The Buddha is difficult to get into a box

Surprise tricks for seeing strange people

"I'll give 1 million!" At this time, Zuo Mu, who had been smiling and silent on the side, suddenly spoke.

"What did you say?" The yellow-faced and thin-skinned man turned his head to look at Zuo Mu and asked coldly.

His tone was surprisingly cold, but his eyes were surprisingly frightening.

At this time, he seemed to have turned into a knife, a knife that had long been unsheathed, and the cold chill seemed to be about to cut off someone's head at any time.

However, Zuo Mu didn't seem to feel the change in his eyes and tone at all, he was still smiling, and he seemed to be smiling very happily.

"Say it again!" Said the yellow-faced man with thin muscles.

"I'll give 1 million!" Zuo Mu said with a smile. "Why are your ears bad?"

"I'll give 1.5 million!" The yellow-faced and thin-skinned man suddenly said loudly: "I'll pay 1.5 million, no matter what, I'm going to decide this box." No matter how much money you pay, I will give more than you. Whatever you come up with, I'm sure I'll hand over this box to Mr. West myself. ”

"Oh? You're here to find this for Mr. West? The old lady looked at this yellow-skinned man and asked in surprise.

"It's none of your business! You just need to tell me, this person 1.5 million do you sell or not? The yellow-faced and skinny man stared at the red box and asked coldly.

His tone returned to a cold state, cold like snow, cold like frost.

And at this time, a person suddenly said loudly: "Sold!" 1.5 million, I sold! ”

The person who spoke was not the proprietress or the people here.

It was the man in the box who spoke.

Who's in the box?

Who made these people spend 1.5 million?

What is the origin of this person?

The box opened with a "creak", and it was opened from the inside, although the outside of the box was locked by the proprietress with three best combination locks, but the box was actually opened from the inside.

The man inside the box stood up and stood up laughing.

And this person is me, Liu Tianyi.

"Who just said 1.5 million to buy this box?" I looked at the people in front of me and asked with a grin.

"I said it!" The yellow-faced and thin-skinned man looked at me and said coldly.

"Okay, I'll sell you this box!" After saying that, I jumped out of the box in one step, and then kicked the box in front of the man, and said leisurely: "Now that the goods are given to you, when are you going to pay the money?" ”

"You ......" Hearing my words, the yellow-faced and thin-skinned man didn't know what to say for a while. After a long time, he finally took out a small notebook and a pen from his arms, and after writing a few simple words on it, he tore off a page and threw it to me, and said coldly: "This is a cashier's check from HSBC, 1.5 million, not much for a penny, not a lot for a penny, you can go to the bank at any time to withdraw it." ”

After he said this, he didn't say a word again, he looked at me coldly, and his eyes, which were as cold as ice, seemed to be about to burst into flames at this time.

But I was laughing.

I understand his feelings, no matter who spends 150 to sell a jujube wood box, he will have such a mood, and his expression.

However, sympathy is sympathy, reality is reality, after all, sympathy cannot be eaten as food, what can be eaten as a meal is this bank check of 1.5 million.

I took the check and smiled and said, "I don't know if you have anything else?" ”

"Nope!" The yellow-faced man said coldly.

"Goodbye then!" I said with a smile.

"Goodbye!" The yellow-faced and thin-skinned man really carried the box and strode out of the door of the restaurant, but he didn't even look back.

"Rich people are really willful sometimes!" I smiled and turned to sit down in the chair closest to me, I reached out and poured a glass of wine, slowly drank the glass, and then let out a long sigh of relief and sighed, "What wine!" ”

"Good wine indeed!" Mr. Chiyan said.

"Isn't it a waste to drink such a good wine alone?" I looked at the six people in the room and smiled.

And these six people didn't say a word, picked up the wine glass in front of them, and drank the wine in the glass.

"Why did you stay in the box for so long when you could get out of the box so easily? Why do you want to come to this place with me? After a long time, the proprietress finally couldn't help but ask.

"Because I want to see who's looking for me!" As I spoke, I took a bite of the pork ribs in plum sauce and put them on a plate.

"Now you know?" Zuo Mu looked at me and asked leisurely.

"Of course I do! Not only did I know who was looking for me, but I also knew that you were all doing things for the person who was looking for me, and of course, I also knew that he promised you a condition, and the premise was to use me in exchange, right? I looked at the six of them and said lightly.

None of the six people answered my words, they just looked at me coldly, their eyes shining like knives.

They didn't answer, and they didn't need to answer, because their eyes had already responded best.

And the answer, of course, is yes!

Seven people, four groups of forces, no matter which group of people, as long as they take me to see Mr. West, he can fulfill one of their wishes, whether it is to die, or to live, whether it is to have thousands of family fortunes, or to divide the world, as long as you say Mr. West can help you realize it.

