Chapter 10: Kill you, turtle grandson
After the second master finished speaking, his voice changed.
"Didn't you just notice that we first touched the four directions of the Green Dragon, the White Tiger, the Vermilion Bird, and the Xuanwu, and correspondingly, then the eight directions appeared, but why is there still the word Five Elements in this formation?"
"The kid is stupid, please ask the second master for advice!"
After the second master asked Kuan Shao, he glanced at the sarcophagus below, and then turned around and told Kuan Shao again.
"In the five elements, it is divided into east, west, north, south, and middle, corresponding to gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, and the world often says the East Green Dragon, the West White Tiger, the South Vermilion Bird, and the North Xuanwu, and few people know that the middle is the position of the unicorn! And when a man dies, he will be buried in the earth! Therefore, in this mechanism, this sarcophagus must be placed in the position of the unicorn corresponding to the five elements of soil. But ......"
Kuan Shao hurriedly asked, "But what?" ”
The second master's voice turned low.
"But this dead position is the birth position! Die first, then live! The next thing depends on our luck, in the past thousand years, this thing down there may be stronger, or it may have long since turned to ashes! Do not say! That's coming up! ”
At this time, Kuan Shao realized that he was a little absorbed in what he had just heard, and he actually ignored the sarcophagus that was rising in the underground cave!
Kuan Shao turned his head and glanced inside the door of the ground.
As the sarcophagus rose higher and higher, Kuan Shao secretly glanced at the second master again, and saw that the second master was still observing the sarcophagus inside the underground gate, and did not pay attention to himself. With a roll of his eyes, he slowly retreated backwards!
Time is waiting, minute by minute!
When everyone was a little impatient, the sarcophagus finally revealed the stone cover, and unconsciously, the flashlights in everyone's hands shone through!
Under the illumination of many flashlights, the coffin was still slowly rising, and everyone was holding their breath and waiting quietly!
Not much.
With a rumbling roar, the sarcophagus finally appeared in its entirety, and at the same time, a puff of dust swirled around it!
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!"
I don't know when, Cao Richard and a few people also got together at the door of the ground, and suddenly, several people inhaled a large mouthful of dust, coughing, and waving their hands in front of their noses!
When the dust settled, the sarcophagus finally appeared, only to see the overall relief of the coffin moire, the head of the coffin has a cloud unicorn depicted with gold powder, and there is a traditional 'front' word on the top of the sarcophagus cover!
The second master groaned for a long time and stepped onto the lifting platform of the sarcophagus!
At this time, the iron head didn't know when, but he also gathered in the crowd, and when he saw that the second master was the first to step towards the platform, he was in a hurry.
"Second master, what are you doing up there, come down quickly! This thing is unlucky! ”
The second master heard the voice of the iron head and turned around.
"You watch from afar, don't run around!" After speaking, the second master looked back at Kuan Shao!
"Look at this posture, this sarcophagus and this platform are built as a whole, and it seems that it will not be possible if the coffin is not opened! Let your people open the coffin, remember to move gently, I'm going to get something ready! ”
At this time, Kuan Shao, who was in the crowd, did not make a sound, nodded, glanced at everyone, and stretched out his hand.
"Open the coffin!"
I saw a few people jumping out of the crowd at this time, all holding crowbars in their hands, running towards the sarcophagus on the platform, and began to pry up.
Seeing that several people had begun to open the coffin, the second master nodded slightly, then turned around and got off the platform again, reaching out to touch his arms.
After a while, after a while, I saw the second master take out his two-inch black pottery vial from his arms, an incense, a cloth bag, and a yellow watch!
took out these things, only to see the second master squatting on the ground, without making a sound, first folded off the two ends of the incense stick and threw it aside, and then held the yellow paper in his hand, stirred it in the black pottery bottle with his hand, and his fingers stained with red liquid went slightly to the middle of the yellow table.
After doing this, the second master stuffed the black clay pot into his arms again, and then reached out and took it out of the cloth bag on the ground, and he breathed, only to see the second master pinch out a pinch of glutinous rice from the cloth bag, and then skillfully put the glutinous rice in the yellow table, only to see the second master gently pinch it with his hand, and the yellow table wrapped in glutinous rice has been pinched into a ball!
