Chapter 60: The Cockscomb Snake
There was a shout, and the man in his arms was 'indifferent'!
This is not nonsense, if you can be moved, you have to talk about the iron head being scared to pee.
Tietou raised his head and looked around, glanced at the four people beside him, took a breath, bowed his head to the dead man in his arms and said, "Big brother, you can rest in peace, I will definitely help you do what you have asked." ”
Since the man was dead, and he hadn't given himself the address, why did Iron Head promise him that?
Actually, although the man didn't say where to send the lace cloth bag, he was the one brought by Kuan Shao after all, so Tietou thought that Kuan Shao must know where the home of the person in his arms was!
It may be that he feels something, or the words of the person in his arms remind him of his father, or it may remind him of his mother at home, or even his brothers and sisters, etc...... In short, it touched the soft spot in the iron head's heart, which is why it triggered the iron head, and he wanted to make this promise to him.
"Brother Hua doesn't have to be sad, since he chose to enter here, he has to be prepared to die."
Weisheng saw that Iron Head could do this to a person he didn't know, and secretly affirmed Iron Head's character in his heart. At the same time, it was also to enlighten the iron head, so I said this to him.
At this time, Huiyang took a step forward, stood behind the iron head, inquired, and said leisurely: "Immeasurable Buddha, life and death are determined by life and wealth, and the little uncle doesn't have to be too obsessed!" ”
"I hold your grandmother's legs, the iron head is called sentimentality, and life and death are rich and noble, let you go out of the bald donkey spicy five-spice fart, you should be like the two of you, just for the glory and wealth to rob the tomb! Just you, who talk about the Buddha every day, is the bald donkey whose grandmother can't do good deeds, don't wait for you to die, the Buddha will knock you down to the Abi Hell, and then the quota of the Abi Hell will be full, and he will not accept the two of you. You are running to hell, just make up the hell quota of other Taoists! So, I also advise the two of you to accumulate some yin! ”
The horse monkey originally had an enmity with the Huiyang monk, but at this time, with the iron head by his side, and they also had bodyguards by his side, the horse monkey's courage had already come up. No, I finally caught the opportunity to scare Huiyang, and immediately squirted with nonsense.
Looking at Huiyang at this time, he gritted his teeth, his face was hideous, his whole body trembled, and a burst of white smoke rose from his bald head.
Seeing that Huiyang is trying to control his appearance now, it is estimated that if it weren't for the iron head still here, he would be able to strangle the horse monkey alive. However, even so, judging from his expression at this time, it is not difficult to guess that this will definitely have the picture of the horse monkey being tortured in his mind.
As soon as the horse monkey saw that Huiyang was angry with himself, he immediately tilted his face, squinted at Huiyang, and snorted provocatively from his nose.
"You ......" When Huiyang saw the expression of the horse monkey, he stretched out his hand and pointed at it, and he was about to explode.
In fact, when the horse monkey said those words, Tietou also beat a drum in his heart, after all, he didn't know why Huiyang was afraid of himself, in his opinion, he was actually a mountain doll, where was there any tiger skin flag. If the horse monkey provokes others, it is difficult to say whether people will estimate themselves at that time.
At this time, I saw that the horse monkey was deliberately provoking others, and the appearance of others was not a prelude to going berserk. At this time, if you don't jump out and thin the mud again, it is estimated that the war is about to break out!
So when Tietou saw Huiyang stretching out his hand, he thought he was going to beat the horse monkey, and he had already put the dead man on the ground Tietou immediately stood up. Reach out and pull the monkey aside, then bow down.
No, as soon as Hui Yang stretched out his finger and pointed at the horse monkey, he said a word to you, and when he saw that the iron head actually saluted him, he was stunned.
At this time, Tietou said: "Master, don't be like my brother, he is like this, he loves to bite people, in fact, his heart is not bad, but he just speaks without going through his brain!" I hope the master doesn't blame him. ”
After Tietou finished speaking, Huiyang was also stunned, and folded his hands: "Amitabha, Amitabha." Uncle Xiao tormented me, what are you talking about, we have eyes without beads, we have eyes without beads, this is a little misunderstanding with the little brother of the horse monkey, as long as you don't blame us, we will be Amitabha, to Amitabha! ”
"Master, what did you say, how did I ......?"
"Stop!"
Tietou was about to say something after Hui Yang's words, when Wei Sheng suddenly waved his hand to interrupt the two! The interrupted iron head turned his head back and looked at Wei Sheng suspiciously: "Big brother......"
It's just that before he finished speaking, Wei Sheng immediately put up his finger and put it to his mouth: "Shhhh Listen"
The four of them looked at Wei Sheng suspiciously, then held their breath and listened carefully. At this time, the surroundings were quiet, and the pin drop could be heard. After a few breaths, Tietou felt that there was no sound at all except that he could hear his own heartbeat, and he couldn't help but wonder for a while, and then looked sideways at Weisheng and wanted to say something.
Suddenly.
"Rustle! Wow...... Wow......"
The iron head who was about to speak, suddenly heard a rustling sound, and when he had some doubts in his heart, there was a burst of cries of hens laying eggs in the distance, and listening to the number of cries, there must be a large flock at least.
