024. Staying up late makes you stupid
Jiang Lin touched his forehead, pushed his glasses and began to educate Ye Xin in a professional manner: "Staying up late for a long time, lack of sleep, immunity will decrease, body fatigue, easy to catch colds, and in severe cases, it will cause tumors." Staying up late for a long time leads to excessive gastric acid secretion, causing various gastrointestinal diseases, such as gastric ulcers and indigestion, etc., and most people who stay up late like to eat supper at night, which will cause obesity, coronary heart disease, dyslipidemia, and further risk of atherostheria. ”
Ye Xin: "......"
Ye Xin's face was black, green, red, like a small LED lantern, and she was discussing the problem of staying up late with the top students of the medical school, which was simply looking for a problem.
If it's just such a textbook number, it's too much to underestimate our brother.
Jiang Lin saw the corners of Ye Xin's mouth twitching wildly, and secretly smiled, and continued: "Staying up late is even more unfriendly to girls, common menstrual disorders, endocrine disorders, pigmentation and melasma...... The most important thing is that there is an article in the People's Daily that it will become stupid if you stay up late. ”
Ye Xin: "......"
The People's Daily has come up, why don't you talk about Mr. Lu Xun! /Flip the table/
It's just a professional crush, I heard that their medical students have to dissect the corpse, this is not a height that she can achieve in her life, she doesn't even dare to scrape the scales of a fish, and she has to worship when she steps on an ant to death, this kind of Tang monk rank...... Let's admit it.
Ye Xin felt that her face had fallen to the ground today, and she pouted in anticipation of a few guests coming in at this time to let her go to work, so that she would not have to carry a small bench to be educated in front of Mr. Sleeping Bag.
However, the café not only had new customers, but even the other customers in the store did not greet the service, and she could not rush to recite tongue twisters to others.
So Ye Xin decided to fight for justice again, she straightened her waist and said:
"Mr. Sleeping Bag, I know that staying up late is not good for your health, but staying up late is the trend of the times and the desire of the people in our new and new human beings. Human history has been thousands of years, science and technology have developed to this day, if Newton was smashed by an apple and studied gravity day and night, and if it were not for Einstein who risked baldness and stayed up all night to study the theory of relativity, human beings would not have developed. And wasn't Edison inventing the light bulb just to keep us up late? ”
Jiang Lin: "......"
What kind of sophistry is this...... The key point is who told her that Newton and Einstein stayed up all night to do these things?
Most importantly, he couldn't refute Edison's argument...... Suddenly, a sense of vicissitudes of life that the mentally retarded alarm had sounded came to my heart.
/ Squatting in the corner /
Forget it, his coffee will be cold if he continues to discuss it like this. Jiang Lin sighed helplessly, took a sip of coffee, and said, "The topic of staying up late or not, if there is a chance, we will discuss it later, I still have a question I want to ask you." ”
"Uh-huh, you say." After just now from astronomy to modern medicine, and then from medicine to history, and even philosophical discussions, Ye Xin has completely relaxed, and silently praised his wit.
Jiang Lin took out his mobile phone, typed two words in the memo, and then handed the mobile phone to Ye Xin and asked her, "Do you know this girl?" Her name is 'Ye Xin', which is the 'Ye' and this 'Xin' called in my mobile phone. ”