"Hey, Iron Head, why don't we go there after school?"

The horse monkey glanced at Wang Shikuan, who was lecturing on the podium, and lowered his head and asked in a low voice.

Seeing this time, Tietou stood the open textbook on the desk, used it to block his face, and whispered to the side.

"Go to Baidaogou, isn't this about to start spring, it is estimated that it is time for Wang Ba to come out to breathe."

The horse monkey looked at the iron head, and a pair of small eyes rolled around: "Baidaogou is too far, it will take more than an hour to go back and forth, and when we catch Wang Ba and go home, can we still write homework?" ”

"Doing homework? Write a yarn, have you seen me, handed in your homework? Tietou said to the horse monkey with a proud face, and his voice changed: "Don't forget, I am his uncle, and I have me, this year's Qingming Festival, I won't let him go back to the ancestral grave to burn paper!" Tietou secretly pointed to Wang Shikuan on the podium, and said to the horse monkey coaxingly.

"Big brother, you are bragging, yesterday in the teaching office, you were whipped by Teacher Wang, Yo Yo Yo, I don't know who is like a grandson, I don't dare to move."

When the horse monkey saw that the iron head began to brag again, he gloated with a look of schadenfreude, despised the iron head, and exposed his old bottom.

The iron head was shortened by the horse monkey, and his face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, but he still opened his mouth and argued strongly: "Grass, it was the master who gave him face at school, so he didn't fight back." Yesterday after school, didn't you see that he went to my house to apologize to me? ”

"Cut, pretend, apologize to you? Don't be funny, you don't know what to do? Who is my aunt beating up at night? Yo ho, that cry was like killing a pig, and half the village heard it! The horse monkey rolled his eyes and looked at the iron head with disdain.

The iron head had a black line on his face, and he was about to talk back.

At this moment, Wang Shikuan, who was on the podium, suddenly threw down the book in his hand, stretched out his hand and pointed at the horse monkey, and roared angrily.

"Ma Hou, why don't you listen to the lecture and mutter? You don't know you're a rat when the whole class is chirping! Get the hell out of here. ”

Ma Monkey was suddenly named by Wang Shikuan, scolded him to go out, immediately shrunk his neck, looked at Teacher Wang on the podium with a nervous face, and immediately wanted to defend himself.

It's just that when I looked at Wang Shikuan's gloomy face at this time, I could drip water, I opened my mouth, and I didn't say anything for a long time, and in the end, I couldn't help it, and the horse monkey could only return helplessly: "Oh! ”

Looking at the deflated horse monkey at this time, Tietou didn't mention how happy he was, the beauty in his heart was so beautiful that he couldn't hold back for a while, and there was a low laugh at the moment.

Seeing Wang Shikuan on the podium at this time, his eyes widened, and he said angrily: "You are no better, Ma Hou is a mouse, you are a rat!" Go, get out of ...... for me."

It's just that before Wang Shikuan finished reprimanding Tietou, suddenly there was an urgent shout of women from outside the classroom.

"Wang Shikuan, come out quickly, our ridge has been opened, and I can't stop it alone!"

Wang Shikuan, who was still on the podium, was a teacher, and when he heard the words of the woman shouting outside the door, he shrank his neck sharply the next moment and looked out nervously.

Wang Shikuan's move immediately provoked the students in the audience, and the audience burst into laughter.

At this time, Wang Shikuan turned his head violently, looked at the students, and angrily left a sentence: "Self-study"", and then walked out of the classroom in a gloomy manner.

The iron head and the horse monkey had been watching Wang Shikuan's actions, and at this time, they saw Wang Shikuan from outside the classroom and a middle-aged woman out of the campus in a panic.

The two who escaped looked at each other, sat on the bench with their butts, and then breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

Seeing the horse monkey at this time, after sitting on the chair, he reached out and patted his chest, then turned his head to look at the iron head and said, "I'm scared to death, buddy, it's all your fault." Less bragging to buddies in the future. ”

Seeing that the iron head did not pay attention to the horse monkey at this time, he stood up from his seat again, and stretched his head out of the window with his feet stretched out.

