Chapter 248: Accidentally Becoming a "Pharmacist"

In a few seconds, the two teams of guards rushed to Lin Zaishan, and one of the leaders shouted: "Take this guy who is trying to escape to the interrogation room!" ”

Schwarronsen realizes that the situation is not right here, and rushes over to help. Lin Zaishan hurriedly glanced at him, signaling him not to be impulsive, he could handle it completely.

The two guards picked up the butt of their guns and smashed Lin Zaishan on the head, and the latter secretly unloaded the power of the butt without a trace, and then pretended to be unconscious. The guards set up Lin Zaishan, threw him on a tiger chair in the interrogation room, and poured cold water on him.

"What's your name?" The company commander at the head asked, holding a leather whip in his hand.

"Lucifer."

"What? Are you an idiot when you think Lao Tzu? The company commander waved his leather whip and whipped it on Lin Zaishan's chest.

"This name is not patented, why can't I call it?" Lin Zaishan asked with a smile, he just used his ability to react the kinetic energy of the leather whip to the company commander, causing the other party to suffer a dumb loss.

“Fuck！ You'd better tell me all about your escape plan before I blow your head off. ”

"Dude, I didn't plan to run away." Lin Zaishan replied unhurriedly: "I just saw that the scenery over there was good, so I went to watch it." ”

The company commander took out a pistol and pulled the trigger on Lin Zaishan's head, but the gun did not go off. He picked up the assault rifle behind his back and pointed it at Lin Zaishan's door with the muzzle of a black hole, "Let me ask one last time, what is your escape plan?" ”

Lin Zaishan casually made up: "Actually, here's the thing: one of your bosses threatened me to go to the jungle to help him do something. ”

In the mines, it was not uncommon for the guards to instruct the miners to run errands for their own personal work; Of course, it's rare for miners to run into the jungle, as it's risky.

"Which caretaker is it?" The company commander asked, "What did he tell you to do in the jungle?" ”

"I can't answer, you know, it's going to kill me." Lin Zaishan's tight-lipped mouth aroused the company commander's great interest. The fact that the miner is afraid to speak only means one thing: what he is instructed to do must be very secretive, and the more secretive it is, the more valuable it is.

In this brutal post-apocalyptic mine, where entertainment is scarce, the life of the guards is extremely boring, and the abuse of the miners and the intrigue with each other are their most important daily routines. If you can get the secrets of the other guards, you may be able to seize the handle of the other party and increase the fun and weight of your own survival.

The company commander immediately opened the safety and pressed the muzzle of the gun Lin Zaishan's face: "I asked you for the last time, what is the matter?" ”

Lin Zaishan sighed, "Boss, if I tell you, can you keep it secret for me?" You know, my life depends on this. ”

"You'd better tell me something valuable before I lose interest, otherwise, a tragic death awaits you."

Lin Zaishan had already thought of his words just now, and immediately replied mysteriously: "Boss, do you know why my name is Lucifer? ”

"How do I know? Could it be that your mother is an old witch? ”

"Is your mother an old witch?" Lin Zaishan cursed in his heart and replied, "Because I know how to prepare a potion that can inspire the original sin of mankind." The medicine I have formulated is 100 times more refreshing than the popular K powder on the market, and the toxic side effects are almost negligible. ”

"What?" The company commander's eyes lit up. You know, poison is a luxury in the last days, and whoever can refine this thing is definitely a monopoly gold industry. Bill has been having a lot of headaches to expand into new industries lately, and if he can mass-produce and supply a certain kind of potion that will make people excited, if not dominate, at least he can get mixed up in Bison Bill's camp.

"Tell me how to make potions?" Lian Chang's tone trembled a little, he expected that Lin Zaishan would definitely take the opportunity to blackmail and make enough money.

"Do you want to learn? It's simple. Lin Zaishan doesn't seem to have the slightest precautionary heart: "2 parts of A1 grass, 4 parts of B3 grass, and 4 parts of C2 grass, mash them after drying, mix them with 1% salt water for 30 minutes, and then distill them 3 times, take the crystals of the middle third, and then ......" Lin Zaishan said casually.

