The second master stayed in place in a daze at this time, maintaining the action of reaching out and pulling, opening his mouth in shock, revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth, looking at the iron head that had rushed to the zombie.

I saw the iron head rush to the zombie, jumped up violently, hugged the zombie, opened his mouth and tore at the zombie's shoulder, and a pair of small fists also swung at the zombie's body at this time!

Look at the zombie again, like a model in a closet. Motionless, let the iron head hang on its body and bite and beat!

Stunned moment!

At this time, the second master finally found that something seemed to be wrong, reacted, and hurriedly went up to pull the iron head, and wanted to run away quickly.

But no matter how the second master pulled, the iron head at this time seemed to be stunned by the devil, hanging on the thousand-year-old stiff body, and venting vigorously.

The second master, who couldn't pull away the iron head, was so anxious that his voice trembled a little.

"Baby, baby, you are sober and sober, it is useless for you to bite it, he bites ......"

The frightened second master was pulling the iron head while persuading, and suddenly saw in the corner of his eye that there seemed to be a red dot on the zombie's forehead.

The second master, who has lived to such an age, when he was young, was in the underground all the year round, seeing this scene, he still couldn't understand why this zombie let the two of them dangle in front of him, and he didn't pounce on people!

The second master, who understood the reason, swallowed the words of persuasion to the iron head.

I saw the second master at this time, his eyes rolled for a moment, and then he suddenly reached into his arms, and took out his black pottery vial, which was still the same old move, stretched out a finger and stirred it in the bottle, and then used his finger stained with red liquid to point at the zombie's forehead.

After doing this, I saw that the second master's expression suddenly relaxed a lot, and then he put the black pottery vial carefully into his arms, and then stepped behind the iron head and hugged the iron head's waist!

"Alright, alright, stop fighting, this thing won't hurt anyone! It's been ......"

With the second master slowly calming down, but it may also be because the iron head was tired of tossing, and gradually eased the iron head of the god and slowly calmed down. At this time, he was sitting weakly on the ground beside him, gasping for air.

Seeing the iron head that had calmed down at this time, the second master suddenly let go of a hanging heart, turned around and picked up the yellow watch ball that he had thrown away when he ran away just now, stuffed it into the mouth of the zombie, and then clapped his hands, and then turned around and roared angrily at the people who were looking inside with their heads stretched out outside the tomb door.

"Don't fucking look at you, look at you all like that, not even a half-old child, what are you doing in a daze! Come in and work? ”

was yelled at by the second master, everyone, look at me, I look at you, rubbed for a while, and then under the leadership of Kuan Shao, he cautiously walked in from outside the door.

When everyone came in, they saw Kuan Shao coming straight to the second master at this time, stretching out his thumb to the second master.

"Second master, high, really high! You are still not old, and you have won this thousand-year-old stiff, but it is only the kung fu of warm wine! My admiration for your old age is really like the surging river, endless, and ......"

"Okay, okay, you fuck, don't shoot Lao Tzu's ass, if I'm not mistaken, when I ran just now, you should overtake me first. Go, go, go! What should I do, why should I go, hurry up and find out if there is a hidden warehouse or something in the sarcophagus, don't pestle here, give the old man nonsense here, and add to my blockage! ”

The second master scolded while talking, waved his hand at Kuan Shao for a while, and then took out the cigarette pouch behind his waist and put it in his mouth, and walked straight to the side of the iron head and squatted, no longer caring about anything else.

Kuan Shao blushed, listening to the second master's scolding honestly, and there was a trace of embarrassment in the air at this time.

Seeing that the second master squatted aside and stopped talking, at this time, Kuan Shao was like an amnesty, turned around and walked towards everyone!

"Second master, didn't you say that this thousand-year-old stiff is very powerful? You don't know that the situation just now almost scared me to death, but why did it suddenly stop moving! ”

At this time, the iron head who was sitting on the ground, after patting his chest for a while, just relieved his breath, stretched out his hand and pointed to the zombie on the side, and asked the second master puzzled.

I saw that at this time, the second master smiled and showed a mouthful of big yellow teeth.

"If you want to say that your baby is lucky enough, isn't that thousand-year-old zombie very powerful, you hit him by mistake, and the blind cat ran into a dead mouse, breaking his life."

"Did I break his door? How do you say that, when did I become so powerful? Is it because I am handsome, and when the zombie saw it, he suddenly had self-knowledge and was ashamed to death? ”

"Well, eldest grandson, although I admit that you look pretty good, this is also with our old brothers, but it has nothing to do with breaking the life of the thousand-year-old zombie!"

After the second master finished speaking, he couldn't help but reach out and touch his old face, looking smug.

At this time, Tietou looked at the second master's stinky appearance, secretly rolled his eyes, turned his head to the side again, pouted, and whispered a "phew", and then turned around and said.

"Hey, second master, don't be stinky and beautiful when you're old, just say what's going on, don't always lose other people's appetites!"

Tietou said, looking at the second master who was still stinky with dissatisfaction.

"Well, good, good! Do you remember that red dot I made on your forehead when I started? In fact, it is 'five yang and one hundred earthquakes', the so-called all things are born and restrained, needless to say, zombies everyone knows that they belong to the extreme yin, so we have to use extreme yang restraint, the so-called water and fire are incompatible, but it also depends on which side is stronger, this is the saying goes, water can carry the boat and can also overturn the boat. ”

"But normally speaking, just the little 'five yang and hundred shocks' on your forehead, it is impossible to resist the yin qi of this thousand-year-old stiffness, but people themselves have three yang fires, especially the boys are better, originally according to my thoughts, the yin qi in the tomb is too heavy, and you are the first time to go to the tomb, I am afraid that you will suddenly not be able to stand the yin qi, afraid of breaking your yang qi. So I helped you raise the yang fire in the center of your eyebrows, thinking that after strengthening your yang fire, at least you won't be invaded by yin qi in your body again. I didn't expect that you kid was so ruthless, and he hit the thousand-year-old stiff with his head. ”

When the second master said this, he paused, took a puff of dry smoke, and continued.