The horse monkey didn't get a response from the iron head, so he looked up at the iron head at the moment, and when he saw the appearance of the iron head at this moment, he immediately patted the iron head and asked with a puzzled face: "What do you see?" ”

The iron head that was patted by the horse monkey turned around sharply and came to the horse monkey.

"Wang Shikuan, this deflated calf is gone, or let's sneak out of the back door and skip school to catch Wang Ba!"

As soon as he heard what Tietou said, the horse monkey suddenly shook his head like a rattle.

"Don't go, don't go, Mr. Wang is famous for suing black, I heard that the production team is short of manpower recently, don't forget, Mr. Wang and Captain Zhang are the masters who wear a pair of pants. When the time comes, I will directly persuade you to retire, and then as soon as Captain Zhang takes over, then we will have to be assigned to the production team. ”

"Cut, eggs!" Tietou rolled his eyes, mocked the horse monkey, and saw him take out his schoolbag from the drawer, put it on his shoulder, and said to the horse monkey: "I went to Baidaogou to catch Wang Ba, and came to my house to drink Wang Ba soup at night." ”

The iron head was supposed to sit in the last row. After saying to the horse monkey, without waiting for the latter to reply, he slipped out of the back door as a cat.

After the iron head left, the horse monkey looked at the vacant seat on the side, and bored took out a comic book of King Kong gourd baby from the desk.

I saw him spread it out on the table, and then he looked at it with relish.

Time is slowly slipping away.

Suddenly.

"Youkai return my grandfather!"

It turned out that at this time, the horse monkey was seeing the gourd baby fighting the snake spirit, and he saw the excitement for a while, regardless of the students in the front row who were studying, dancing excitedly.

I saw him slam the shoulder of the classmate in the front row, and the classmate turned around in response and looked at the horse monkey with a puzzled expression.

At this time, when the horse monkey saw the classmate turn around, he suddenly stepped on the bench, stretched out his hand and pointed at the classmate who turned back, pretending to learn the tone of the gourd baby, and shouted loudly: "Goblin, return my grandfather!" ”

The classmate glanced at him with disdain and muttered disdainfully: "Cut, boring." Then he turned around and continued to study.

"Yo, Ma Hou? How old am I? You have become a vajra gourd baby, come on, come on, let the teacher and I try your copper skin and iron bones, whether or not my big stick is strong. Just when the horse monkey was excited, I don't know when, Wang Shikuan was already standing on the podium.

"Oh, I'm a mother."

Suddenly hearing Wang Shikuan's voice, the horse monkey was suddenly startled, his body shook violently, and he was about to get off the bench in a hurry, but he was too nervous, his center of gravity was suddenly unstable, he stumbled under his feet, and fell straight from the bench.

The horse monkey who fell off the bench didn't care about the pain in his body, so he hurriedly climbed to his seat and wanted to put away the comic book.

But it was too late, Wang Shikuan was already standing in front of his desk, with a stick in one hand and a horse monkey in the other.

The horse monkey wanted to cry without tears at this time, looking at Wang Shikuan, who was holding a stick in front of him with one hand and a stick in the other, as if to say, You can do it.

The helpless horse monkey, with the attitude of a hero not to suffer the immediate loss, as if he handed over his own child, reluctantly handed over the book to Wang Shikuan's hands.

At this time, when the horse monkey saw Teacher Wang, he threw away the stick in his hand, turned around and left, and suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

However, before the horse monkey could catch his breath, Wang Shikuan suddenly turned back and looked at the horse monkey with a gloomy face.

"Where did Wang Tietou go?"

The horse monkey, who thought he had escaped, suddenly heard Wang Shikuan's inquiry, and his expression suddenly corrected, and he replied.

