Chapter 1725: Celebrating the Poor Skills of Donkeys

The Qingguo scholars led by Qingjun only felt that their throats were stuck with wax, which was greasy and uncomfortable, and it was not over being scolded by rabbits as dogs, and now even people from all over the human race joined in the fun. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Gu Nanhuai's face was blue and black, even if he was a scholar who was scolded and ridiculed by hundreds of thousands of people, his old face couldn't hold it.

Gu Nanhuai looked at Qingjun, his face was full of helplessness, as if he was saying that he had done his best, and he couldn't be scolded anymore.

Qingjun was about to speak, but immediately closed his mouth, if he really spoke, others might not dare to say that Qinggu barked at the snow, but the rabbit could not say.

Qingjun had to turn his head to look at the Gu Guo scholar.

The people of the Gu Kingdom either raised their heads to admire the moon, or lowered their heads to eat melons and fruits, the scene just now was too scary, the entire Qingguo was scolded, but there was no way to refute it, the people of the Gu Kingdom would just come forward at other times, if they were against Fang Yun at this time, I don't know what they would be scolded by Fang Yun.

Seat A and seat B were quiet, and no one dared to help Qingjun come out.

Wu Jun smiled and said, "Fang Xusheng, you can continue to tell a little story." After speaking, Wu Jun looked at the people of Qingguo provocatively.

No one in Qingguo spoke, and many people didn't look at Fang Yun, but stared at the big rabbit.

The big rabbit was lying lazily on the ground, revealing a bulging little belly, squinting at the Qingguo people present, as if he would stand up and shout "Qingguo barking snow" at any time.

Fang Yun smiled dumbly when he saw the appearance of the big rabbit, reached out and patted its belly, and then his tongue bloomed with spring thunder.

"There is no donkey in ancient Xiangzhou, and those who have good deeds carry the donkey of Qingzhi to enter. Until then, there is no use, put it under the mountain. When the tiger sees it, the behemoth also thinks it is a god, and it is peeped in the forest. A little closer, ashamed, don't know. ”

"On another day, when the donkey roared, the tiger was terrified, and he fled far away; However, those who look at it back and forth, feel that there is no special ability, and they learn its voice, and they come close to the front and back, and finally dare not fight. A little closer, Yi Yi, swinging and rushing. The donkey is angry, and the hooves are overwhelmed. The tiger was overjoyed, and Ji Zhi said: "Skill stops this ear!" Because of the big jump, cut off its throat, and use its flesh, but go. ”

When Fang Yun finished telling this story, people everywhere shouted the same four words.

"Celebrate the poor skills of donkeys!"

"In front of the Qing dog barking snow, after the Qing donkey skills are poor. ”

"Why don't the people of Qingguo dare to speak? Qing Donkey has poor skills and perfectly answers Wu Jun's question. ”

"There are dogs in Qingdi, and Xiangzhou has turned into a donkey, it's amazing!"

Everyone laughed and ridiculed the people of Qingguo.

Many Qingguo people are going crazy, saying that it is good to come to see Zhang Longxiang to press Fang Yun, and to see Fang Yun to make a fool, but the main owner did not start Wenbi, why was Qingguo thrown at Fang Yun's feet and stepped on first?

The historians and scholars worked hard to write the book, and the novelists praised the story, saying that it was not only interesting, but also informative.

Wu Jun said loudly: "Very good, the writing is capable, and it is entertaining...... Ahem, it's a small story that makes a big sense. From next year, add this story and the Qinggou Barking Snow to the compulsory reading materials of my Wuguo Mengxue, so that the children can learn from Fang Xusheng. ”

Even some scholars in Wuguo gave Wu Jun a blank eye, what does it mean to "educate and entertain"? Is this a joke to ridicule the people of Qingguo?

When the people of Qingguo heard Wu Jun's words, they were angry and anxious, but they were helpless, Wu Guo was trying his best to fight Qingguo, and when Fang Yun took the initiative to hand over swords, guns and arrows, how could he let it go.

Most of the Qingguo people were scolded by Fang Yun's two small allusions, and they could only whisper behind their backs that Qingjun, Gu Nanhuai, and Zong Wuyuan were not able to do their best.

