Chapter 71: Buy One Get One Free

Half a piece of baked cake appeared in front of the horse monkey, and looking at the hand holding the baked cake, the horse monkey saw that Wei Sheng was looking at him with a smile on his face!

The horse monkey was really hungry, and he didn't have time to thank him for taking the baked cake, so he squatted aside while gobbling it up.

It's just that before he took two bites, the horse monkey was choked and stretched out his neck and stared.

Suddenly, an old military turtle pot appeared in front of him again, and the horse monkey hurriedly took it, unscrewed the lid and poured it up. When I looked up to drink water, I saw that it was the kettle handed over by the second master.

An inexplicable feeling instantly made the monkey's nose sour.

At this time, everyone has gained something more or less on the body of the Cockscomb Snake Emperor, among which Huiyang is the most exaggerated, and I don't know where he got a rope and tied the entire snake head of the Cockscomb Snake Emperor to his back.

Looking at the iron head at this time, he walked up to Wei Sheng, and said with some complaints: "Big brother, don't you have any guilt in your heart when you sabotage my business so much?" ”

"Guilt? Cut, Brother Hua, look at how hungry your buddies are, even if a passing stranger is starved like this, let's have some pity! Weisheng said in a somewhat educational tone.

As soon as he finished speaking, Tietou rolled his eyes: "Big brother, alas! You don't know this product, when I was in school, he shook in front of me every day with food, how many times did he look at me, I wanted him to feel the feeling of greed! Tietou said, his voice changed, and he stretched out his hand and pointed to the horse monkey squatting aside: "Originally, I just wanted to be angry with him, and then I was giving him something to eat, hey, he is good, and he has private money!" Only today did I know that I really have a lot of this cargo pit. ”

Why did the iron head say that the horse monkey had private money, and also said that he had cheated him?

The iron head is considered to be the big one in the same age, and the horse monkey is thin and small, but in fact, he picks up duck eggs in the river, and among these children, they also have their own rules! Their so-called rules are fists, and whoever has a hard fist can pick up duck eggs.

The section of the river where the horse monkeys often go to pick up duck eggs is knocked down by the iron head, and in comparison, the location of their section of the river is not bad. For this section of the river, the iron head is not less than a fight.

Tietou and Ma Monkey have long been discussed, Tie Tou is responsible for the outside world, solving all the bad elements who peep into their river section, and Ma Monkey is responsible for the internal and trying to increase the production quantity.

To put it bluntly, one is responsible for the war, and the other is responsible for the work.

And the two have already discussed it, and the two will add five to each other, and the things they get or the extra money will be divided equally between the two.

The two families knew the roots, and a few cents were enough for teaching fees, and they knew that the horse monkey was a corrupt duck egg money with their butts.

So it's not that the iron head doesn't give the horse monkey food, a large part of the reason is that he wants to get back his share of the money, so he asks for five cents for everything.

Where did Wei Sheng know the problems between them, and thought that Tietou was a mountain doll, he had never seen the world, and he had seen good things, and he was reluctant to share them with his buddies, and he couldn't help but feel a little unaccustomed to it.

No, when Tietou said that the horse monkey pitted him, it aroused Weisheng's curiosity, and under questioning, Tietou told Weisheng about his guess.

When Wei Sheng heard this, he rubbed it and jumped directly to the horse monkey on the side.

The horse monkey who was eating the baked cakes saw that someone came to his side, and then raised his head suspiciously, and when he saw that he had come to support his life, he thought that he was going to eat it for himself, and immediately showed a smile.

It's just that when the horse monkey didn't react, Wei Sheng snatched back half of the baked cake from the horse monkey's hand.

was taken away from the baked cakes, and the horse monkey looked at Weisheng in confusion, and saw Weisheng at this time spitting at the horse monkey fiercely.

"Hah, phew!" And then that's what happened.