"Tietou was called home by his mother, my aunt came, I just wanted to ask you for leave, but I didn't see you, teacher. No, I said that when you came back, I would tell you. ”

"Yo, I'll have to go to his house and ask his mother to see if it's true." Wang Shikuan said in a strange way.

To say that the horse monkey is really a buddy at this time, after hearing Wang Shikuan's words, his face was not red, and his heart did not beat and he raised his head.

Seeing that Wang Shikuan was not paying attention to the horse monkey at this time, he returned to the podium and shouted to the students below: "Continue self-study." Then the vajra gourd baby with the horse monkey came out of the classroom.

Seeing Wang Shikuan out of the classroom, the horse monkey immediately looked out the window, and saw the latter's figure slowly disappearing at the gate, and the horse monkey immediately scolded.

"Your grandmother has a leg, she scared me to death."

After scolding, the horse monkey turned around and thought in his heart: "Iron head wow, buddy can only help you get there, you can ask for more blessings." ”

In this way, the horse monkey finally survived until the end of school.

When the bell rang for the end of school, the horse monkey was the first to jump out of the classroom and run in the direction of Tietou's house.

After a while, the horse monkey came to the door of Tietou's house out of breath.

When the horse monkey stood at the door of Tietou's house, he immediately changed his expression, and stretched out his head to look in the door frame.

After looking at it for a while, he saw that there was no movement in the courtyard, and his heart was horizontal, and he suddenly shouted.

"Iron head, iron head ......"

As soon as his words fell, he saw the eldest sister of the iron head walking out of the kitchen and said with a smile: "Ah, the horse is coming, hurry up!" ”

Ma Hou saw that it was the eldest sister of the iron head, and suddenly his heart was half cold, but he still pretended to say: "Eldest sister, is the iron head at home?" ”

Seeing that the eldest sister's face was stunned at this time, and then she smiled a little unnaturally, but she still said to the horse monkey: "After the iron head came back, he went out to find your aunt again." But it's been a while, you go up to the house and wait for him first, it is estimated that at this point, he will be back soon. ”

The horse monkey who was like a mirror in his heart immediately knew that the iron-headed truancy might have leaked out.

At this time, the horse monkey's face changed slightly, and he replied to the eldest sister: "I'll look for it too." Then, without waiting for the eldest sister to speak, she turned around and ran.

Along the way, he was worried about the horse monkey who didn't know where to go, and he lowered his head and thought about his thoughts in distraction.

Suddenly.

"Oops!"

Only then did the horse monkey react that he had bumped into someone, but it seemed to be very soft.

The person who was hit groaned and immediately cursed.

"Walk without eyes, you're blind!"

The horse monkey was awakened by a sudden scream, and looked up at the scolding person, and when he saw that it was Widow Wu standing in front of him, the horse monkey immediately greeted Widow Wu with a smile on his face.

"Ah, it's Aunt Wu, what are you doing here?"

At this time, Widow Wu stretched out her hand and rubbed her chest, glared at him with slanted eyes, and said coquettishly: "It's Ma Hou, what else can I do when I'm alone, go home and cook!" By the way, you kid isn't going home yet, what are you wandering around? ”

"Hey, I'm not here to report to the iron head, who knows he's not at home." The horse monkey replied helplessly following Widow Wu's words.

"Oh, you're looking for Iron Head, I saw that his mother went to the gutter, maybe Iron Head went to the gutter to find his mother. It's just that it's getting dark now......"

Before Widow Wu could finish speaking, she saw that the horse monkey at this time had already run ten meters away.

"Thank you, Aunt Wu, I'll go to the gutter to have a look."

Hearing the sound of the horse monkey in the distance, Widow Wu reacted at this time, and there was still a horse monkey figure beside her at this time.

Glancing at the back of the horse monkey, Widow Wu shook her head lightly: "Hey, the child is miscellaneous now?" ”

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