Although I ate porridge, I added a lot of ingredients, and Lao Zheng specially ordered crab roe porridge, which was fragrant and delicious.

Yang Weicheng sucked the porridge and was despised by Yang Mei.

"It's disgusting, how can you eat porridge like this? If you want to use a spoon, don't you have a spoon in your bowl? She blamed Yang Weicheng.

Yang Weicheng turned a deaf ear, anyway, we are thick-skinned, just one ear in and one ear out.

Is there one she doesn't pick? Yang Weicheng ate a mouthful of porridge, she wanted to nag, and she also nagged about the pickled vegetables, kicked her feet on the ground twice, and nagged.

In this nagging offensive, Yang Weicheng finished eating a bowl of porridge safely and said to the waiter: "Waiter, another bowl of crab roe porridge!" ”

Lao Zheng's face is a little blue, this kid has drunk five bowls.

What is the purpose of inviting them to drink porridge? Isn't it just to save some money?

Although Lao Zheng is a single, he feeds the whole family and is not hungry, but he spends a lot of money every month. Smoking, drinking, fishing, what kind of money is not needed?

This stinky boy.

He hugged his head and slapped it, but Yang Weicheng seemed to have an eye on the back of his head, tilted his head, and dodged.

Yang Weicheng also turned his head and smiled at him, cunning and cunning.

"Okay, order a stir-fry, let's have a drink." Lao Zheng sighed.

"Hmm." Yang Weicheng waved his hand, "Waiter, can you give me a menu?" ”

The waiter's aunt had a black face and threw over a menu, and Yang Weicheng ordered a few dishes.

"I'm having a treat today, you're welcome, Lao Zheng."

"I'll just wait for your words!" Lao Zheng readily agreed.

The dishes were all on and they began to drink, Yang Mei persuaded them to drink less at first, and later they also drank.

Lao Zheng has something on his mind, and Yang Weicheng has already seen it.

"Three generations of our family have been police officers, I am not married, my brother died, and there is only such a nephew left. I said Haohao, don't be a police officer, do something else. In these years, entering a steel mill and sitting in an organ, which is not better than being a police officer? ”

After three glasses of wine, Lao Zheng's eyes were rosy and he began to nag mode.

"This stinky boy, I have to listen to persuasion, you see, I'm still lying in Shashi, how can I be worthy of my brother, woo woo woo ......"

Yang Weicheng was also uncomfortable.

Zheng Hao was seriously injured, his leg was broken, and he was scratched by Hu Ming and Hu Liang, and the specific situation is not clear.

He blames himself very much now, why didn't God bring him some skills when he was reborn? Look at people's families, they are cultivators and medical skills, and they take advantage of an iron head.

If you don't know how to appease, then accompany you for a drink.

Yang Mei probably had the same idea, the two of them accompanied Lao Zheng to drink, and planned to send him home when he got drunk.

But who would have thought that people are not as good as heaven. Lao Zheng didn't drink and lay down, but Yang Weicheng vomited first.

"Gross!"

As soon as the three of them walked out of the store, Yang Weicheng vomited next to the door, and the waiter ran out and choked people.

"Ahh

Lao Zheng had a black line on his head, and hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll clean it." Yang Mei, you send Yang Weichengha. ”

"Hey, master, how can I ......?"

Yang Mei wanted to say how I sent it, but when she looked up, Lao Zheng had been urged by the waiter to go in and get tools to clean up, so she had to reluctantly set up Yang Weicheng.

It was not early, and the bus had long since run out. It's a long walk to the hotel.

When Yang Mei thought of such a long road, she felt that her feet hurt and her head hurt. But there's one place close to it, and that's her home!

"Gross!"

Along the way, Yang Weicheng kept vomiting and spitting her shoes dirty.

Yang Mei really endured such a lot of nausea, and she couldn't wait to strangle Yang Weicheng to death.

"Yang Weicheng, wait until tomorrow for you to pay me ten pairs of shoes!" She said.

"Huh?" Yang Weicheng heard it in a daze, grinned, and said drunkly, "Okay, I'll give you ten pairs." ”

He tried to stand upright, but no matter how hard he tried, he felt that the earth was spinning so fast that he couldn't even reach out to the tree next to him.

Take a closer look, hey, that tree is very beautiful, very slender, and still S-shaped, and, it looks like Sister Lin Xi.

Yang Weicheng suddenly cried, he simply stepped forward and hugged the slender tree, crying whining: "Sister, you are so beautiful, I like you, do you know?" I miss you so much......"