"Wait." This company commander has no discernment of Lin Zaishan's "popular science", but he feels that the procedures are complicated, the craftsmanship is profound, and non-professionals cannot deal with it. "Stop talking nonsense! I just ask: You come to help me refine the potion, I will ensure that you are comfortable in the mine, do you do it or not? ”

"You promised to protect me from another boss?"

"As long as you're not talking about Camp Commander Galen, I'll be able to cover you."

"Of course it's not Camp Commander Galen, otherwise you would have moved your head by now."

"Hmph, so you agreed?"

"Boss, do I have a choice?"

"You should be glad you have such a professional specialty, otherwise I would have blasted your brains out."

Lin Zaishan smiled slightly, thinking: "You have to be glad that you are simple-minded enough and were fooled by me casually; Otherwise, my old man will have to kill the killer. ”

The company commander thought he was smart and said: "Don't think that you can bluff me casually, from now on, I'll give you 24 hours to refine the first batch of the potion that can turn people up." ”

"Boss, I haven't finished my mining task today."

"I don't care! Anyway, you've got to do it now. ”

"Refining Lucifer's potion requires raw materials and tools, and you can't let me do it in the toilet bowl with a shovel, can you?"

"Make a list of what you need, and I'll call someone to get it for you. You don't want to go anywhere today, just stay here to refine medicine. ”

"Roll call and dormitory rounds later?"

"I'll explain it for you."

"Okay." Lin Zaishan casually made a list of items.

The company commander immediately found someone to prepare, and it took less than 30 minutes to prepare everything.

"Let's get started, pro." The company commander sat on a chair and watched with great interest, and called two of his subordinates to supervise with guns, and the third subordinate recorded video with his mobile phone.

Lin Zaishan knew that they wanted to "plagiarize" their own "exclusive secret technique", and secretly laughed, so he immediately stood up, pretended to turn his neck, twisted his buttocks, and then slowly washed and dried the herbs.

The company commander looked bored and patted the assault rifle in his arms, "No. 1022, if you don't show some real skills, my old friend William will explode your chrysanthemum." ”

"Do you want to see what I'm really capable of?" Lin Zaishan smiled slightly, picked up two kitchen knives, flipped them up and down, made a cloud of knife shadows, and cut the herbs into extremely fine crumbs in the blink of an eye, then put down the kitchen knife, grabbed the grass medicine and mixed it into the cauldron.

"Slow down, slow down!" The proportion of this herb must be the key to the recipe, and the company commander and the others waited for 8 pairs of eyes and held a high-definition camera, but they didn't see Lin Zaishan's movements clearly.

"Didn't I say that before? 2 parts of A1 grass, 4 parts of B3 grass, 4 parts of C2 grass. In fact, Lin Zaishan's operation was not quite the same as what he had just said, but the company commander and the others did not notice it. After they saw Lin Zaishan putting the cauldron of grass, they skillfully shook the cauldron from side to side, flipped up and down, and after a while, they mixed the herbs evenly.

Lin Zaishan then grabbed a handful of salt and sprinkled it into the cauldron of herb crumbs, then mixed it with water and put it on the stove to steam. His sense of gas was transmitted to the stove, and the cauldron boiled in the blink of an eye, and the steam was rising.

The company commander and the others were taken aback, they thought it must be some kind of magical chemical effect.

Lin Zaishan steamed the water dry, then added water and steamed it again, repeating this several times, then scooping up the residue of the herb, and finally retaining the herbal juice less than an inch deep. He put the liquid animal fat in the herbal juice, then closed the lid of the pot, and as he muttered the words, there was a crackling sound in the pot, which was far more intense than the reaction of the cooking oil when it met water at high temperatures.

Everyone looked at each other, inexplicably.

Lin Zaishan's dark luck ability mixed herbal juice and animal fat and cooled it, then lifted the lid of the pot, and in less than half a minute, his hands flew like flying, and he rolled out 100 round pills that were evenly sized like machines.

“10、9、8…… 3, 2, 1, that's it! He pretended to mysteriously come up with a 10-second countdown.

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"Is this what you call a Lucifer potion?" The company commander had an incredulous expression and tone.

"Of course, all bosses are welcome to inspect the goods on the spot."

The company commander carefully picked up a pill and made a gesture to put it in his mouth, but suddenly stopped again and sneered: "Do you think I'm an idiot? It's like fooling me into telling you that I went to college. ”

"If you don't believe me, I can't help it, I'll take these pills myself." Lin Zaishan said that he was about to leave.

