Chapter 22: The Tragic Richard of Cao
At this time, Zhang Kai saw the person who was beaten by himself, asked him with an aggrieved face, opened his hand and waved at the man's head, and there was another violent slap.
I saw Zhang Kai slapping and scolding at this time.
"I'll let you be a fan, I'll beat you to death a turtle son, you're fucking blind! Looking at the fake foreign devil and his whereabouts, Xinqiu knew that he was kicked down! Ask him for an autograph? Do you two have pens? Shall I lend you a large one? ”
As he spoke, he pulled out a grenade from his belt and shook it at the man.
The person who spoke first, the person who followed him when he saw it, was being beaten and scolded at this time, not to mention how relieved he was.
But at the same time, when he saw that Zhang Kai took out a grenade, he knew that the joke was a little too big, and as soon as he shrank his neck, he quickly crawled down with his hands and feet.
At this time, the person who was beating and scolding Zhang Kai, when he saw that he took out a grenade, he immediately panicked, although he knew that Zhang Kai would not come really, but even if he was hit by a grenade, he couldn't stand it.
I saw him holding the chain with both hands, leaning back violently, and then stretched out a finger to the side, and said with an aggrieved face.
"Zhang Tou, why did you only beat me alone, in fact, he said first that he wanted to worship Cao University, and he also said first, when he wanted to sign an autograph, he had to be the first person in line?" The man stared at Zhang Kai and said with an aggrieved expression.
It was okay that he didn't say this, but as soon as he heard him say this, he raised his hand and pointed the grenade in his hand at his head, and at the same time glared at him fiercely.
"As far as your mother is concerned, you are the one who beats you."
After speaking, he opened his eyes and glared at him fiercely, then ignored him, lowered his head and put away the grenade, and then continued to crawl down!
Looking at that person, he was aggrieved and wanted to cry without tears at this time, and turned his head to find the person who spoke at the beginning to vent his anger, but when he turned around, there was still a half-clone figure of that person beside him!
"Your grandma drops! Why did I only hit me with my head, it turned out that Nima's had already slipped away! Fuck you, uncle! The person who was beaten, when he looked down, saw that the main owner was crawling down as if he was nothing, and he immediately scolded in anger.
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Besides, Cao Richard, who was kicked off the platform, saw that he was getting closer and closer to the ground, and suddenly something flashed in his mind.
"Damn, isn't this rope too long?"
It's just that after this thought appeared in his mind, he saw that the rope around his waist was instantly tightened, and Cao Richard immediately felt that his waist was about to be pulled off, but this was not the end, with the effect of inertia and tightness, the rope with Cao Richard's body, and suddenly rebounded more than a foot.
At this time, Cao Richard, with the rope pulling up and down, coupled with the severe pain in his waist, he couldn't stand the stimulation for a long time, and before his body could stabilize, he rolled his eyes and immediately fainted!
And here on the ground at this time, except for the senior brother who was the first to carry Suhua on his back, he is the fastest to come down, but when he wakes up, he will be grateful for his life, that is a later story.
And Cao Richard's sudden arrival startled the senior brother at that time, but when he took a closer look and saw that this person was the person next to Kuan Shao, he immediately turned around and stopped caring about him, and let him be hung there by a rope and swing left and right!
After a while, Wei Sheng slid down the rope with the iron head on his back, and saw him put the iron head aside before looking up at the people who were still crawling down the chains.
After about a quarter of an hour, everyone finally went down to the ground one after another, and when everyone went down to the ground, there was a feeling of the rest of their lives, and suddenly they gathered together in twos and threes, and the originally quiet ground was noisy at this time.
At this time, Su Hua, who was placed aside by the senior brother, responded with a burst of "Huh, cough...... cough", she woke up leisurely, and at the first time she coughed, Wei Sheng and the senior brother came to her side in a flash.
At this time, although the second master was a step slower, he was also standing behind the two of them, looking at Suhua with a concerned face!
Seeing the second master at this time, he took off the "old turtle pot" on his body and stretched out his hand to hand it to the senior brother.
The senior brother hurriedly took the "old turtle pot" in the second master's hand, thanked him excitedly, and then opened the bottle cap and hurriedly put the kettle to Su Hua's lips!
Suhua, who was fed a few mouthfuls of water, coughed again, and then woke up leisurely!
Seeing that the senior sister woke up, she hurriedly asked with concern, "Senior sister, are you better?" You don't know, you were about to scare me to death just now! ”
"Let the senior brother worry about it!" The first time Suhua woke up, she heard the words of life support, and after a moment, she said weakly!
Wei Sheng, who heard the words of the senior sister, scratched his head and smirked, only the senior brother said a few words of concern, and then suddenly seemed to remember something, pointed back to the second master beside him, and hurriedly said to Su Hua: "Senior sister, this is our second master, hurry up and say hello to his old man!" ”
Following the direction of the senior brother's finger, Su Hua looked up at the second master, and was about to get up in a hurry, but a feeling of powerlessness swept over again.
Seeing this, the second master hurriedly waved his hand to Su Hua.
"The girl doesn't have to be polite, you are injured, the second master is not such a layman, so you can avoid it!"
After the second master finished speaking, he glanced around the three of them, and saw that he suddenly sighed: "The fourth is blessed, not to mention accepting a good apprentice, even the three apprentices are all prominent, well, the moving mountain has been introduced by you like this, why worry about not finding the 'dust bead'!" ”
I saw the second master praising the three of them and nodding his head with satisfaction!