"I didn't think the ancient scholar was stupid before, but now it seems, hehe......"

"I guess he doesn't want to do this, but he is forced to have no choice, does he dare not help Zong Wuyuan, or dare to ignore Qingjun?"

"It's also said that it has little to do with Mr. Nanhuai, the main thing is that the Zong family and the monarch have lost face, so they naturally want to regain face. Before Qingjun came, he must have thought of a lot of ways, this time he took the Four Friends Wenhui to talk about things, it should be just a conversation, and then continue to talk about this topic, so that Fang Yun or Jingguo will lose face, who knows that Fang Yun's two small stories will make Qingjun, Zong Wuyuan and Gu Nanhuai speechless, and it will naturally be difficult to continue after that. ”

"It's not that the Qingguo officials are too stupid, it's that Fang Xusheng is too powerful. ”

"No, no, no, it's just that they're stupid! The head of the four great talents of the human race, what are they mixed with? Where do they get their confidence?"

"That's right. In fact, if the Confucians secretly helped Qingjun to make things bad, Fang Yun might not be able to parry, but who would be idle enough to arrange these trivial things to attack Fang Yun? ”

"Yes, since the Great Confucian hasn't made a move, what kind of tongue war are a few of them running out to pretend to be talented? Just stay honest, it's good now, force Fang Yun to splash two basins of sewage, who can wash away the stigma on Qingguo's head now? Look at it, even if Qing Dog Barking Snow and Qing Donkey have poor skills, it will not be a problem to spread for hundreds of years. ”

"Alas, we were scolded as dogs when we were in Qingguo, and when we arrived in Xiangzhou, we were scolded as donkeys, don't you say that a few of them are drinking soy sauce and playing drunk, idle? What are you doing to provoke Fang Xusheng? I really want to go over and scold a few words, look at those Jingguo people, they are simply laughing, and their big teeth can fall into the Yangtze River. ”

"And that big rabbit, still laughing wildly there, when has our Qingguo been so ridiculed by rabbits?"

"Therefore, if you are not completely sure, don't fight with Fang Xusheng, scolding people without dirty words, Man Qingguo really can't find anyone who can suppress the Void Sage. ”

"Scolding people can scold the required textbooks for Mongolian studies, even if I am from Qingguo, I can only say a word. ”

"I estimate that Fang Xusheng should be a little nervous if he wants to compare with Zhang Longxiang, after all, Zhang Longxiang is the first hero of the Two Realms Mountain, and it is absolutely impossible to say that Zhang Longxiang is the first military merit in the past and present dynasties. But now that Fang Xusheng has scolded us Qingguo people, he must be in a good mood and his confidence has doubled, no wonder some people laughed at him before and said 'self-help people celebrate Jun Zhu'. ”

"What is the Mid-Autumn Festival, I think it is a stage that makes Qingguo embarrassed. ”

Many Qingguo people continue to complain.

When some older Qingguo people saw this scene, they could only sigh in a low voice, just a few years ago, Fang Yun seemed to have become the enemy of the whole Qingguo, and there were voices scolding Fang Yun everywhere.

However, since the recitation of the Heavenly Will, the scolding began to decrease, and the scolding increased after Fang Yun recovered Xiangzhou, but since then it has been decreasing, and after Fang Yun returned to the Shengyuan Continent from the Blood Mang Realm, there were fewer and fewer people scolding Fang Yun.

The peach and plum do not speak, and the next is its own.

Qingjun used the jade seal to secretly communicate with the officials of Qingguo and no longer spoke.

The rest of the Qingguo officials were all scolded and scared, and the Xiangzhou Qingguan was not qualified to participate in this level of battle, plus Nie Changju was bold, they didn't dare to attack rashly.

As a result, the Mid-Autumn Festival returned to normal, and Dong Wencong continued to preside over it, allowing readers from all over the world to compose poems.

The order of composing poems is carried out by drawing lots, and the first one is the Qiguo Reader.

Qiguo and Qingguo also have a certain contradiction, this young reader does not know whether it is intentional or unintentional, and one of the poems he wrote is "The moonlight is as silver as snow", which caused everyone to laugh, making the faces of the Qingguo scholars on the stage very ugly.

. (To be continued.) )