"Iron head, that's the way it is, you have to call the shots for me! His grandmother has a leg, these two bald asses beat me up! You must help me get revenge! Woowoo woo ......"

From beginning to end, after telling the iron head without missing a detail, the horse monkey hugged the iron head again, and cried again.

After listening to the horse monkey's story, Tietou didn't react for a while, and was a little confused. Secretly said, I didn't expect the experience of the horse monkey to be even more exciting than myself, and it was a bone-eating ant, a big leech, and a female zombie king. If this experience is told to classmates, it can make people envy to death, and I don't know what this thing is crying about, this is a heroic deed.

Thinking of this, the iron head came back to his senses and pushed away the horse monkey holding him, but after seeing the black and shiny panda eyes of the horse monkey, his heart came again: "Well, the stimulation is stimulating, the only regret is that this fucking beating is not less." ”

Pushed away by the iron head, the horse monkey looked puzzled, and then his eyes turned, and he suddenly jumped to the side, stretched out his finger and pointed at the iron head, and roared with a sad expression: "Okay, good you Wang Tietou, I still treat you as a brother, I would rather die than give in this way, although I am in Cao Ying, but the heart of the buddy is in Han, and I don't want to be the grave robber who digs the grave to death, I didn't expect you to be a tomb robber for a long time, you are a grandma, you kill Lao Tzu, if you don't kill me, buddy will report you when you go out!" ”

From just now to now, the iron head has been in a state of confusion. was scolded by the horse monkey, and the scolding was even more confused, reaching out and scratching the back of his head, thinking in his mind about when he became a tomb robber. Looking at the horse monkey's current expression of sadness and indignation, if it weren't for the horse monkey talking about him now, the iron head would almost believe his ghost.

At this time, Tietou was still a little confused and asked, "When did I become a tomb robber?" ”

Why do horse monkeys suddenly say this about iron heads? Because, Hui Yang and Hui Yin's reactions when they heard the identity of the iron head, plus there was a bodyguard by their side, that is, to support their lives, and at this time, the iron head was also in the tomb, and he pushed himself away just now, and all kinds of signs combined, which caused the next accusation of the horse monkey!

Just when the horse monkey guessed blindly and blamed the iron head. Weisheng on the side could no longer hold back the anger in his heart, yelled, and rushed towards Huiyang and Huiyin, and at the same time shouted in his mouth: "Grass your grandmother is a bourgeoisie, you can do it with such a big child, even if the party forgives you both, the people have to criticize you, grass you, today I will represent hundreds of millions of proletarian compatriots, kill you!" ”

Wei Sheng yelled, jumped out one step, and at the same time borrowed a few steps under his feet, and after a few breaths of running, he jumped up. With one leg in front and the other slightly bent, the body flew through the air. It's like the plaque that Bruce Lee kicked the sick man of East Asia!

At this time, his image is like a master in a martial arts blockbuster, which makes the originally indignant and blamed the iron-headed horse monkey, and he is also stunned. For a while, he forgot what he was doing, and looked at the air with little stars in his eyes to survive.

It's a pity, if it weren't for what happened later, it is estimated that the horse monkey would only worship him alone in this life!

Why do I say later? Hehe, this is going to continue to talk about subsistence, how did you deal with Huiyang later.

As soon as Hui Yang saw Wei Sheng rushing over, he reacted quickly, pushed Hui Yin away, and then slammed his body back, which was able to dodge Wei Sheng's volley.

At this time, he was in mid-air, and he also discovered Huiyang's reaction, but his strength was old, where could he stop the momentum of rushing forward.

Then the suspended life support and Huiyang's eyes met. I saw that both of them were stunned.

Slows me down a hundredfold here! Yes, you don't see that.

Then add a moment, an instant, or a fleeting shot!

Fast, fast, pause, yes, yes! …… Okay, speed me up a hundredfold right away!

"Whoa!"

"Monkey steals peaches!"

"Crackling, crackling, ping-pong."

"I'm Nima!"

Stop, stuck, cut, cut, good ......! Speed me back to normal!

Livelihood: What are you doing? Lock my throat, don't you? Pinch me by the neck!

At this time, Huiyang locked his neck with one hand and made an inquiry with the other. ’

Huiyang: Immeasurable Buddha, you're stealing my peaches!

Livelihood: Stinky and shameless, stinky and shameless!

Wei Sheng, who was locked by Huiyang's throat, opened his teeth and claws at Huiyang, and his hands were still scratching down from time to time, and occasionally jumping twice.

Huiyang: What are you doing, can you steal my peaches again? Think beautifully!

After jumping for a long time, he didn't touch Huiyang. In the end, Wei Sheng reluctantly gave up, squinted at Huiyang, and said viciously.

Survival: You let go of me|!

Huiyang: Boy, I'll let you go, but don't move!

As soon as I heard Huiyang say that I should not move, I kept my neck stalked, and my nostrils were facing Huiyang, and I said word by word!

Survival: I don't move, it's impossible, it's Wang Ba who doesn't move, let go of me!

Huiyang saw that although Weisheng was ruthless, he didn't mean to do it, and thought that Weisheng was also moving mountains after all, and he couldn't be offended, because Weisheng's senior brother was a few streets away from his own master!

Thinking of this, Huiyang made another 'inquiry' with one hand, and then said to Weisheng: "You take a step back and try!" ”

Wei Sheng was stunned for a moment, shrunk his neck slightly, then stretched forward again, and then stepped back with an embarrassed expression.

The people who eat melons: The monk plays 'inquiry' with one hand, this director is really nonsense, only Taoist priests can play 'inquiry' with one hand, and the monk can only fold his hands!

Director: Ahem, ahem, that, the plot needs it, the plot needs it, just forget it, don't say it, shhhh

So how exactly did the fight between them go? How did it get to this point?

