"Hey, here."

When Monica saw Zi Qiao, her eyes lit up, and Shi Shiran walked over.

"Tell me about ......"

In the expectant eyes of Yang San and Yifei, Ziqiao subconsciously put it on her shoulder, and just spoke.

Monica instantly backhanded a beautiful grappling to control Zi Qiao, after a series of kicks, a standard over-the-shoulder fell Zi Qiao to the ground, and then raised her legs and stepped on it violently, it seemed that she was a little dissatisfied with Zi Qiao's fierce screams, her feet were crushed like cockroaches, Zi Qiao suddenly couldn't scream, and Monica turned her head and walked away in relief.

After a long time, Zi Qiao covered his nose with one hand, stretched out to Yang San and the others with one hand tremblingly, and shouted extremely weakly: "Hurry... Fast... Call 120 for me, I think I can salvage it......"

Yang San kicked him twice with a smile, "Don't pretend to be dead, hurry up, this girl still has a lot of self-control, although it looks ruthless, but it is all skillful, at most it will make you hurt for a few days." ”

"Ziqiao, this is the gentlest of your girlfriends?" Zhang Wei shouted in horror.

Yifei also squatted down and patted Guan Gu's head, and said with a smile: "Ziqiao, CQC is the abbreviation of CloseQuartersCombat, which is a hand-to-hand combat technique used by the military, and it pays attention to the kind of one-hit killing!" ”

Ziqiao's hand covering his nose suddenly stiffened, and he would be killed with one blow? Then I'm now... Is it still complete?

Although Ziqiao just accidentally crooked his nose, it was obviously not suitable to continue, so everyone simply went home and prepared to fight again tomorrow night.

The next day, Yang San rarely got up early in the morning, but found that there was nothing to eat in 3601, so he had no choice but to go through 3602 to find it.

As soon as I entered the door, I found that there was some abnormal noise in the kitchen, and I looked at it in surprise, but I found that the ground was full of wolves, Guan Gu was sitting sloppily next to the refrigerator and filling beer one by one.

"Sekiya?" Yang San exclaimed in surprise, "Were you here last night...... Decisive battle until dawn? ”

Sekiya said with a smile: "We are basically on the sofa. ”

"Wow~ I didn't expect Guan Gu to have such a wild side, no wonder you would rather die than let me come over yesterday." Yang San laughed teasingly.

"Wild? That's right, I played a fun little game last night. Sekiya smiled meaningfully.

Yang San instantly said, "I understand", and said with a smile: "Just start playing small games to increase the mood, everyone is an adult, understand." ”

"The name of the game is called, we are all wooden people, we are not allowed to talk or move, and one is not allowed to cry!" Guan Gu shouted helplessly, and the last sentence was even shouted through gritted teeth.

"Crying?" Although the game sounds weird, it should be quite normal for a game in a Japanese action movie.

"Why are you still crying? What did you do? Whipping or dripping wax? ”

"Dry ...... What? Guan Gu looked at Yang San in surprise, and suddenly shouted viciously with his hands: "I really want to do something." ”

Yang San hurriedly persuaded: "Guan Gu, calm down, at the beginning, it's normal to have a little difference of opinion, you must not do stupid things, otherwise... Otherwise... Zi Qiao, he won't let you go. ”

"Zi Qiao? Scold. Guan Gu smiled disdainfully: "That's really good, I just don't plan to let him go." ”

"When did Ziqiao mess with you?" Yang San exclaimed in surprise.

"Ziqiao didn't." Guan Gu said with a cold look in his eyes: "But his baby has, San'er, have you ever seen someone bring a child to a date?" ”

Yang San then thought about it, it seems that it has always been Youyou with the child these days, in Youyou's words, this is Ziqiao's child, that is, she is the child's aunt, as an elder, it is natural to help take care of the child!

"Heh, hehe... Guan Gu, don't worry, women, there is always a day when motherhood is overflowing, didn't Ziqiao use this trick to soak girls before. ”

Guan Gu suddenly cried and said: "But Yoyo suddenly skipped the process of our love, why haven't I seen Yumo's motherhood overflow." ”

"Are you sure you want to see it?" Yang San's eyes suddenly narrowed, and he looked at Guan Gu with a smile on his face.

Guan Gu's half-drunk wine vaporized instantly, and he smiled brightly: "No... Nothing. ”

Yang San looked at Guan Gu with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Guan Gu, don't worry too much, one day, she will figure it out." ”

"Heh, I hope I can live until that day." Guan Gusheng exclaimed without love.

"San'er, I want to ask you for something." Guan Gu suddenly looked at Yang San with anticipation.

"What's the matter?"

Sekiya said: "I remember that you know witchcraft, right, is there any hypnotism and sleeping techniques or anything like that, teach me." ”

Yang San suddenly smiled dumbly, and said: "Guan Gu, there really is, but when you learn it, it is estimated that Yifei and they will also find the child and her mother, so the child will not be taken by Youyou, or do you still have symptoms of insomnia?" ”

Guan Gu exclaimed in surprise: "Shouldn't you see that I am drunk and dreaming of death now, and then take advantage of my unpreparedness to open up my second vein of Rendu, so that I can run through the past and the present, and you want to pass on your life's skills to me, I have shirked it all times, you have insisted again and again, after seven hundred and forty-nine rounds, you impatiently restrained me, and forcibly transferred my life's skills to me in my repeated dissuasion?" ”

"......" Yang San looked at Guan Gu speechlessly, and only asked after a long time, "Is your surname Xu?" ”

"Of course not." Sekiya exclaimed in surprise.

"Then my surname is none?" Yang San asked again.

"San'er, do you have a fever? Forgot your last name? Guan Gu couldn't help but reach out and touch Yang San's forehead.

Yang San slapped his hand away with disgust, and said speechlessly: "You don't have a surname, and I don't have a surname, so why do you want me to teach you my life's skills?" ”

"Uh..."Guan Gu said embarrassedly: "Last year, Wan Yu borrowed a copy of "Nervous Heroes" to show me, and I thought it was pretty good, so I went to find a book to read it by myself whenever I had time, and many of the plots in it said so. ”

Yang San looked at Guan Gu in surprise and asked curiously, "Where did you find the book?" ”

"What Ziqiao introduced to me is a station called Qidian Chinese Network, and I heard him say that there is everything in it, even if I can't watch it in my lifetime." Sekiya said casually.

Yang San, who didn't expect Guan Gu to become controlled, had no choice but to say: "Guan Gu, the things in it are all fictional, besides, it's better for you to worry more about Yoyo's problem." ”。

"Yoyo..."Guan Gu suddenly poured beer sadly, and he didn't know that he thought Yoyo had split his legs.

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