Three days later, the sun was shining

Next to the graveyard of the old lady Ren, Uncle Nine stood in front of the altar in a Taoist robe and said to everyone after three incense sticks: "Everyone should worship with integrity and respect!" ”

A group of people hurriedly went to the incense to worship, and the people of this world did not dare to be sloppy about this, how sincere they should be.

"Uncle Jiu, this piece of land was said by Mr. Feng Shui back then, it was difficult to find, and it was a good hole." After worshipping, Master Ren said to Uncle Jiu

Uncle Nine looked at the old man for a while before saying, "Yes, this cave is called Dragonfly Point Water, the whole cave is three feet long and four, only four feet can be used, one zhang and three feet wide, only three feet can be used, so the coffin can not be buried flat, it must be buried by law." ”

At this time, Wen Cai began to die again, "Master, what is the Dharma burial?" Is it a French funeral? Yang San wanted to know how Wencai's brain circuit grew? Don't worry, the French don't have the culture you have, they don't have to bury it so much.

Uncle Nine also glared at Wencai, it was too embarrassing to appear, "The so-called legal burial is a vertical burial, right, Master Ren?" ”

"Yes, that feng shui gentleman said that the ancestors were buried vertically, and the descendants must be great." Master Ren gave a thumbs up

"What about the spirit?" Uncle Nine seemed to be sure of something

Master Ren changed his smug smile and sighed, "In the past twenty years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse year by year, and I don't know what's going on."

"This feng shui gentleman has a holiday with you," Uncle Nine also sighed and said

Master Ren thought for a while before saying, "This piece of land originally belonged to Mr. Feng Shui, and my father heard that it was a good hole, so he spent a lot of money to buy it." ”

"It's just an inducement and no coercion?" Uncle Nine looked at the embarrassed Master Ren and said, "I think there must be coercion, otherwise how could he harm you, and let you cover the ashes on it, dragonflies and dragonflies and dragonflies, it should be covered with snowflakes, and the coffin head can't touch the water, how to order water, but he still has a conscience, let you get up in the coffin in twenty years, and it will not harm you for half your life, and it will not harm you for a lifetime, and it will not harm you for eighteen generations." ”

Yang San really wanted to say that Uncle Jiu is too simple, a good acupoint is very important to Mr. Feng Shui, and there is no great kindness that will be given to you? This is not a "conscience", but directly wants to make the Ren family extinct.

At this time, the coffin was also brought out, and Uncle Nine said to everyone, "Everyone, today is the time for Ren Gongwei to see the light of day again. Anyone who is thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five, forty-eight, and a rooster or ox shall turn away from it."

It's just that when he was about to open the coffin, a group of crows flew away, and there was a commotion in the forest, Uncle Nine knew that something was wrong, and hurriedly stepped forward to watch, he never thought that the old lady Ren's body was not rotten, and his face was even more black, this is the rhythm of corpse transformation, and at this time Uncle Nine also understood Mr. Feng Shui's "good intentions" back then.

Seeing that Uncle Jiu's face changed again and again, Master Ren stepped forward and asked, "Uncle Jiu, can this acupoint still be used?" "Okay, you still have the heart to care about this hole, first care about your own life.

"This hole has been abolished, the dragonfly points to the water a little bit and again, it is definitely not in the same position" Uncle Jiu hesitated again and again and said, "Master Ren, there is something wrong with Ling Zun, I suggest on the spot... Cremate. ”

"Cremation? No, no, my father was most afraid of fire and couldn't be cremated. When Master Ren heard the cremation, he hurriedly exclaimed

Yang San looked at Master Ren and made another big death, you don't want to have a chance to live, what kind of person.

Uncle Jiu saw that he couldn't persuade Master Ren, so he had to say, "Then carry it back to Yizhuang first", and then instructed Qiusheng and Wencai to light a plum blossom array in front of the tomb, see what it looks like, and then come back to tell him, and then look at the lonely graves around them, and each grave is covered with incense.

Yang San followed Uncle Nine all the way back to Yizhuang, and when he saw Uncle Jiu's preoccupied appearance all the way, he couldn't help but ask, "Uncle Jiu, are you worried about Old Lady Ren's corpse?" ”

"yes, you see that, too?" Uncle Nine said in surprise

"How can I understand the corpse, I just understand Uncle Jiu's face, your face hasn't looked good since Old Lady Ren was unearthed." Although Yang San knew what would happen, could he say it?

"Alas! The corpse did not decompose, the face was dark, the birds were startled, and the beasts fled in panic. All kinds of bad omen, I can't help but worry about it, the old lady Ren is afraid that the corpse is going to change! Uncle Nine's face became a little more melancholy

"Master, it's not good, look, why did this incense become like this?" At this moment, Qiusheng and Wencai ran in in a panic, holding three incense sticks that burned "two short and one long" in their hands.

Uncle Nine took it and looked at it, his face froze. said to Qiusheng Wencai: "Quickly prepare paper, pen, ink, sword!" Then he walked toward the altar.

"Yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, peach sword!" It turned out that the two of them were still in a daze, and they knew that they didn't understand at a glance, so that you don't usually have to learn, Uncle Nine said angrily, "People are the most taboo about three long and two short, and incense is the most taboo for two short and one long." If this incense comes out of the house, there must be someone mourning. ”

The two of them knew their mistake and hurriedly prepared the things, Wen Cai grabbed a rooster with rare enlightenment, and after some practice, Uncle Nine handed over the ink fountain containing good ink and chicken blood to the two, "Play it on the coffin, play it everywhere, you can't miss it, you know?" ”

"Got it." The two of them responded weakly

"People are divided into good people and bad people." Uncle Nine didn't miss any teaching opportunity and said, "Therefore, the most important thing to be a man is to fight for strength, but if you die, you can't fight for breath." ”

"How can you earn anger when you die?" Wen Cai didn't understand

"Corpses are also divided into good corpses and bad corpses, and when you die, you will become a bad corpse if you fight for a breath, just like Old Lady Ren." Uncle Nine hates that iron can't make steel

The two of them seem to understand it, bad corpse? You have to see it. The two pushed open the coffin board and looked at it: "Fa Fu!" ”

Uncle Jiu and Yang San stepped forward to take a look, it turned out that it was illuminated by the moonlight, the corpse swelled rapidly, and it seemed that some white hairs on their bodies began to fall off, and the newly grown black hairs began to grow wildly, and their fingernails also grew a lot. "Close it, play it!"

Obediently, this is directly skipping the white stiff to advance to the black stiff, what did this old lady do to that feng shui gentleman? So ruthless?

Uncle Jiu's face became even more ugly, and he hurriedly went back to the room to check the information, Yang San patted the shoulders of the two and went back to the room, they had to rest and rest, and there was a hard battle to fight next.

The unreliable Qiusheng and Wencai made a fuss again, and they didn't notice that the bottom of the coffin hadn't been played yet.

In the next two days, the old lady stayed in the coffin honestly, and there was no movement at all, but Uncle Nine never reassured him, he slept at night with one eye and one eye closed, and came out to investigate the situation when there was any trouble. When Wen Cai slept like a dead pig, he couldn't move by thunder, no wonder Uncle Nine said that he was born to be a material for Shouyizhuang.

On the third day, Uncle Nine was invited away by the people from the next village early in the morning, saying that there was something dirty and hoped that Uncle Nine would take action, and he might not be able to come back at night.

That night, Yang San was woken up by a loud noise, like the sound of wood falling to the ground, knowing that it was the old lady Ren who came out, he hurriedly picked up a peach wood sword borrowed from Uncle Nine and guarded carefully, although the zombies in the movie were killed directly to the Ren Mansion, but there was no big mistake in being careful, who knows what the old lady Ren was thinking.

"Boom... Boom... Knock..."Listening to the sound of zombies gradually jumping away, Yang San put his mind at ease, and hurriedly went out to check the situation, and sure enough, the coffin of the old lady was scattered all over the place, and Wen Cai, who was sleeping in the room, actually slept soundly, Yang San said that he was convinced. I don't support the wall, so I'll obey you. found a few chickens in the yard that had been drained of blood, Yang San went back to the room, not because he didn't want to save people, but the old lady Ren was now black, and Uncle Nine was not there, and he couldn't beat him, so he might have put himself in to save people, so let's wait for Uncle Nine to come back.

The next day, Yang San woke up Wencai early in the morning, and he found that the zombies were gone, and the chickens he raised were gone, and they couldn't eat them, so they could only burn them on the spot.

Yang San pulled Wen Cai, who was still sad, and went out to find Uncle Jiu, but met Qiusheng who rushed back halfway, it turned out that when Uncle Jiu and Qiusheng came back early in the morning, they heard that something happened to Renfu and couldn't care about returning to Yizhuang, and when they arrived at Ren's mansion, they found that Master Ren was really dead, and his neck was full of scratches and tooth marks.

Yang San also told Qiusheng about the disappearance of Yizhuang and Old Lady Ren, and the three of them hurriedly went to Ren's Mansion to inform Uncle Jiu, and when they arrived at Ren's Mansion, they found that Uncle Jiu was actually locked.

"Master, coffin..."Qiusheng ran back and forth, a little out of breath

"Scattered." Wen Cai picked it up on the side

"Corpses too..."

"It's gone."

"Master, you..."

"Arrested!" The security team saw that they endlessly stepped forward to grab Bai Dao, and then pulled half of Uncle Jiu to leave.

"Captain, let's have a few words with Uncle Nine, it won't delay you much." Yang San said to Ah Wei

Ah Wei saw that it was Yang San who spoke, he heard Ren Tingting say that Yang San had stayed abroad and knew a lot of Western plays, which was different from these hillbillies, and he still had to give face, "Okay, don't take too long." ”

Yang San looked at Uncle Nine after thanking him, knowing that he would definitely order something, "Yang San, you and Qiusheng come to pick me up at night, bring chicken blood, ink buckets and yellow talismans, and glutinous rice, and let Wencai stay in Ren's mansion and watch Tingting, the zombie may come again tonight." ”

Yang San wrote them down one by one and said, "Don't worry, Uncle Nine." ”

Uncle Nine was still very relieved of Yang San, and only turned around and left with Ah Wei after calming down a little