"Whether to protect or suppress the broad masses of the people is the fundamental difference between the Communist Party and the Kuomintang, between the proletariat and the capitalist class, between the dictatorship of the proletariat and the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie. An embezzler like you is the one of the Kuomintang, the bloodsuckers of the capitalist class exploiting the proletariat, and they still want to eat bread? ”

The more he spoke, the more angry he became, "Ha, phew. Hah, phew! At the bewildered horse monkey, he spit out twice in a row, then opened his mouth, took a bite of the half of the baked cake that he had recaptured, and turned around and left angrily.

With a spit on his face, the horse monkey has always been in a state of confusion, and he wondered in his heart: "What's the situation!" Am I mixed into the Kuomintang of the exploiting class? ”

At this moment, a hand was stretched out in front of the horse monkey.

The horse monkey, who was already in a state of confusion, looked up at the owner of the hand in confusion, and saw that the iron head was looking at him with disdain.

"What for?" The horse monkey asked.

"Five cents!" Iron Head said.

As soon as he heard that Tietou was still talking about five cents, the horse monkey who was still confused and confused one moment immediately jumped up from the ground the next moment, while covering his chest, he was vigilant and dodged backwards, and said, "What five cents?" I'm woody, fuck off, fuck off! ”

The iron head looked at the current horse monkey, how do you look like Zhu Bajie, who hid his private money in the shadow puppet show and was discovered by the senior brother. It's a pity that the horse monkey is too thin and small, otherwise the iron head will be suspicious, and the horse monkey is the reincarnation of the second senior brother.

"Something rich? Put the inside pocket of your chest and let me see! The iron head said gloomily.

But isn't it, the horse monkey said that there was no money, and he stretched out his hand and covered his chest, isn't this the three hundred taels of silver here. But after all, it is still the heart of a child, where would I think so much. So much so that after a long time, he didn't understand how the iron head knew, and he put the money in his inner pocket on his chest.

But Tietou said that he wanted him to take a look, but he still took out a bag of compressed biscuits from his flower cloth pocket, and then said: "Do you choose to buy a bag of biscuits for five cents, or choose to buy a beat for five cents?" ”

Hearing Tietou's words, the horse monkey looked around, and finally looked at the second master with a blank eye.

Seeing that he was being looked at by the horse monkey, the second master turned his head to the side, looking like he was not involved in your own internal contradictions. Seeing that the second master didn't care, the horse monkey turned his head to look at the piece next to the second master, and similarly, a piece lowered his head and looked at his toes. Then there is Hui Yang, and finally looks at Wei Sheng.

When he looked at Wei Sheng, Wei Sheng was even more serious, spitting on the ground violently, and then raised his head and looked at him with squint and disdain.

The horse monkey who begged for help and pulled out the cold in his heart finally looked at the iron head: "That, can you not choose?" ”

"Yes!" Iron Head said.

"Then I won't choose!" The horse monkey grinned and immediately said with a smile.

Iron Head squeezed his fist and walked towards the horse monkey: "If you don't choose, I'll help you choose!" ”

As soon as he heard Tietou's words, the horse monkey who was smiling at the last moment suddenly felt like he had eaten a mouthful of Xiang, with a bitter face, and his hands swayed at Tietou: "Dude, don't, don't be impulsive, I choose to spend money to sell food!" ”

When Tietou heard this, he immediately changed his fist into a palm and stretched it out in front of the horse monkey.

Looking at the horse monkey at this time, reluctant to grind, he took out a stack of votes from his pocket, counted them, and licked his fingers.

After a while, the horse monkey was still counting the money.

The corners of the iron head's eyes are twitching!

Why smoke?

His grandmother's legs, horse monkeys have been counted several times, even if it is a lump of Xiang, licking it with his fingers, he has to lick it all!

"Have you counted the wood?" Iron Head couldn't stand it anymore and asked with a glare.

"I'm counting it, I'm afraid I'll give it to you!" The horse monkey said without raising his head, then licked his fingers again and continued to count the money.

"Bring it!" At this moment, the iron head snatched it up.