The three of them were praised by the second master, and their hearts were warm! At this time, the three of them have a kind of lamb to find their mother, and the feeling of being loved flows in the bottom of their hearts!
I saw that the senior brother said to the second master with a trembling voice at this time: "Second master, our master was killed in the tomb of King Han a few years ago, the master taught us before his death, to be a man is to learn from the three grandfathers, he has been telling us that after the end of the tomb of King Han, no matter if you can't find the dust beads, he will come to serve your old man for a few years!" But ......"
The senior brother couldn't hold back his tears as he spoke, and the tears ran down his dark face and slid down!
"You are all good children, don't cry, don't cry, I know about your master, I have taken his child with me since he was a child, and those who hurt him are old when I am old, and I have no ability, but your third master's subordinates, which one doesn't remember how many of our brothers? Your master's hatred and I have already called the army, but the main culprit has been on the run, but the helpers have been brought to justice! It can be regarded as some resentment things that I have done for your master to be a boy! ”
As soon as the second master finished speaking, at this time, the three of their senior brothers and sisters knelt in front of the second master in unison.
Seeing this, the second master hurriedly wanted to help the three of them up! But the three of them didn't get up at anything, and kowtowed three times at the second master! Then I saw the senior brother, and looked up at the second master with tears on his face.
"It's the incompetence of the apprentices and grandchildren, and they don't even know who the enemy is, but I didn't expect that the second master is always paying attention to us, and he is also avenging what should be us, and finally I have to bother the second master to be born, the disciples and grandchildren are incompetent! Incompetent! ”
"Okay, okay, we are a family, where can we say tired, hurry up, your master is not as mother-in-law as you!" Seeing that the three of them were still kneeling on the ground at this time and refused to get up, the second master really had no choice at this time, so he pretended to be angry and said to them at the moment.
Seeing that the three of them were angry, they panicked at the moment, and immediately got up from the ground one by one, if it weren't for the faces of the three people, there were still undried tears at this time, and the third master would have wondered if they were acting for themselves just now.
And at this time, I saw Wei Sheng, who got up from the ground, hurriedly came to the second master's side, held the second master's elbow with one hand, and made a gesture of invitation with the other, and said: "Second master, you should take a break, I am the latest to start, I don't know many things, and I hope that grandpa you will teach me more in the future!" ”
At this time, Su Hua, who was standing aside by the senior brother, although her face was still a little pale, but after this short moment of rest, she was already much better. She saw that Wei Sheng actually came to the second master's side at this time, for fear that he would not be able to speak, which would make the second master unhappy, so she said angrily at the moment: "Senior brother, don't talk nonsense to the second master, the second master is very busy on weekdays, how can you have the kung fu to teach you, don't come back soon!" ”
"Haha, it's okay, I like this baby, it's exactly the same as when your master was young, it's in line with my old man's temper!"
After being disgusted by the senior sister, Weisheng was reluctant, and when he heard the second master say this, he was suddenly happy, and hurriedly squatted behind the second master, stretched out his fist and greeted the second master for a while.
At this time, I was looking at the expression of the second master, which was called enjoyment.
It's just a comatose iron head, tragically hung aside by everyone!
At this time, if he sees the expression on the second master's face, he will definitely wonder if the second master has never been married because he likes the manmaid!
The other side.
Zhang Kai walked to the hanging Cao Richard, pulled out a Swiss Army knife from his boot, and waved his hand to cut the rope that the flying tiger caught!
"Thorn la la la!" I saw a spark of metal grinding from the rope and the saber! Zhang Kai suddenly looked surprised, and glared at them. At this time, they were chatting with the second master.
Seeing this, Zhang Kai didn't bother them, but he didn't give up on Richard Cao. I saw that he stretched out his hand to the unconscious Cao Richard, and slapped him hard on the buttocks!
"Oops! Fuck who hit me! ”
Cao Richard, who was slapped hard by the open face, suddenly came to his senses! When Zhang Kai heard that he dared to scold himself, he immediately stared at Cao Richard.
"Grandpa hit you, how did you drop?" Zhang Kai said disdainfully at this time, seeing that it was Zhang Kai, Cao Richard immediately scolded again: "You turtle grandson, you let me go, if I don't beat your shit out, I won't be surnamed Cao today!" ”
At this time, Cao Richard scolded at Zhang Kai while kicking his body in mid-air, but his movements at this time seemed to Zhang Kai like a big caterpillar hanging in the air!
"His grandmother's, you're not going to come down on your own if you're so tall! How? Scared stupefied? While Zhang Kai teased Cao Richard, there was a hissing sound in his mouth!
"If I can fucking come down, you're going to have to take care of it? Lao Tzu's waist is grabbed! It hurts to move at this moment! Put me down! I saw that Cao Richard, who was dropped in the air by the rope, after the caterpillar-like wriggling just now, his face was white at this time, and his brows were full of fine beads of sweat.
At this time, Kuan Shao on the side also felt that Cao Richard didn't seem to be pretending at this time, and opened up in disgust: "You grandma, stop playing, although this lava stone seems to have no movement now, but wait a while, whether it will give us another autumn settling, no one can say!" Hurry up and pack up and get out of here as soon as possible! ”
Zhang Kai, who was scolded by Kuan Shao, looked stunned, and then immediately beckoned to the two minions beside him.
Soon, Richard Cao was carried down by the untying rope, but he still did not dare to move, and the slightest shaking could make him let out a pig-killing howl.