. Later, when he leaked out of his mouth after drinking, he simply confessed to the story of that night, and he described two things to his brothers in a vivid way.

First, he didn't expect Chen Xue to have a good figure, develop very well, and have a strong chest, and second, an old house in Hexi where Chen Xue lived was a good "viewing area". These houses were built at the foot of the foothills, with a certain slope up the hillside, and climbed up from a small road behind the Normal University, with small two- and three-story buildings on both sides of the road crowded together, and the building density was quite large, some of them less than a meter apart. These are the private houses of the old residents in the neighborhood, and now most of the people who rent them are young people from nearby schools, and the concept is also quite open, the windows are not closed all year round, and you can see all kinds of sports in the bed for changing clothes, bathing, and even bed. In the dead of night, wild cats are jumping on the roofs of houses, the howls of cats and the sweet whispers of people coming from nowhere are intertwined in the night sky. The house that Chen Xue rented was on a high slope, and her room was on the third floor, and from the window she could look out of the window a large area in the distance, which was convenient for Don Juan to carry out secret investigation work, and Don Juan said that he was going to bring a telescope with good night vision to go again.

The next day, Wang Jian said in the group that he had food poisoning and complained to us: It may be that he had eaten a bad supper, and he vomited and leaked all day today. ”

This was not a surprise to us at all. Wang Jian's stomach has never been good, and he often runs to the bathroom to do "intermission" with us in the middle of eating, and then comes back to continue fighting.

I said, "I shouldn't think so, it's a five-star hotel." Besides, we've all eaten it, so it's okay. ”

He said: "In this world, maybe there are unscrupulous people in five-star hotels. What do I eat now, eat noodles and pull noodles, eat watermelon and pull watermelon, even drink water, how can I get back to normal? ”

It seems that this time it is quite serious, and after a moment of silence, I said to him solemnly, "Then you can only eat shit", and he said, "Your sister's." ”

"Your sister's" is a common colloquial language between us, and it is a mutual "honorific" between friends. I found an interesting phenomenon, with the reform and opening up, the improvement of living standards, many of the commonly used "foul language" and indecent mantras are quietly changing. From the very beginning, "X your ancestor", "your grandmother's", "your concubine" has been transformed into "X your mother", "X your mother's X", "mother's X"; Then it was simplified to "your mother", and then to "sister's". Not only is the generation decreasing, but the number of words is also decreasing, which shows that although the quality education that has been shouted for so many years has not made the students' schoolbags lighter, it is still somewhat effective. After all, my sister is no longer an elder, and sometimes I don't shy away and mind when I joke with friends, not to mention that because of the great family planning policy in our generation, there are not many sisters who actually have sisters.

I said, "Do you know how Du Fu died?" ”

"Which one are you talking about? Is it the poet? ”

"Yes, it is known as Li Du, the poet saint Du Fu who is as famous as Li Bai." I say.

"I know him, and he also wrote a famous poem "Jiangnan in the Year of the Turtle": it is the good scenery of Jiangnan, and the season of falling flowers is a good time. I studied in middle school, and I did well in the Chinese test in the high school entrance examination, including the fill-in-the-blank question of this poem. Wang Jian didn't forget to show off.

I said, "You know, he was drinking hot and the beef was rotten, and he died of food poisoning at the age of 58." You haven't even reached 28 yet, so you should go to the hospital for a check-up, don't be a ghost like him. ”

He couldn't stand my intimidation, and hurriedly went to the hospital to check, sure enough, he had acute enteritis, and he was hung for three days, but fortunately it was Friday, so he didn't have to ask for too much leave.

Wang Jian was officially on sick leave, and Don Juan said that he was going on a business trip to other cities in the province again, and I went to Huaishu Lane to find Qian Cheng on the weekend.

Qian Cheng said that he couldn't drink alcohol these days, and he was circumcised, and the doctor said that he would quit drinking for at least a week. I said why did you suddenly remember this, and you didn't call your brothers to go with you, hehe.

Qian Cheng told the story: My wife said, "When I go to the hospital to give birth, you can circumvent the foreskin by the way", I said, "Mine is not long, what is the circumcision......", who knew that my wife came to say, "If you cut me, I can have a confinement with peace of mind." ”…… I said Qiu Qian is really your wife!

I couldn't help but be curious, and I insisted on seeing how the foreskin was circumcised, but in fact, I was also thinking about whether I would have to go under the knife. Let's brothers run to the bathhouse together, I haven't seen any secret weapons, Qian Cheng can't help it, so he pulls down his pants......

As a result, I was shocked to find that his little cock was full of blood, maybe he accidentally broke the thread, and I don't know where it flowed out.

He decisively took a basin and brought a basin of water, I said what are you doing?

He ignored me and dipped the little cock in the water and said, "Come and help me see if it's bubbling." "

This episode is a bit familiar, when I was studying before, the bicycle tire was broken, and there was this process when I went to repair the tire......

It's okay, everyone can't drink, it's rare to clean up for a few days, and take care of the lower body bones.