Yang Weicheng thought that the little girl Zhuzhu's prank was nothing more, but he didn't expect that in less than 2 hours that day, he experienced several similar scenes.

For example, when you go to the toilet, the door is locked. For example, on the first patrol, I almost tripped over a stumbling rope in the aisle.

There are so many things like that, it's just hard to prevent.

"Perhaps, this is just a simple and cute child?" Yang Weicheng thought to himself.

He tried to convince himself that he had found half a toothpick on his plate until late in the evening when he was eating.

Toothpicks are carefully cut, neither long nor short, and are similar in color to the meal, making them difficult to spot. Once you eat it in your mouth, you can't swallow it, but it will definitely hurt your tongue.

Fortunately, Yang Weicheng has always been picky about food, especially unpalatable. The food provided by this company to the bodyguards is tantamount to pig food in his opinion. He began to miss the barbecued pork rice he had when he first arrived on Hong Kong Island.

Take a spoon and pull it out.

"What, the food is not tasty?" Uncle Shi took the dinner plate, strolled around while eating, came to his side, and asked with a smile.

Yang Weicheng shook his head, and noticed that there was an extra duck leg on the plate of this dead old man.

"You're so fat and still eat so greasy, aren't you afraid of three highs blocking blood vessels?" Yang Weicheng smiled on his face, but said in his heart.

On the first day of night shift, when Yang Weicheng patrolled to the floor-to-ceiling window of the villa's living room, he suddenly heard a conversation between a large and a small.

It is said that this glass is very thick, and the sound insulation effect is excellent, but a crack is opened, and Yang Weicheng's ears are good, so he can hear it clearly.

"Zhuzhu, did you have a good time today?" An old man's voice came.

There was only one old man in the courtyard, and there was no doubt that he was Uncle Shi.

Zhuzhu replied in a milky voice: "Well, it's fun, it's fun!" ”

Just listening to this voice, who would have thought that she was a little devil at all?

"Take this and wipe it on the soles of his shoes tomorrow." Uncle Shi said, "Remember, wipe it while he's asleep, and when you're done, you have to press it with your hand, and when you finish singing a birthday song in your heart, you can let go." ”

"Hmmm! Can I put glue into your shoes? Zhuzhu asked in a milky voice.

Uncle Shi immediately said: "No, absolutely not." ”

"Okay......"

"You promise me...... Forget it, you promise not to count. Let me tell you, a good boy can't put glue in Uncle Shi's shoes, otherwise who will protect you? Uncle Shi said.

Zhu Zhu asked, "Then what can I wipe?" ”

Uncle Shi was anxious: "You can't wipe anything, you just ignore the fact that I have shoes!" ”

Yang Weicheng listened to it and felt that something was wrong, the feeling was that Uncle Shi was instigating children to do things? Listen to that, this time you want to wipe 502?

If there is no accident, Uncle Shi will deliberately wake him up before he gets up, and when he wears shoes, he can't pull and fall.

Yang Weicheng had a black line in his head: "Dead old man, is it so bad?" How did I offend you? ”

No, you can't just eat it.

Yang Weicheng's eyes rolled and he thought about it.

Although it was only his first day, he had already figured out some of the people and habits here. For example, Ah Hua is relatively loyal, and he is currently the only one who communicates normally with Yang Weicheng. Although he bullied him with Ah Biao at the beginning, he asked Yang Weicheng to explain it alone.

For example, Uncle Shi, this old man is very bad, he likes to eat greasy things, good things in the cup.

The first thing Yang Weicheng did was to secretly go to the kitchen and get a tube of salt, pour it into his red wine bottle, shake it well and put it back in its place.

Then chat with Zhuzhu and take the opportunity to borrow the all-purpose glue from her treasure chest. This thing is in the hands of the bear child, and it is simply a disaster.

After that, he changed the position of hemorrhoid cream and Uncle Shi's toothpaste. It happens to be a brand of product, and it looks similar. Uncle Shi is old, so he shouldn't be able to see clearly at night, right?

After doing these things, Yang Weicheng started patrolling on duty with peace of mind.

Night shifts are hard, especially for someone like him who is used to being free.

Slip around and go to the annex building. Because Uncle Shi lives in the most spacious and airy room on the first floor, there is a separate bathroom in the room, and he can just pass by the window when patrolling.

But he said that after watching the monitoring and handing over with his colleagues, he hummed a little song and came to the hall on the first floor, and in the corner of the cabinet, there was his baby red wine.

Carefully took out the wine bottle, looked carefully and dotingly at the light, and Uncle Shi suddenly found a few fingerprints on the bottle.

"Oops, how could I be so careless to have my fingerprints printed on it. Baby, I'm sorry for you, I shouldn't be so sloppy. ”

Uncle Shi hurriedly took the paper and wiped it carefully, poured another glass of wine, approached and sniffed, stunned.

Well? Why is the smell a little weird today?

"Spoiled? Impossible, right? Uncle Shi sniffed again, recalling the smell before, probably like that?

He took a sip of it, and it was sour, salty, and bitter in his throat, and it was as bad as it was to drink.

"Poof!" He took a big sip and squirted it out, "What the hell is this?!" ”

Uncle Shi was angry, this bottle of wine was worth dozens of yuan, although it was a bargain, it was also his treasure.

Wine is wine, and it should never be measured by money!

Uncle Shi had the heart to ask someone to come in and ask, but after thinking about it, this matter was mostly related to Zhuzhu.

Hey, forget it, why bother with children? As long as she can meet the deadline.

I can't drink the wine, so I have to find time to go out and buy a bottle tomorrow.

"Next time you buy wine, you have to hide it a little better and a little higher, so that you can't find the beads, and you can't get them if you find them." He said secretly.

The mouth was salty and bitter, and Uncle Shi hurriedly ran to wash. After washing his face and brushing his teeth, he vomited after just two brushes.

"Phew! What is it? Uncle Shi shouted.

When he picked up the toothpaste, he simply collapsed, how could it be hemorrhoid cream?

Uncle Shi was very depressed, if it was his own child, he would definitely call him to beat him up now. But he can't touch the beads, it's the employer's child.

What's more, the little girl looks harmless to humans and animals, but she is actually a little clever ghost. Adults are also accidentally following her way, and tonight is an example.

Uncle Shi was angry, sitting on the edge of the bed for a long time, thinking about these two things, he could only swallow his anger!

"Forget it, adults don't remember villains, I'll take a shower and sleep, it's always okay, right?"

He kicked off his shoes, put on his slippers, and got up to go to the bathroom.

Thump!

casually raised his legs without pulling his shoes, Uncle Shi's fat body fell to the ground with a bang, and the furniture seemed to jump.

Lying on the ground, Uncle Shi wanted to cry without tears: "Isn't this all what I teach my children to do in the afternoon?" The newspaper came so quickly? ”

said that Ah Biao, Ah Hua and Yang Weicheng, who patrolled downstairs, stopped when they heard the loud noise.

Ah Biao said: "Did you hear the voice just now? ”

"I heard it, it couldn't have been an earthquake, right?" Ah Hua nodded.

Yang Weicheng whistled and walked forward to continue patrolling.