At noon, the two of us bought more than 40 yuan of vegetables in the vegetable market together, and prepared everything for tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. While Lin Zi was busy in the kitchen, I was also busy outside, busily chasing away a few flies circling around the dinner table, and I suspected that they had some intention of making a stir-fried kidney flower that had just been made.

The weather is hot, and there are more flies in the rental house, and although there are screens, it is always impossible to figure out when and where and how many flies will come in.

Lin Zi came out of the kitchen with the last seaweed egg soup and asked me, "After fighting flies for a long time, how was the result?" ”

I learned the joke I learned on the Internet and sold it now: "I killed three, two male flies and one female fly." ”

Lin Zi didn't believe it, and asked with a smile: "Go, you're talking nonsense again, can you still see the male and female flies?" ”

I said, "Two flies on a beer bottle, and one fly on the wall, a little mottled poster of Stallone's muscular male appearance put up by the young landlord many years ago, and the personality traits are very obvious. ”

She was not convinced: "Aren't women also drunk badly?" Besides, how do you know that the one that bites Stallone's chest isn't a gay man among flies? I smiled, too lazy to reason with her again.

By the way, I am good at fighting flies, and even if I don't have a fly swatter, I rarely miss a shot when I roll it up with magazines and newspapers; There is also a unique skill that can catch flies with bare hands, and he can really catch it with his hands and not brag.

When I was a child, we used to play fly catching competitions in the yard, and I always won when I caught flies on flowers and tree pages with my bare hands, and sometimes I could catch two with one hand.

This is also a technical job, the proportion must be well handled, the fly is still alive when it is held in the palm of the hand, and it cannot be squeezed too hard, so as not to make the hand too dirty, and then fall to the ground hard, and see the stunned fly to be considered a complete victory.

Others asked me the trick, "without him, only the hands are quick to hear", and secondly, I also pay attention to "stability, accuracy, and degree".

In fact, there is a core technology that I have never said, because I want to rely on this advantage to continue to win the self-adhesive of my friends' Transformers or Saint Seiya.

Until now, even if I can catch flies again, the company will not give me the bonus of the hygienist aunt, so it doesn't hurt to say it. That is, the direction of the shot is very important, generally speaking, it is from the top of the fly's head that has the highest success rate; Because it's the same as an airplane taking off, there's always a process of going forward and upward at the beginning, right in the direction of your hand, and if you're fast enough, it doesn't have a chance to turn or change course at all.

If you shoot from behind its ass, no matter how fast you are, you can't catch up with the flies, it's impossible to succeed once, don't believe you give it a try.

Seeing the subtle knowledge, drawing inferences from one case, the direction of things in the world is wrong, and it is in vain to work hard, and secondly, everything must be done by paying attention to methods.

Of course, there are some things that you do well may be related to your talent, and there are some things that I have a talent for, such as catching flies; There are some things I don't have a talent for, like washing dishes. I never interfere in washing dishes anytime or anywhere.

I confess that since I was a child, I have been the legendary little emperor who is not diligent, and it has never been my turn to do housework.

My parents cared too much about me, and they thought that when I grew up, I should hold a pen and a stalk, and I shouldn't hold a broom or a rag or anything like that, saying that my hands were thick.

My mother always likes to hold my hand and squeeze it, saying that my hand is good, soft and white, and the photo book says that it is rich and noble. Fortunately, I have been educated by the party since I was a child and have established a simple materialist world view, knowing that this is a manifestation of the deep feudal poison in her.

I said to my mother, when you were young, you were also a red soldier, you took a train to the whole country for free to study in tandem, and you also received re-education from peasant friends and worker brothers as an intellectual youth, how come your understanding has not improved?

Without the rough hands of peasants and workers, where would we get food to eat, where would we get clothes? Didn't the great leaders also say that "power comes out of the barrel of a gun", and without those calloused hands that felt the guns, would our revolution have succeeded? Didn't many veterans take up local leadership positions after the founding of New China? Which of those founding generals who have been swords and fought all their lives has no calluses on their hands, and their thousands of years of achievements have left their names in history, and in the end, they are also rich and noble?

My mother was very excited when she heard me say this, and she said you know, at that time, the Japanese devils found calluses on their hands among the refugees, and they arrested or shot them if they suspected that they were soldiers. You only saw the few who survived, do you know how many thousands of people died in the war?

Besides, who do you think these gun-wielding people will listen to in the end? Mao has basically never robbed it in his life, and Jiang Guangtou and Hitler have never been in battle by themselves, right? That's why it's still a good book and a pen. Confucius said: The sergeant kills with a pen. I said, Mom, you're far away.

The reality is that my parents are too capable to help. I once tried to show them a little bit of it, but the result was often criticized for being indecent; Saying that I didn't do this well, and that I didn't do it well, finally made me feel that I really didn't have the talent for this, and I was not born to be a working person.

After spending a little time with Lin Zi, of course, I also learned to help her with some things, such as mopping the floor, taking out the garbage, collecting clothes, occasionally going grocery shopping together, or helping out in the kitchen, and recently tried to cook one or two dishes by myself according to the recipe. However, there is one red line that must not be crossed, and that is not to wash dishes.

There have been two times when I was forced to wash the dishes, I still washed the inside of the bowl very cleanly, but each time I deliberately did not wash the bottom of the outer bowl, and when I used it the next day, Lin Zi found that it was still oily, so I accepted the fact that I did not have the talent to wash dishes.

Now, after the meal, I am only responsible for bringing the dishes and chopsticks to the kitchen, helping to clean up the table, and then leaning on the sofa to watch the TV series "Kangxi Dynasty", while Lin Zi continues to wash the dishes.

Overall, "Kangxi Dynasty" is indeed a good film, and I personally like Kangxi played by Chen Daoming, or Chen Daoming who likes to play Kangxi, starting from his role as Fang Hong in "The Siege".

Of course, there is also a place in the play that doesn't sound pleasant, such as the Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang calling herself "I Xiaozhuang", people with a little common sense know that "Xiaozhuang" is her nickname after her death, and it is the honorific title given to her by her descendants.

In fact, it doesn't matter if you watch it as a time-traveling drama, just like the equally popular "Joking about Qianlong", "Kangxi Weifu Private Interview", and "Prime Minister Liu Luoguo", they are just a story performed by modern people, a TV series that allows the audience to talk about and pass the leisure time, and it does not need to be as rigorous as a history textbook.