When the horse monkey heard the cries of so many hens, he couldn't help but complain: "Oh, I'm a god, robbing the tomb will rob the tomb, who got so many old hens!" How to drop? Want to open a breakfast shop with spicy hen soup in the tomb to do the zombie business? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Weisheng's face suddenly changed, and he roared hoarsely: "Run, paralyzed, cockscomb snake!" ”
As soon as Tietou heard Weisheng say about the cockscomb snake, he immediately reacted, and at this time he finally knew why the man just now said a chicken word, and insisted that he couldn't save him.
At this time, the iron head finally understood, and all kinds of legends of the cockscomb snake appeared in his mind.
Legend has it that the cockscomb snake, the head of the snake is like a rooster's head and a red cockscomb, the body color is different, the body is more than a foot long, about a few inches thick, but it is mostly light yellow, golden yellow, and there is a flesh-like bulge on the head, like a cockscomb, but it is not as red as the cockscomb.
According to legend, the cockscomb snake is a snake with no feet and a red crown on its head, and its cockscomb will turn from red to purple, and will spray venom and poisonous mist like a cobra, and unknown people will mistake it for smoke.
When a person provokes it, it will jump up and be taller than you, and if it jumps taller than you, then it will attack you. If you are taller than it, it will run away and will not hurt anyone.
I heard the old people in the village say that when you see the cockscomb snake, the way to deal with it is to quickly take off a shoe and throw it into the air. If it doesn't run, you have to run, but don't run in a straight line, run in a corner.
And this cockscomb snake is extremely fast, its snake venom, extremely venomous, if it wants to attack you, it will stand upright, make the same strange sound as the old hen lays eggs, "cluck", and then it will fly in the air and pounce on the prey.
And the old people in the village all said that the cockscomb snake is a snake that has become a spirit, and it can't be beaten, and whoever hits it will have bad luck for a lifetime.
This thought was thought in Tietou's mind for a moment, and then he unconsciously snorted coldly. It's just that before he could react to the next move, he heard the horse monkey say: "I'm God, Widow Wu didn't lie to me, it's really ......."
Before the horse monkey finished speaking, Huiyin roared, and had already pulled Huiyang to start running away!
The horse monkey who hadn't finished speaking saw that the two monks were about to run, and suddenly his voice changed again: "You are paralyzed, the Buddha taught the world to take the purification of sentient beings as his own responsibility, and once made the feat of cutting meat to feed the eagle, let's not say that let the two of you sacrifice yourself for others, but at least you have to pull the master to run away together, you look at you two bald donkeys, this has not seen the shadow of demons and monsters, you two want to jump first, the grass and mud are paralyzed, the Buddha and his old man, miscellaneous did not destroy the two of you!" ”
At this time, Huiyang turned his head and glared at the horse monkey: "Grass your mother's Xipi, the Buddha didn't run away first when he saw Wu Tian?" We call it to stay in the green mountains without worrying about the lack of firewood, and there will be a period later. ”
After Huiyang finished speaking, he immediately ran forward with Huiyin. But before the horse monkey could react, the life support and iron head on the other side also jumped forward together.
At this time, the horse monkey left in place seemed to have been abandoned by everyone, and looked at the backs of the four people in front of him in a daze.
"Giggle...... Da! ”
Suddenly, at this moment, a hen laying eggs sounded behind the horse monkey, the horse monkey turned around sharply, and suddenly saw a pair of ghostly lights in the dark, and suddenly shrank his neck in fright, and shouted: "Mamma Mia, iron head wait for me!" ”
At this time, the iron head, which had already run more than ten meters, suddenly turned around and shouted at the horse monkey: "Wait for you to be paralyzed!" Then he turned around and ran!
At this time, the horse monkey fell at the end, chasing the iron head and crying and shouting to let the iron head wait for him, at this time the iron head followed everyone, buried his head in a strong run, where is there time to take care of the horse monkey.
Looking at the ground not far behind the horse monkey, there were cockscomb snakes everywhere, chasing him densely, and at the same time there were bursts of "clucking...... Da! The voice called.
Hey, how many times have I said it, people can't be too cheap, the time when the horse monkey has to talk to Huiyang is enough to make him run far, this time it's good, although he has earned the benefit of his tongue, but he sees that he is going to fall into Shekou again.
Confucius taught us not to see, not to listen, not to speak, and not to move. There is some truth to this. But I don't know if this sentence was said by Confucius, anyway, if you have any doubts, check it out for yourself, first of all, I am not responsible! I'm!
It's a pity that when people are unlucky, it is more terrible than being cheap.
"Oops!"
This voice was shouted by Huiyin! Why did he shout for no reason? Who said for no reason? Don't you see such a big pit in front of you?
"Oops" "Oops" "Oops"
After Huiyin fell into the pit and shouted, three more oops came out in an instant!
Well, I apologize for what I just said. Although it's not a black light here, the light is obviously not very good, and then Huiyang fell down again, then there was life, and then there was the iron head!
"Whaha, let you abandon it, you are paralyzed. You all deserve it, you rabbit grandson fell to death! ”
At this time, the horse monkey who fell at the end turned out to be the lucky one, seeing that one by one they all fell into the pit, the cool in his heart, the old man secretly said that he had eyes and avenged himself.
The horse monkey gloated and ran to the edge of the pit, stretched out his head and shouted, "Rabbit grandchildren, you deserve it!" Brother ......"
suddenly
"Giggle...... Da"
Before the horse monkey finished venting, there was the cry of the cockscomb snake everywhere, and the horse monkey's voice suddenly paused, and then looked up, and his face changed in an instant!
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