9. Interstellar Zerg
"Dusting?"
The Z boss on the other end of the phone obviously didn't react, and he was stunned for a while.
"I mean, you're really boring, what's the matter with me?"
"Uh...... Ahem...... Abner is like this, and just recently there have been two spatial fluctuations in New York, one very obvious and the other unusually hidden. ”
"What does this have to do with me, boss, I'm the guardian of the city of Manhattan, not New York."
"Hahaha...... That's so unfortunate, Abner, and I have to tell you that hidden spatial fluctuations are in your Manhattan. ”
There was a literal expression of regret, but the tone was clearly full of schadenfreude, and it was obvious that being able to drag Abner into the water made Boss Z feel very good.
“FUCK! So what does it mean for my most handsome head to have spatial fluctuations? ”
"Abner, you have to know that the reason why our men in black were established is not because of those aliens and mutants, but to prevent the invasion of alien creatures, so what do you think is the reason for the spatial fluctuations?"
"Damn it!"
Abner couldn't help but pat his forehead with a headache, this is the trouble that has come to the door again.
"We haven't found out from which direction the hidden spatial fluctuations came from, we will continue to investigate, but you, as the guardian of Manhattan, should also pay attention, as for the obvious spatial fluctuations, it is our old friend, I have asked Agent J and Agent K to appear to find you, you go with them, and by the way, you will increase your knowledge."
As soon as Z's voice fell, Abner had to nod helplessly, after all, he was his immediate boss, and he still had to give this face.
……
The two agents didn't let Abner wait long, and after just ten minutes, a black Ford stopped in front of Abner.
Bang!
"Abner! You were so handsome last time, you know I've been upset with those guys with dog teeth and bat wings, I'm just ......"
"Shut up!"
Driving the vehicle through the traffic quickly, Agent K directly stopped Agent J's chattering voice.
"Abner's matter is urgent, we have just detected the traces of that bug, we can't delay any longer, it will be troublesome after a long time!"
"Bugs again?"
"Not bad! Our old friends of the men in black, the interstellar gluttonous zerg, there is nothing they don't eat......"
"They don't even ...... that disgusting poop"
"J, shut up, hurry up and check our weapons again!"
"Abner, you continue to listen to me, this interstellar gluttonous zerg has opened the space tunnel nine times in the past sixty years to come to our planet, but each time it was swept out by our man in black, but this time it is different!"
"This time, after they came, they took the galaxy from the hands of the Aimudians ......"
"I know you're going to have to ask ...... galaxy is"
"J, you give me peace!"
“OK! OK! K, you have to understand my feeling when I see an idol, do you know idol? ”
"According to the Aimdi, the galaxy in their hands is a very powerful weapon, and it can even destroy an asteroid at full power, so we must use the fastest speed to get it back from the hands of that group of interstellar gluttonous zerg."
Galaxy? Aim Ti Xing people? Interstellar gluttonous zergies?
There is a sense of familiarity...... Could it be that it's the plot of Men in Black 1?
A bug who drove a spaceship all the way to Earth and then killed the prince or king of another planet? And then took the galaxy that the hapless guy was carrying?
But what is the Milky Way? I just remember that it seemed to be tied around the neck of a cat.
Then the bug aliens are ready to flee the Earth in a spaceship, using the galaxy to exterminate the poor prince (king?). At this time, the planet where the prince was located ran over in a space battleship, threatening the earthlings to hand over the galaxy within a certain amount of time, otherwise the galaxy and the earth would hang up together.
In Abner's distant and vague memory, this was pretty much the entire plot of the first part of the Man in Black.
Of course, Abner at this moment is naturally dismissive of the absurd plot in the original movie.
The men in black here are powerful enough to compete with the kingdoms of Asgard, Muspelheim, and the underworld.
Space battleships smash the Earth? Is it certain that its shelling will break through the outermost layer of A-net defenses?
Of course, these have nothing to do with Abner, this mission is mainly carried out by J and K, and Abner is just a thug this time, solving some troubles along the way for the two agents.
Agent J drove the car all the way, and Abner's keen hearing could clearly hear the constant sound from the headphones in J's ear.
I drove out of Manhattan at a fast speed, and then took a boat to Brooklyn before stopping.
It was already past nine o'clock in the evening, and K bought a few hamburgers and munched on them, complaining loudly.
"This damn worm, let me catch it, I must have picked off its thighs and roasted it!"
As for Abner, who has always had no love for junk food, he is now standing by J's side, watching him keep piecing together the gadgets in his hand.
Click! Click! Click!
After a series of sounds, J put a metal patch like a band-aid on his nose, and after shrugging his nose and sniffing, he took out a pair of metal glasses from the box he was carrying, connected a few round inserts to the glasses, and put them on his eyes.
J glanced around a few times, sniffed with his nose, and then settled on a direction and said, "Go this way, we're not far from it!" ”
After saying that, he took the lead in the lead, and Abnaliso followed, and K, after scolding, also gulped his dinner and followed quickly.
The physical fitness of the three of them is far beyond that of mortals, and they are getting more and more remote along the way, and as night falls, the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods in this city have also come out to forage for food.
J was concentrating on finding his way, and Abner stood up and stunned all these bad guys with three punches and two kicks.
After more than half an hour, Abner's keen sense of smell also sensed, and a unique fishy smell in the air became stronger and stronger, and it should not be far from the destination.
Sure enough, after walking for a few more minutes, J and the two people behind him stopped in front of a garbage dump.
J glanced around, sniffed vigorously, and then took his eyes off again and said, "It should be here!" ”