After doing this, the second master nodded slightly, and then inserted the incense that was broken at both ends into the center of the red dot on the lumpy yellow table!
After doing this, the second master looked at the things in his hand with satisfaction, and then looked up at the sarcophagus again.
"Bang"
Just when the second master looked up, the coffin lid happened to be pried open a crack, and I saw that the faces of those people were happy.
There was a pause.
Then I saw a few people glance at each other, then nodded violently, and exerted force at the same time.
I only heard the sound of a boulder rubbing, and the coffin lid was slowly pushed open a gap of more than a foot!
At this time, he was looking at the second master, holding the thing in his hand, and came up again, stretched out his head and looked into the coffin!
But I don't know if it was because of the light, or if there was something else, there seemed to be a black mist inside the coffin, and I couldn't see anything clearly. At this time, the second master turned around, snatched the flashlight from the hand of the person next to him, stretched out his hand and shone it into the coffin.
With the light of the flashlight, the second master saw the scene inside the coffin clearly.
I saw a corpse with dark gray skin and shriveled muscles lying in the coffin, a pair of deep-set eye sockets, and only two holes left in the nose. But the armor on the corpse did not fade with the passage of time, and under the light of the flashlight, there was a dazzling and gorgeous light, and the eyes of the second master were a little unable to open.
At this time, the second master used a flashlight to shine down from the head of the corpse in the coffin little by little.
I saw the corpse, wearing a three-pronged phoenix-winged battle cap on his head, wearing a gold-scale chain armor, a pair of ninth-order gold maces on his chest, stepping on satin ink cloth shoes on a white background, and a vermilion cloak tied around his neck, but the cloak was pressed under him and covered the bottom layer of the entire sarcophagus.
Seeing this, the second master nodded slightly, returned the flashlight in his hand to the person behind him, turned around and retreated!
When everyone saw the second master retreat, driven by curiosity, they all went to the coffin, and they all stretched out their heads to look inside!
"Forgiveness, rich, rich! Although this is a fucking general, this armor is rare in the world, and you can sell it for at least 100 million if you get it out! ”
Cao Richard didn't know when, but he also gathered around the sarcophagus with everyone, and when he saw the armor on the corpse in the coffin, he was turning around and yelling at Kuan Shao with an excited face!
Na Kuan Shao heard Cao Richard's shout, waved his hand at him, and did not go up to look, but leaned towards the second master again.
"Second master, how is it? Will it grow hair? ”
"The muscles and skin are still there, but they are very shriveled, maybe the nourishment in the place where the corpse is raised in the ground is insufficient, but we still can't take it lightly, wait a while, let your brothers carry the corpse out, I guess the passage is under the corpse, but you can't take any of the things in the coffin!"
"But, but that armor is worth a lot of money, isn't it a bit ...... to throw it here like this?"
The second master frowned and interrupted Kuan Shao's words.
"Let's not talk about whether this thing will grow hair, this underground thing is cultural relics, all owned by the state, you have to know what the crime of destroying cultural relics and stealing cultural relics is, if you want to be shot, don't pull the old man and me!"
After speaking, the second master turned around and walked towards the sarcophagus.
At this time, Kuan Shao's face was gloomy and he looked at the back of the second master, as if he was thinking about something!
Look at the second master again, when he came to the sarcophagus, he yelled at the people around the coffin.
"Don't fucking look at it, dodge, dodge!"
At this time, everyone was excitedly discussing around the coffin, where he would listen to the orders of an old man.
Seeing that everyone didn't move, the second master also knew what the reason was, shook his head helplessly for a while, and didn't say anything.
I saw that the second master took a step back, took out the fire fold again, and went to the incense point inserted on the yellow watch ball in his hand!
At this time, the iron head didn't know when, so he came to the second master's side again, looked at the half-pillar of incense that the second master was inserting on the yellow watch, and pursed his lips.
"Second master, do you want to engage in feudal superstition again? Go out and see if I don't expose you! ”
As soon as the second master heard it, he knew that it was Tietou who came over again, although he knew that Tietou was just talking, but he was also unhappy in his heart, and he turned around and glared at him and scolded.