"Sister?"

Yang Mei's mind went blank.

was suddenly hugged by Yang Weicheng like this, and she was very angry at first. Especially those two big paws groping in her back, it was simply creepy.

After her mind went blank, Yang Mei really wanted to beat this guy up, but a sister made her stunned.

Oh, so this kid misses his sister? I didn't expect him to like his sister so much, and he values affection, especially brotherhood, and it can't be any worse.

Hey, for your sake, my sister will forgive you.

Yang Mei tore open the hand wrapped around her like an octopus, and coaxed a child: "Okay, sister will take you home." ”

"Huh? Hehe, go home, I wanted to go home with you......" In Yang Weicheng's eyes, the tree beside him had completely transformed into the appearance of Lin Xi.

Yang Mei dragged Yang Weicheng with great difficulty and returned to the old alley's house.

Fortunately, she is the only one at home, and she is not afraid to disturb her family. But along the way, I still met several neighbors who got off the night shift or went out to run errands, and everyone greeted her warmly, but they all guessed when they turned their backs.

"Who's that man?"

"Does Yang Mei have a boyfriend?"

Yang Mei is a girl, she wants skin and face, and she wants to know what people will say. She poured all her resentment on Yang Weicheng and secretly pinched him several times under his armpits.

Back in the house, closing the door, Yang Mei rubbed Yang Weicheng into the sofa.

At this time, she seemed to be exhausted, sweating profusely and sticking her hair to her forehead.

This weather, this dead drunken pig, how annoying it looks.

Yang Weicheng felt very comfortable, well, the earth is not turning, and he can finally lie down steadily. Hey, where is this tree? It's so beautiful, he reached out and grabbed the branch, white and tender, like a shallot, so slippery!

Yang Mei pulled out her hand vigorously and pointed at him angrily.

"You keep me there!"

After saying that, she turned around and picked up the basin and towel, and went out to get water.

When she was receiving water, she looked down and saw the vomit on her shoes, she couldn't help frowning and bent down to wash it.

She bought these shoes for a month's salary, and before she wore them, she went on a tomb mission. Tonight, but this high-heeled girl appeared on the camera for the first time, who knew that she would encounter Yang Weicheng, a drunkard.

Although Yang Mei is a martial artist, she is a girl in the final analysis, and loving beauty is a must.

In this day and age, having a nice new pair of shoes is a luxury and a sense of guilt.

Yang Mei had just finished polishing her shoes when she suddenly heard a grunt in the room.

She was startled and hurriedly ran in, only to see Yang Weicheng fall off the sofa and hum on the ground.

Yang Mei ran forward, bent over and struggled to help him up: "What's the matter, it's not worry-free at all." Ah, what's wrong with your forehead? Crashed? ”

Yang Weicheng was in a daze, feeling a hot pain in his forehead.

Not long after he landed, he felt floating again, as if he was standing in a cloud, so he went down and fell.

Just as it was hurting, a strange but gentle voice came, and he tried to open his drunken eyes and look at the person in front of him.

"Sister, you're here......"

After 'recognizing' Lin Xi, his tears welled up, in his past and present lives, there are billions of people on the earth, how many of them have this honor?

The folding of time and space, Thor wielding a small hammer in the sky, caused him and Lin Xi to have such a fate.

Finally coming together today, he decided to take Lin Xi's first kiss desperately.

Yang Weicheng snorted, directly rushed over and hugged Yang Mei, and piled up his lips to print.

How did Yang Mei think that there would be such a show? Caught off guard, he was hugged with a full bosom, and his mouth full of wine and stubble arched up.

"Hmm......" Yang Weicheng made a sound of enjoyment.

"You Wang ......" Yang Mei was blocked when she got to the bastard.

Time buzzes to a halt, and the world seems to turn into fruit candy.

Yang Weicheng was so excited that he carefully hugged Yang Mei, as if he was holding the most expensive treasure in the world.

Finally, the treasure came to his senses, and in a fit of rage, he pushed him away with all his might, and slapped him down with his open arms.

Yang Weicheng's face was printed with several fiery red marks.

"Yang Weicheng, don't you know what your surname is?"

Yang Mei stood up, condescendingly, and looked at him coldly.

Yang Weicheng blinked blankly, was woken up, and looked up at her again: "Hey? Yang Mei, why are you here? ”

"You damn pervert! Get the hell out of here! Yang Mei pointed angrily at the door.