"In fact, even if this is the case, it is impossible for the thousand-year-old zombie to be easily subdued by you like this, but looking at the appearance of the thousand-year-old zombie just now, I feel that there may really be something wrong with the place below where the corpses are raised. I just said, you are a child, and the yang fire in the eyebrows has been blessed by my 'Five Yang Hundred Shocks', plus the 'Five Yang Hundred Shocks' is the five kinds of extreme yang things that restrain the extreme yin things, and they are blended. ”

Tietou began to listen to the words of the second master, and felt like listening to a story, which was called a relish, and surprisingly did not insert a word. But in the end, I heard the second master say that he had picked up a bargain.

At that moment, he hurriedly stretched out his hands and swung violently, and his head shook like a rattle!

"Pick up cheap? Second master, don't be funny, I don't want to pick up such a cheap, or next time there is such a thing, I'll give it to you, you can pick up such a cheap! ”

"Bah, bah, it's not big or small with the second master, Tong Yan is unscrupulous, Tong Yan is unscrupulous!"

In the tomb, it is most taboo to say that next time, when the second master heard it, he hurriedly interrupted.

I saw that Tietou suddenly came to the second master again, and asked curiously.

"By the way, Second Master, is the black bottle in your arms filled with 'Wuyang Baizhen', as you said, what is this 'Wuyang Baizhen'?"

"Hmm~ 'Five Yang Hundred Earthquakes'! It is to use five kinds of extreme yang things, among them, black dog blood. Nine crowns of golden claws and white phoenix blood. Three-legged raccoon blood. Cinnabar. With the child's urine as a guide, these five kinds of yang things are blended! ”

"Boy pee?"

Listening to the second master's explanation, Tietou was smacking his tongue for a while, and when he suddenly heard that there was still a boy's urine, suddenly he seemed to think of something! Stared at the second master and roared!

"Yes, boy pee. What's wrong? The second master rolled his eyes and looked at the iron head with disdain and said

"What's wrong? Okay, I said why it won't be long before you get a jar for me to pee in! I asked you what you were doing, and you said it was a medicine fish, and I went to the river to pee every day to get the medicine fish. In the end, there was no medicine for the last fish, and I wondered for a long time! No, no, you're going to give me urine money! ”

Tietou said, stretching out his hand to the second master.

"Yo, pee money? I've lived so old that I know that I have to pay for food and accommodation, and I've never heard of anyone who collects money for pee! Or I'll just get you a pool, and you'll strip naked and stand in it to pee, and if someone gives you money to buy it, I'll make up all the pee you used to give me, and make it up to you all at once! ”

"Second master, you ......"

"What are you, Yao, I'm not afraid to tell you, even the boy urine in this bottle is still yours!"

I saw that the second master's eyes were glaring at this time, and he took out the black pottery vial from his arms and shook it in front of the iron head!

Seeing the second master's appearance, the iron head was like a deflated ball, speechless for a while, and then suddenly stunned, as if he remembered something, and his spirit was shocked.

"Okay, okay, second master, don't talk about it, I just called you and asked you not to run to the door of the tomb, didn't you hear?"

The second master suddenly saw that Tietou mentioned this stubble, and pouted at the moment.

"Hey, you kid don't say it, I almost forgot. Right! Is there such a thing, what happened to you kid just now? What kind of wind is pumping in your brain, telling you that there are zombies behind you and you don't run, hey, you call me, let me run to your side, what are your intentions, do you want the second master to come over and give you a back, so that the zombie can clean me up, and then you take the opportunity to slip away? ”

"Second master! Don't talk about it, what I said is true, just now I told you not to run to the door of the tomb because I saw it, and a monster appeared there! ”

Seeing Tietou's serious look, not like a joke, the second master suddenly straightened his face.

"What kind of monster?"

"The gray body had a woman's face, white hair, two rabbit-like ears, and the overall size of a rabbit. And that's not all, fuck! The thing could talk, it was a woman's voice, and it giggled at me, and finally it spoke to me! ”

Listening to Tietou's description, the second master was shocked at this time, and he couldn't help shouting.

"Bunny girl!"

"Second master, do you know that thing?"

"Well, you know, that thing is ......"

"Second master, the brothers have searched all over the place, but they haven't found any organs, why don't you go and take a look when you get old? If you can't find it, the brothers are ready to give it to you! ”

Just as the second master was explaining to Tietou, Kuan Shao came over at this time and interrupted the second master's words! The second master looked sideways at Kuan Shao, who interrupted his words, and said with a displeased face.

"I said, what's the matter with you, so many people, you can't even find a single agency? Boom! Boom! Boom! Damn, I didn't learn much from some side skills, and it's all messy there, but you guys learned decently! This is a cultural relic, it belongs to the country, it belongs to the people! Wouldn't it be good for you to leave something for future generations? ”

"Well, we can't just be trapped here!" Hearing the second master's lesson, Kuan Shao pouted and said!

"Humph! Get out of the way, I'll take a look! At this time, the angry second master stood up, set aside the wide shao in front of him, and walked towards the open sarcophagus platform!

Seeing that the second master was gone, Tietou hurriedly got up from the ground, like a fart, followed behind the second master, and when he walked in front of Kuanshao, Tietou raised his head violently.

"Humph!"

At this time, Kuan Shao, looking back at the old and young in front of him, his eyes gradually became gloomy!