I walked under the emperor's pavilion and smiled cheekily and said: "Your Majesty, the slave has already played two balls, and has played two games, so there should be a reward for reasoning!" ”

"Good. Reward for you! You'll be rewarded with two prizes! Damn, hit you with twenty boards! Emperor Kangxi said angrily.

I immediately pushed the guard to the ground, took off my pants and was about to hit the board.

Yin Zhen immediately knelt down anxiously and begged: "Huang Ama, why are you hitting her board, she is a good ball!" What's more, the defending team didn't play very well! ”

The emperor was unhappy and said, "I see that it is the attacker!" Who said I was a fan of the defending side! Stupid! Ball! ”

Emperor Kangxi said willfully and angrily.

Yinzhen stood up, smiled and played with the emperor and said: "If you don't win three out of five games, Huang Ama still has a chance!" ”

When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he was really moved. After thinking about it for a while, he immediately nodded and said, "Okay, three wins in five games." If you win one more game, one more game, then I'll lose today. ”

I opened my mouth and looked up and said, "Why should I be the ball for the attacker?" The emperor will find the ball himself. ”

When the emperor heard this, he was very surprised. The emperor nodded, his eyes signaled, I narrowly avoided this board. I didn't have to be beaten, the guards let it go, and walked away. I hurriedly put on my pants, and then I got up,

"Ahahahaha, take off your pants and hit the board. Hahahehehe. "The clothes are high-class palace maids, fat palace maids, hahaha, the first arrogant joke on me.

Then sixty or seventy people immediately burst into laughter.

But I was loud and shouted, "So what? I still have a baby! Dragon Baby! So what? ”

Sure enough, this trick was very useful, and the people who laughed at me immediately shut up and couldn't laugh anymore.

Yinzhen walked in front of me and hugged me in public, saying that he liked my ball and the palace maid very much, and he liked it very much.

The emperor pointed at me and came over and scolded: "Just now, because you were a traitor, you collaborated with the enemy and treason!" So our attacking team lost twice! It's not fair at all! It's not fair! Now I'm changing the ball! Strike! Hey, hey, hey. The Emperor said triumphantly.

I laughed immediately with hundreds of people.

I shouted to the emperor, "I'm going to play too!" Hit you down! Hit you! Shoot you! Hit Hit Punch! Hit Beat Beat ......"

Seeing that I was so confident and arrogant, the emperor was simply unbelievable, gasped, and the emperor shook his head at me, and immediately scolded me back: "Presumptuous! You dare to fight me! How can you be justified? ”

"There are no fathers and sons on the battlefield! I shouted back. ”

"Yes, Your Majesty! Race! Who's going to let you. It must have beaten the enemy! the and! It's a must. Her momentum is good! A middle-aged concubine immediately defended me and shouted.

When the emperor heard this, his temper came up, and the emperor slapped the table and pointed at me and scolded: "Bad ball! Ball! Ball! You are abominable! Ball! Ball! Ball! ”

Unexpectedly, I immediately struggled and walked to the bottom of the emperor's pavilion, crossed my waist, held my head high, arrogantly and unceremoniously, and scolded the emperor unceremoniously: "Loser! Loser! Loser! Lose to death! Lose to death! Lose to death! Lose to death! Lose to death! Lose to death! Lose to death! Lose to death! Lose to death! I pointed at the emperor like a machine gun and scolded quickly.

The emperor gasped, and when Yinzhen saw it, he almost laughed out of his nose.

Yinzhen felt very proud, full of confidence, and very proud.

Emperor Kangxi's momentum was low, and he pressed me strongly.

Emperor Kangxi slapped the table and pointed at me, and immediately scolded loudly: "I cut off your head!" I've cut down your whole family! I'm going to skin your whole family! ”

Unexpectedly, I still crossed my waist with my hands, and I was very chic, confident, calm, and fierce, like a laser gun, pointing at the emperor with both hands and bowing, and scolded: "Lose to you!" Lose to your ancestors! Lose to death your hundreds of sons and grandchildren! Lose to your children and grandchildren! Lose to death when your buttocks! Lose to death you pick up garbage! Lose to death your poor bastard! Losers, Losers, Losers...... Lose to death, you lose to death, you lose to death...... Brush Brush Brush ...... Dead Dead Dead ...... Click...... Chop chop chop ......"

Emperor Kangxi was so frightened that he sat down and waited for death, and Emperor Kangxi's face was extremely embarrassed. Emperor Kangxi was so angry that he was about to turn his back.

"Someone! Drag her to the noon gate! Always ready to chop off her head! The emperor was very willful and unhurried.

As soon as I was in a hurry, I immediately jumped in place and jumped into the air and took off to the back of the emperor's head, and then I supported my hands and turned my head, I already stuck my left arm around the emperor's neck, and stood on the emperor's back with one foot, and stood on the stone table next to me with one foot. The emperor gave me a red face and a thick neck from exhaustion.

"Your Majesty—" a certain father-in-law shouted.

"Ahh

"Yes, strangle the emperor, cushion your back." A certain lady laughed.

The first wave of a dozen people rushed over and was easily kicked away by me. It turned out that I didn't move with my left foot, and with my right foot, I kicked more than a dozen people away.

The emperor was aggrieved, so he had to make a gesture to stop. Everyone stopped. Some cried, some laughed, some fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

The emperor said with difficulty: "Competition! The game is life and death! ”

I said scoundrelly: "Old emperor, hand over the blank holy decree, cover the state seal, and I will write it myself." ”

When the emperor heard this, he stomped his feet, shook his head and scolded angrily: "You don't want to threaten me to hand over the blank holy decree, you don't want to threaten me to be arrested!" ”

I was so angry that I tightened the emperor's neck even more, and I scolded fiercely: "It's just a holy decree, and you won't lose a piece of meat." Well, if you don't agree, I'll end your life! ”

When the emperor heard this, he believed that I was ruthless, and he was afraid of me, and the emperor was already kicking his legs.

The emperor tearfully agreed: "Okay, you let me go!" I don't want to die yet! ”

I scolded domineeringly: "You say I'm a ball, then you admit that you're a piece of, then I'll let you go!" ”

"Huh? Where can you tell the emperor to make a piece of? You've gone too far! An official scolded.

I scolded again: "You give me another holy decree, I want to be a prince, I want to be a nobleman!" Otherwise, I'll click! You know I have this brute force! Old arms and legs, you can't do it! ”

The emperor panicked when he heard this, and said with tears in his eyes: "I lost the fourth elder brother to you, and the fourth elder brother will be yours in the future." Isn't that good? I'm too old for me to fit in. ”

I smiled and said, "Then how about you pass on the fourth elder brother?" ”

"Ahahahaha......" everyone died laughing.

The fourth elder brother was very happy, and said overjoyed: "Then you have to go all out." Hurry up and take it! Black hehehe. ”

I threatened the Emperor who was rolling his eyes at the fourth child, and I shouted, "Hand over the throne." You are still too emperor, you still eat fragrant and drink spicy. If you don't hand over the throne, the throne is yours, and you go underground to continue to be your emperor! ”