An assault rifle reached into his crotch, blocking his way. "1022, you eat one first, let's see."

"I've taken too much of this drug and I've developed resistance. They don't work for me. Lin Zaishan spoke, picked up a pill and put it in his mouth clearly and clearly in front of the company commander and others, and swallowed it in one gulp.

The company commander and the others stared at Lin Zaishan intently for a while, making sure that he didn't have any symptoms of discomfort or small movements, so they made a look at each other, and each of the three subordinates of the company commander swallowed 1 pill.

"Number 1022, I warn you: if my people take your pills and they don't have any effect or show signs of poisoning, I'll skin you alive on the spot and send you to the kitchen to make small fried meat."

"Sounds 'fair.'" Lin Zaishan sneered, his hands crossed on his chest, and waited for the result leisurely.

Half a minute later, one of the medicated subordinates suddenly shouted: "Something is wrong, my stomach hurts, no, I have to go to the toilet and get a tuba." ”

Another drugged subordinate clasped his neck and said, "! What's going on in my throat? It's so weird! ”

The third subordinate who took the medicine broke out in cold sweat and shivered all over. Speechless.

The company commander took a mouthful of thick phlegm, kicked nearly a hundred pills off the small table, picked up the assault rifle, and aimed it at Lin Zaishan's chest, "Stinky boy, we waited for more than an hour in vain, and you can come up with some of this kind of?" Looks like it's time to skin you and cramp. Will you sit on the execution bench by yourself, or will I knock you unconscious and tie you up? Don't be under the illusion that I'm going to give you numbing and drugged while I skin you alive. If there was that thing, we would have eaten it as H fans. ”

Lin Zaishan said with a smile: "Boss, I really don't understand, you are so impatient, how did you become the company commander of Bison Bill?" Why don't you ask your 3 subordinates carefully? ”

The company commander turned around and asked his subordinates who were screaming throat discomfort, "What do you really feel, say it so that this guy dies clearly." ”

"Company commander, you know that I like to smoke two puffs, and when I don't have a cigarette, I make some bark and stone powder and roll them into strips and smoke them. My throat is having problems every once in a while, and I'm having a terrible time this morning. I didn't expect to take this pill and stop coughing and itching all of a sudden, which is really a bit unaccustomed. ”

The company commander asked the guy who was in a cold sweat again, "What's the matter with you?" ”

"I've probably had a cold these days, a headache, chills, and fatigue. I was sweating all over after taking the pill just now, and I was all right! ”

At this time, the subordinate who was noisy and had a stomachache came back from the toilet, looking relieved and proud, and said from afar: "Company commander, I have been constipated for almost a week, and this pill actually made me feel refreshed." It's so easy, why don't I take you on a tour of my poop ......"

", shut up!" The company commander scolded, bent down and picked up a pill and put it in his mouth. Half a minute later, he squinted at Lin Zaishan, and suddenly picked up his assault rifle and fired wildly at the top of Lin Zaishan, punching a large hole in the wooden roof.

One of the company commander's men rushed to the door and waved to the other nearby guards to signal that everything was okay. One of the guards on the watchtower put away his binoculars and cursed, "Thorpe, this pervert is killing the miners again." ”

In the cabin, the company commander named Thorpe threw his assault rifle on the ground, slowly walked up to Lin Zaishan with a strange expression on his face, patted him on the shoulder and said, "No. 1022, I announce that from today onwards, you will be my specially hired pharmacist." You don't have to do the work of mining, you are responsible for helping me refine 1,000 pills just now every day, I will ensure that you eat fragrant and spicy food, and your small life is comfortable! Give you 1 minute to think about it. ”

Lin Zaishan pretended to weigh it repeatedly, and waited for 1 minute to run out before he replied, "If you can promise me two conditions, I am willing to refine the Lucifer Pill for you." ”

"On what terms?"

"The first condition is that I need to select two or three helpers by myself, and in addition, I also need a better refining environment; The second condition, in order to ensure a continuous supply of pills, I have to go to the jungle to collect the pills myself often, as a benefit to me, and you can send someone to follow and supervise me. ”

"Deal!" Company Commander Thorpe agreed without hesitation, "However, I'm going to take this batch of pills to test the market first." ”