The money in his hand was robbed, and the horse monkey hurriedly said: "You ......" It's just that before he finished speaking, he saw the iron head glaring at him viciously, and changed his words: "You haven't given me cookies yet!" ”

The iron head put away the wet money, and then looked at the horse monkey with disdain: "Our store has opened a big reward, and a buy one get one free activity is being held, this customer, you can rest assured, not only will the cookies be given to you, but we will also give you a big surprise!" ”

As soon as the horse monkey heard Tietou say buy one get one free, he secretly said in his heart that Tietou finally found out in his conscience, but when he heard what Tietou was going to send, he suddenly became confused again.

At this time, the horse monkey came to the iron head: "Dude, what is 'lust and splash'?" ”

Tietou picked up the hand of the horse monkey, solemnly handed the compressed biscuit into the hand of the horse monkey, and then clenched his fist and shook it in front of the horse monkey and said: "Surprise is ......" The iron head said in a voice, and the horse monkey looked at the iron head suspiciously.

"That's it...... Beat you up! Iron Head suddenly changed his voice and punched the horse monkey in the eye.

"Oh, your grandma's legs!" The horse monkey scolded in response.

In fact, after talking about it for so long, it only happened in a few minutes.

The iron head punched the horse monkey, which can be regarded as a breath, and after glaring at the horse monkey, he turned around and walked towards the second master, not paying attention to the horse monkey.

What is the mood of the horse monkey at this time, needless to say!

Seeing that Tietou had finally settled the matter, Wei Sheng hesitated for a moment, and then walked to his senior brother's side: "Senior brother, senior sister, she ......"

I didn't wait for Weisheng to finish speaking, and waved his hand: "I didn't see my sister just now, I asked the second master, and the second master helped her make a divination, the senior sister should be with Kuan Shao and them, although there are tribulations, there is no need to worry about life!" ”

"But, Kuan Shao and they are not good people after all, let's go back to our senior sister as soon as possible, so that she will not be bullied!" Weisheng said.

"Baby, individuals have their own fate and personal luck, as the saying goes, Hades let you die in the third watch, where will you stay until the fifth watch? Your senior sister will be fine, rest assured! ”

In fact, when Weisheng came to his senior brother, the second master saw Weisheng's thoughts, and when Weisheng finished speaking, the second master on the side immediately spoke.

Looking at the second master who finished speaking at this time, he didn't wait for what Weisheng was saying, he reached into his arms and took out a yellow talisman.

"The sky is blue, the wind gathers the spirit, traces the line of thousands of miles, the value of the talisman makes the order to obey, the hexagram of the mountain Suhua is introduced, the Jiamen is strange, and the photo!"

The second master, who was reciting the mantra to the yellow fu in his hand, shouted the word 'shooting' loudly, and saw the yellow fu coaxing, and suddenly spontaneously combusted.

Seeing the yellow talisman in his hand burning, the second master pinched his hand again, and then waved his hand and threw the yellow talisman into the air.

Strange to say, the yellow charm that was thrown into the air by the second master went down, and then it burned all in an instant, not counting, in another moment after it was all burned, it rose violently.

The second master kept staring at the burning yellow talisman, and at the moment when the yellow talisman was extinguished, the second master looked down at a piece, and then took out the compass from his arms.

"The palace where Tianyi's people are located, the general will directly attack the hedge. If the value is nine away, Tianying sits on the canopy. When A, B, C, and Ding Wuyang, the gods dwell in the heavens to be known. The sittings must be strange to the sky, and the same is true for the yin as the earth

It. If you see Sanqi in Wuyang, cheap is mainly self-improvement. Suddenly, when he encountered the five yin, Li Yi was a good guest. The value of the nine days can be Chen soldiers, and the nine places can hide sincerity. Ambush soldiers but to the Taiyin position, only Liuhe can escape. Heaven, earth and man are divided into three escapes, and the essence of heaven and day is covered. The moon is purple and slightly hidden, and people should know that it is too yin. Shengmen, Liuc, Pro Liuxing! ”

After chanting words at the compass for a while, the second master put away the compass and said to a piece.

"Let's go! Suhua, this girl, is in the northeast of Shengmen Gong Palace, Fuyuan, Fuyuan! ”