18, Wade's heart knot
Compared with the hardships and loneliness when I came, the return journey naturally seemed relaxed and pleasant.
After flying back to Manhattan from Afghanistan and reversing the subway a few more times, Abner finally returned home in the early evening.
The only regret is that Carissa has been busy with a case lately and has to work overnight in the lawyers' conference hall.
And Simon has been busy arresting a mutant who has committed a crime recently, and Lucy, who has shamefully become a left-behind child, runs to Gwen's house, and the two are attached to each other.
Therefore, at this moment, Abner is the only one in the huge family......
After washing up, Abner decided that it was really boring to stay in this lonely home, packed a few clothes, and Abner ran towards the martial arts hall with a bustling pace.
By the time Abner arrived at the martial arts hall, the sky had completely darkened, and the martial arts hall was located in a remote area, so this three-story small building seemed extremely lonely.
Only in a window on the second floor, there was a faint glimmer of light.
"Semla, I'm back!"
Abner pushed open the door and whispered upstairs as he climbed the stairs to the second floor.
"Hurry up, hurry up, the turtle is coming!"
"Mushroom ~ mushroom, hurry up and eat mushrooms!"
Even as he stood outside the door, Abner could hear the constant shouting and screaming coming from the room.
As soon as I pushed open the door, I saw two figures, one tall and one short, sitting on the bed, with their necks stretched out and their long eyes staring at the picture on the TV, and in the hands of the two people, each holding a gamepad.
The short one is naturally Semla, and the tall one is wearing a red tight-fitting uniform, who would it be if it wasn't Deadpool who appeared once before!
Swiping towards the picture on the TV, two plumbers jumped against the bricks, and occasionally a mushroom popped out of the bricks......
Looking at the floor of the room again, melon seed shells, fruit peels, and pizza boxes fell to the ground in a mess, and I don't know how long it hasn't been cleaned up.
"Semla!"
The familiar roar sounded again in this long-lost martial arts hall, and the elated Semra suddenly subconsciously shrank his head, stood up reflexively, and swept the floor, mopped the floor, and cleaned up the room.
In just a few minutes, the whole room was suddenly renewed, showing extremely professional housekeeping skills.
"Abner, we ......"
Bang!
The sound of the door slamming shut directly suffocated the words that Deadpool was about to blurt out back into his stomach.
The best way to deal with chatter is not to take any of his words!
……
Half an hour later, Abner, Deadpool, Semra, and Simmons, who had brought pizza for dinner, sat in the martial arts hall's cafeteria, eating the late dinner.
"Little fat man, your pizza tastes so good, it reminds me of Vanessa's red lips, ...... It's all so sexy! ”
At this time, Deadpool took off the hood on his head, and with a photo of the popular movie star Stuart on his face, he was chewing heavily at the moment, and his mouth was moaning in disgust.
"I'm not fat, I'm strong! Robust! ”
Simmons was clearly concerned about his fatness, and while complaining to Deadpool, he slapped the fat on his chest for a while.
"Well, sturdy little fat man!"
Simmons stared at Deadpool with an ugly face, but in the end he didn't dare to get angry.
"Deadpool, why are you coming to me!"
Abner slowly settled his pizza, a food that he had disdained at all, but after two months of ascetic life, it became unusually delicious.
"Of course I'm coming to you, Francis is my enemy, you actually killed him without permission, now who am I going to take revenge!"
Abner stared at the funny picture on Deadpool's face, his mind racing.
After Deadpool killed Francis in the original plot, he immediately went to find his girlfriend, and now he is actually in the martial arts hall and makes friends with Semra, which must have happened unaware.
Glancing at Semra, who twisted and twisted on the stool, turning her head in the direction of the room from time to time, Abner's mind moved.
Is this related to Deadpool's disfigured appearance?
Ding dong!
[Hint: You triggered a new quest, do you accept it?] 】
Eliminate knots!
[Mission description: After his appearance was destroyed, Francis became Wade's only hope to restore his appearance, but now Francis has also died at the hands of the host, and Wade has lost his only hope, and his strange appearance even makes him afraid to meet his girlfriend.] Please remove the knot for Wade! 】
[Difficulty: Hard!] 】
[Quest Reward: +8000 XP!] 】
[Mission Punishment: -16000 XP!] 】
[Mission Time Limit: Three Days!] 】
……
Eliminate knots?
Abner glanced at the sudden task, which was as simple as it was troublesome.
If Abner remembers correctly, in the original plot, Francis fooled Wade, and Wade's heart knot was also eliminated by himself after seeing his girlfriend.
In other words, if Abner can bring Wade's girlfriend to him, there is hope that the task will be completed.
But with Wade's neurotic character, even if he saw Vanessa, most of them fled directly, and they didn't dare to face it at all.
Thinking of this, Abner said to Deadpool, who was joking with Semla, "Deadpool, do you know a more skillful bar?" Ate the sand in the desert for two months and have time to have a drink. ”
"Yo yo yo...... And the sexy strippers! ”
"That figure, it's just amazing!"
"Abner, I'll introduce you a few more when the time comes, and then hehehehe......"
Hearing Abner mention the bar, Deadpool's eyes lit up, and he gushed endlessly.
Abner stood up from the stool with a calm expression, greeted Simmons, and walked towards the martial arts arena.
……
This Simmons was a year older than Abner, but he joined the martial arts gym a year after Abner.
At that time, Abner had already been accepted by the old man and became a closed disciple, and Simmons naturally followed Abner's ass early.
Simmons' family opened a Western restaurant, ancestral skills, and even Abner got a lot of guidance from Simmons when he was learning to cook.
Long before Abner set out for the Sahara Desert, he promised Simmons a few hands after he returned, and this kind of trivial matter naturally would not be broken.
"Simmons, show me the Xingyi Fist you learned again!"