What a temptation this is, isn't that what these people are looking for all their lives?

That's why they will lead me into a trap at all costs, and they will want to take me for themselves at all costs.

Power, money, status, this has been constantly sought after since ancient times.

They may not be seen or touched, but the light they emit is like a ripe and seductive fruit in the Garden of Eden, and it is impossible to refuse.

And Mr. West is the snake entrenched in the dark, he is peeping, waiting for an opportunity, and demagoguery.

I looked at the people in front of me, and it took a long time for me to sigh and say, "Hey! Since you all want to tell me where to send Mr. West, since he also wants to find me, and since I also want to find him, then you might as well work a few people to send me to him! ”

"You're going to Mr. West?" Zuo Mu looked at me and asked with a little surprise in his eyes.

"Yes!" I replied with a smile.

"Why are you going to Mr. West?" Mr. Chiyan asked.

"The reason is very simple, firstly, because he wants to look for me, secondly, because I want to find him, and thirdly, I am not a shrunken turtle, hiding and not daring to come out to meet people." I said with a smile over a long glass of wine. "Don't be surprised, I'm just born with such a donkey temper, leading and going backwards. If he wants to see me, why can't I go to him? I have one condition, though......"

"On what terms?" The proprietress asked hurriedly.

"Good question!" I looked at the proprietress and smiled: "First of all, I want a modified Mercedes-Benz R300 to send me over, the driver must be a woman, and a very beautiful woman, I don't want a bad woman, and I won't sit in a car driven by a bad woman." ”

"Second? Of course, you won't have this one! The proprietress said.

"Of course there won't be just one!" I smiled and touched my nose, "Second, all the seats in the car except for the co-pilot are removed, and I want to replace them with a bed, a big bed, and I want to sleep well." ”

"Third?" The proprietress then asked.

"Thirdly, I want two bottles of the best vintage Smirnó vodka, a bottle of Gordon Gin, and two bottles of vermouth. Plus, 100 grams of the finest caviar, the freshest sashimi, the most delicate foie gras, the most tender steak grilled, and the softest sticky French cake. I looked at the proprietress and smiled and said, "That's all for now, I'll give you an hour, I'm sure this shouldn't be a big problem for you." ”

"I ......" the proprietress was still laughing, but her laughter was more ugly than crying, "why are we doing these things for you?" Can't we tie you up to Mr. West? ”

"You can't!" I smiled and said, "Do you think that with the methods of a few of you, you can trap a Buddha?" Also, if I go with you and see Mr. West, I'll tell him that you guys sent me here, so ......"

I didn't go on, I deliberately stopped at the end, and sometimes there are some things you don't have to say at all, because those who understand will naturally understand, and even if you don't understand, he won't understand.

The proprietress is naturally someone who understands.

So, before I could finish my sentence, her people stood up and strode out.

However, although she walked out, the boss next to her was dragged out by her, dragging her ears out.

Men are sometimes pitiful than women, because, with the development of the times, many men have become women's venting tools.

But whenever they are angry outside, the fire in their hearts will often be vented on her own man.

The boss in front of you is the best example of this.

Time passes little by little, sometimes it passes very slowly, sometimes it passes surprisingly fast.

In less than an hour, at most about forty minutes, the proprietress really drove a black Mercedes-Benz R300 back to the door of the restaurant.

The car, sure enough, has been modified, and the modification is also very exquisite, except for the co-pilot, the whole car has really been changed into a super big bed.

The bed is big and comfortable, it can be said that it is more comfortable than most beds in the world, it is not only comfortable, but what is more terrible is that there are two people lying on it, two women who make men all over the world blush and heartbeat when they see it.

At the foot of the bed there are two small buttons, and when you press them, two small drawers pop out from under the bed, one of which contains wine.

The wines, of course, are all the best Smirnel vodka, the strongest Gordon Gin and the sweetest vermouth.

One drawer contains some of the best appetizers in the world.

I took a look at it, and the dishes were all the ones I ordered, no more, no less, and they were all the freshest and best valued.

I took a piece of thinly sliced foie gras and put it in my mouth, and I couldn't help but admire the hostess.

The proprietress is not a boss, but she has done everything in just forty minutes, which is not just something that can be solved with money.

The proprietress looked at me with a smile and said leisurely, "Do you know how difficult it is for me to prepare these for you?" ”

"I know, I don't know!" I said with a smile.

"You little villain!" The proprietress smiled and hammered me on the chest, then whispered in my ear, "If you meet Mr. Xi, don't forget to mention how difficult it is for me." ”

"I'll think about it!" I closed the door of the black R300.

And the car also flew away at this moment.