Huang Pao Dao Chang: "The bull's eye is a strange thing that has been used to channel spirits since ancient times, but if you want to exert its effect, you also need to add something to it, just like taking Chinese medicine sometimes needs a medicine primer." The role of the medicine primer needed for cow tears is to establish a connection between the spirit of the cow and people, so as to achieve the effect of channeling, the specific method is to put the boy's ** into the cow tears to soak for three hours, so that the effect of the cow tears can be stimulated to the greatest extent. ”

Li Chenfeng: "The boy's **? I'll go, such a perverted method, I don't read much, don't lie to me. ”

The yellow robe said: "I lied to you and there was no sugar to eat." ”

Li Chenfeng: "Uh...... Okay, but where is this boy's ** going to get, if I go directly to someone to ask for this kind of thing, I will be considered a pervert. ”

The yellow-robed Taoist chief: "If the old man is still alive, he may be able to help you, hey, it's a pity......"

Li Chenfeng: "I understand the kindness of the Taoist chief (wry smile), but it's really hard to find a boy these days, and some thirteen or fourteen-year-old ghosts have already hugged each other." ”

Painted skin: "Okay, what are you pretending to be, it's like you've touched a woman......"

Li Chenfeng: "Heh, then you need to say!" You don't look at it, I'm twenty-three years old, of course...... I don't think I've ever touched ......."

Painted skin: "......"

Xiaoqian: "Sympathize ......"

Cuihua from the next village: "Big brother ......"

The yellow-robed Taoist said: "Don't say anything, shake hands." ”

Li Chenfeng: "(wry smile) Can't you save me some face?" ”

Early the next morning, Li Chenfeng took a car to a breeding factory on the outskirts of the city, where there were a lot of cattle, but it was really not easy to get some cow tears. After all, they are not sentimental animals, and for some reason they are even regarded by many people as synonymous with sluggishness and stubbornness, so in the end, Li Chenfeng still had to use a little physical means, tossed for a morning, and finally got a small bottle.

After dinner that night, he moved a rocking chair and placed it in front of the bookstore, and sat there like an old man in the shade. I have to say that this leisurely day is comfortable, eating and drinking enough to bask in the moon, guarding the bookstall and drinking tea, how comfortable and comfortable you are.

Li Chenfeng estimated the time, thinking that Teacher Huang was almost coming, because she had come over at this time almost every day before.

But this night, Li Chenfeng waited until more than nine o'clock and didn't see her shadow, and his heart began to gradually become a little worried, after all, she was wrapped around that ghost thing, and he didn't know when something bad would happen. So he wanted to make a call to inquire about the situation, but as soon as he took out his mobile phone, he suddenly noticed a figure on the other side of the street staggering over.

Her face was flushed, she walked crookedly, her originally slender body seemed to have no bones, and her whole person was like a puppet carried by a thread, stumbling towards Li Chenfeng, Li Chenfeng hadn't reacted yet, she had already thrown herself into his arms.

"What, why do you drink so much?"

Her body was full of alcohol, and it was hard to imagine that such a shy and elegant English teacher could be drunk like this.

She raised her head and looked at Li Chenfeng with an extremely charming look, her long eyelashes were like a few hooks hanging on Li Chenfeng's heart.

She took off her glasses and put them on the counter next to her, and then forced Li Chenfeng back little by little, and finally Li Chenfeng bent her legs and sat on the soft sofa, while she sat on Li Chenfeng's lap in a very tempting posture.

What's the situation?

"That...... Teacher Huang, you're drunk......"

At such a close distance, Li Chenfeng could almost hear her heartbeat, she gasped lazily a little, the smell of alcohol wrapped the two of them, Li Chenfeng didn't drink as if he was about to get drunk.

"It's so hot—"

She unbuttoned her shirt as if nothing had happened.

Li Chenfeng looked a little at a loss. "yes, it's hot, I'll go turn on the air conditioner."