Playback!

I saw Weisheng kick in the air, and then pass between Huiyang and Huiyin, this is not counting, when he landed, he slipped a sound, one foot forward, one foot back, and a fork came. To say that after all, he is still a practitioner, although he didn't get a split, but this thing is nothing to him, and there is no picture like ordinary people jumping around with his hands on his crotch.

A blow missed, and at the moment of splitting, his waist bent back sharply, and at the same time reached out to Huiyang's crotch to grab it.

Huiyang saw Weisheng, although Weisheng was not able to prevent a split, but he didn't react at all, and sighed secretly in his heart at the moment, good work.

But at this moment, Huiyang saw that Weisheng suddenly leaned back, stretched out his hand and grabbed his crotch, and was furious at the moment, he was going to cut off his children and grandchildren, although a monk can't marry a wife, but he can't stand it, right? Not to mention...... Ahem

However, when Huiyang saw the splitting kung fu of Weisheng just now, he was amazed for a while, and his mind was gone for a moment, and it was too late to take the move at this time!

If you want to say that Huiyang's reaction is fast, I saw him violently use a move to worship the Buddha, standing with his feet together, bowing forward, and raising his big buttocks, which can avoid the monkey stealing peaches for life.

What is Buddha worship?

Commonly known as pouting ass, Ya is called worshiping Buddha! Hey...... Oops, don't slap your face, don't ......

Here, Weisheng saw his second move, but under Huiyang's trick of worshipping the Buddha, he failed again. I couldn't help but feel a little angry in my heart, and secretly said that I had worked so hard that I didn't even touch the edge of other people's clothes, and if I stopped now, it would be a big shame.

Thinking of this, Wei Sheng's heart was horizontal, and he slammed his hands on the ground, then lifted his hips, and then made another move to Thomas.

Uh, it's a roundhouse kick!

Huiyang was already worshipping the Buddha, his upper body was bowing forward, and when he saw that Weisheng had come to recruit Thomas, Huiyang's legs were bent, and he came to recruit the frog to kick his legs, and he pounced forward half a meter away, and slammed his hands on the ground, and came to recruit the yellow dog to stand upside down!

It's just that this yellow dog handstand is a bit anticlimactic, and all the actions are done in one go, but after a handstand of 0.01 seconds, Huiyang's hands can't support it, and he slams it upside down.

If you want to say that you deserve to be unlucky, the tricks are all serious kung fu, but you haven't even touched other people's clothes.

After this Bu Huiyang planted an upside-down onion, of course Weisheng also saw it, and suddenly his heart was overjoyed, and he shouted "good opportunity" in his heart, and then played Thomas and turned around.

What is it called? It's called taking advantage of your illness to kill you! Kung Fu is about treating each other politely if you don't make a move, and once you make a move, you will beat me to death!

Ahem, understand it yourself, make it up!

The thought of life is a beautiful drop, hope is a beautiful drop, and a wish is a good drop. It's a pity that life maintenance ignores one point, inertia!

No, when Thomas's body turned around, Huiyang just smashed his body down, and he was stunned and pressed Weisheng under him, and the suppressed Weisheng never thought that he would be defeated like this.

may be unwilling, or it may be feeling aggrieved, so he opened his mouth and scolded the opening sentence: "I Nima! ”

So Huiyin watched her senior brother being beaten, why didn't she come up to help? In fact, things happened very quickly, and it was just three or two moves, and when he reacted, he saw that his senior brother had already pressed Weisheng under him, and even a blind person knew that Huiyang had won!

So Huiyin thought that since the senior brother had won, and the people were still moving the mountains, it was not good to make another move.

Why is it not easy to shoot? What do you think, the bad guy is a mountain mover, a professional tomb robber, and Huiyang and Huiyin are just monks of the Red Lotus Temple, even if their master comes, they can't do it, not to mention that Huiyang won, and it makes no sense to make a move!

Why can't their master do a piece? Ahem, that's how I set it up anyway, what's the matter! Oops, it's been in vain, it's been in vain, if you don't want to, I'll change it, I'll change it!

Go back and move on.

After Weisheng was pressed under Huiyang, Huiyang saw that he had won the battle in a daze, so he hurriedly got up, just afraid that Weisheng would be crushed!

In fact, Huiyang is really afraid, first, he is afraid that he will hurt Weisheng, and he can't bear the anger of other people's senior brothers, and second, since Weisheng appears here, it means that other people's senior brothers must be here.

So combined with various reasons, Huiyang hurriedly got up.

Without Huiyang's suppression, a carp stood up, and then rushed over with a loud scream. As soon as Huiyang saw Weisheng rushing over again, he immediately stretched out his hand to stop it, but this is called no coincidence and no book, Weisheng stretched his neck and hit Huiyang's hand, and then there was the next scene.

What is it called? This is called punching the master to death! People are unlucky, they stuff their teeth when they drink cold water, and they all fart.

So I summarized that it is estimated that it is really the role of the 100 scriptures that Huiyang recited. That, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. Hehe, just kidding!

At this time, the horse monkey stopped crying for a long time, and sat on a lava stone next to Tietou, commenting on Weisheng and Huiyang, who had already finished fighting.

It's also thanks to the fact that it's not on the train, and there is no crew service on the train.

But let's imagine that it's on a train and there's a cart shouting 'beer, drinks, mineral water.' Peanuts, melon seeds, eight-treasure porridge. I guess the horse monkey will definitely take out his private money to buy a bag of melon seeds, plus a bottle of beer to drink and comment, and if the crew shouts 'let go, let go'. He will also cooperate to lift his foot and continue to comment!

Hey, this person, originally people made a living to vent his anger, but he was so good that he squatted aside and watched the play!