"Fuck off, what feudal superstition, this is a cultural treasure left by the ancients, don't bluff without knowing anything, scare anyone!"
"Cut, it's also a cultural treasure, I think the second master is also old and confused, everyone is on the three incense sticks, the most bad also order a whole stick, you are good, there is no incense burner here, let's not talk about it, but you can get a handful of soil for others, you talk about you, use a broken yellow paper to crumple it into a ball for others, not to say, it is the incense inserted above, you also give people half of the buckle, you are going to fool the ghost?"
As soon as the second master heard Tietou's words, he was so angry at that time, he felt a thrust in his chest, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, and he no longer lit the incense in his hand at the moment, and turned to Tietou and began compulsory education.
"You know a fart, it's half a cut to incense zombies, do you understand?"
"Zombies? That there are zombies? ”
As soon as the second master heard Tietou's words, he was so angry at that time, he stretched out his hand to Tietou's forehead, and he was suddenly bursting, and then pointed back to the sarcophagus on the side with a disgusted face.
"Oh, that's a zombie!"
"Second master, you said you, it's okay to fool the ghost, hey, you're good, you still want to fool me when you turn around? That's a dry corpse that doesn't know how many years it has been dead! Tietou said this, and glanced at the things in the second master's hand again: "Okay, even if it's a zombie, you can't withhold other people's incense!" ”
When the second master heard this, he looked at the appearance of the iron head, and knew that with his character, if you don't explain it to him, let alone light incense, even if you do it next, you won't be able to live.
And even if it is the matter of withholding the incense of the dead, he can talk to you until he dies of old age.
Thinking of it, the second master let out a sigh of relief, and then he glared at the iron head and said.
"The so-called zombie is that after death, because of the obsession in the heart, there is a breath of resentment in the throat, but the soul has long been out of the body, burying such a corpse in a strong place of the leyline for a hundred years, as long as the corpse has not decayed, it will automatically absorb the qi of the leyline, when it absorbs enough leyline, it will turn into a zombie, but because the zombie has no soul and no soul, and has not gone through the six reincarnations, so strictly speaking, it is not a thing of the Three Realms, and it is also not in the Five Elements."
"But as the saying goes, people fight for a breath, and Buddha fights for a stick of incense! In fact, zombies also compete for incense, and incense is equal to food for zombies. ”
When the second master said this, he paused and looked at the iron head.
Seeing that Tietou looked puzzled at this time, he pouted and said, "Does that have anything to do with the things in your hands?" Wouldn't it be over if you just got him a whole stick of incense, it would take so much effort. ”
"Hey, then I'll tell you why you use half of it!"
The second master said, his eyes twitched, as if he had organized his language, and then he said again.
"Ordinary people incense, usually three, the first is to respect the sky, on behalf of the gods and Buddhas, the second is to respect the earth, on behalf of the ghosts and gods of the earth, the third is to respect people, the so-called people are the spirit of all things, that is to say, to respect all things! But zombies don't fall into these three categories, so what to do? ”
"So people set up a separate method of respect, that is, to remove the incense burned to the gods, and then to remove the tail of the burned to the underworld, and then wrap the glutinous rice with a yellow table stained with the five yangs, and insert the incense that has been pinched and removed in the middle of the five yangs, in fact, this method, on the one hand, is to prevent zombies from clashing with humans, and on the other hand, it is also to tell zombies that I have something to descend on you!"
After the second master finished speaking, he said to the iron head: "Do you understand at this time?" ”
I saw that the iron head nodded at the second master, just like a chicken pecking, no difference.
At this time, the second master showed a look of relief!
But then I heard the iron head say: "Understand, you are a zombie, that is, a sugar cube on one side and a big stick on the other." You're clearly threatening the zombies, let it know that if it dares to kill people, we have a big stick scout! ”
After Tietou finished speaking, he was proud for a while, and he didn't forget to come to the second master and ask, "How is it, do I understand correctly, second master?" ”
"I'm a big-headed ghost to you! Kill you turtle grandson! ”