Teacher Huang is a weak woman, but at this time, her hands are like pythons entangled around her prey, hugging Li Chenfeng to death, and he is a strong man who can't break free for a while.

She put her hot cheeks on Li Chenfeng's face, and then rubbed around like a docile kitten, Li Chenfeng didn't have any evil thoughts, but now she was itching.

"Huang ...... Teacher Huang, this is not good......"

"What's wrong, am I not pretty?"

The seductive eyes and sexy tone were just like the two of them at dinner that night.

"Drifting...... Beautiful......"

"So, you don't like it?"

"Hello...... Loved ......"

"Hehe, then do what you want......"

"That Huang ...... Mr. Huang, don't joke, okay? ”

She pursed her lips and blew a little bit towards Li Chenfeng's face, the smell of her ears mixed with alcohol and body fragrance was like an invisible hand, touching the most sensitive point on Li Chenfeng's body.

Who can withstand this?

"Damn, I can't stand it......"

He took a deep breath, exhaled slowly, closed his eyes, and planned to "compromise", after all, he was not a decent gentleman, and it would be really boring to pretend again. Didn't the ancients also say that the flowers can be broken and must be broken, so don't wait for no flowers to break the branches.

I thought that this twenty-three-year-old virgin who was as guarded as a jade was going to die today, but at this time, the mobile phone on the counter rang twice unexpectedly.

Since joining the ghost chat group, Li Chenfeng has now formed a habit, and he doesn't dare to miss any of the messages on his mobile phone, because if he doesn't notice the commissions of those uncles, the ghost knows what the consequences will be.

Li Chenfeng gasped and smiled slightly, and pushed this "villain" away with great reluctance.

"Don't worry, wait for me."

Li Chen swiped his phone neatly.

Painted Skin: "Have you started?" ”

Cuihua from the next village: "It's almost fast, the big brother can't help it." ”

Xiaoqian: "Heh, man, it's disgusting. ”

Lonely old lady: "Young people nowadays, it's so casual......"

The yellow robe said: "If there is anything to bet on, I will bet three hundred coins, and this kid will not be able to do more than three minutes." ”

Cuihua from the next village: "No, the big brother is so hungry, and it's the first time ......"

Yellow robe Daoist: "It's because it's the first time, I have no experience." ”

Paintskin: "You seem to have a lot of experience?" ”

The yellow robe said: "I want to be an old man......

Cuihua from the next village: "Hey, no, didn't you say that you are still a child?" ”

The yellow robe said: "After listening to me, I want to be a friend of the old man......"

……

Li Chenfeng's two eyeballs almost fell on the screen of his mobile phone.

"I'll go, what's the situation?"

Painted skin: "Yo, do you still have time to look at your phone at this juncture?" Leave us alone, you go ahead. ”

Li Chenfeng trembled his fingers and typed, "Can you see me?" ”

Paintskin: "Of course, we can call the camera on your phone through the Spiritual Word. ”

it! Li Chenfeng picked up his mobile phone and planned to throw it out.

Paintskin: "It's useless, even if we cover the camera, even if we throw away the phone, we can still see it, don't forget that we are ghosts." ”

Li Chenfeng wanted to cry a little without tears. "Auntie, what do you want to do?"

Paintskin: "It's nothing, we don't want to bother you, you continue." ”

Li Chenfeng: "What are you kidding, live broadcast, who the can continue." ”

Cuihua from the village next door: "Big brother, we can understand your feelings, but young people are angry, don't make a big mistake ...... excitement." ”

Li Chenfeng suddenly thought of something, and reached out to touch the bottle of cow tears in his arms that had been covered with warmth.

Mr. Huang's appearance is definitely not normal, well, not normal.

"Come on......"

Teacher Huang put on a very provocative posture on the sofa, Li Chenfeng swallowed his saliva, forcibly looked away, he unscrewed the lid of the cow's tears, dipped his fingers and wiped them on his eyes, and then, he saw an incredible picture.