Plum blossom Ling Han 150, it is not easy to shave the head

I'm already quite surprised to hear this. I feel like I'm a little bit of a star. I had no choice but to leave the kitchen. There is a latrine in the backyard behind the kitchen, which is very clean and does not smell at all. After I finished making it convenient, I took a bath in a separate bathing room with separate wet and dry next to the toilet. Then I changed into a set of pajamas that I wore in the autumn with a thick white cloth. But I quickly barged in with two fathers-in-law. Anyway, I bathed and changed my clothes. The two fathers-in-law were surprised.

The tall father-in-law said: "Prince, this dress is not suitable, you have to change the prince's clothes." ”

The fat father-in-law said, "Yes, the clothes have been brought." Someone, please come out with a set of clothes. Bring it in. ”

Ten minutes later, I changed into the prince's court clothes. I was wearing a purple cheongsam, but there was a four-clawed golden dragon embroidered on the front and back of the dress, which means python. Then I came out with my two fathers-in-law and offended, and then in the middle of the backyard, I sat down. The chair I made is also the throne prince's dragon chair brought from the palace. Then he started shaving my hair.

The fat father-in-law [Nianlong] thought: "Prince, you have too much hair, you should repair it." Oops, we don't have that much hair. ”

The thin and tall father-in-law [Nian Feng] also said: "If you don't keep your head, you should shave your head without hair." I used to think that the prince was a woman, and it doesn't matter if I have more natural hair, but now that I'm a man, it should be a braided head. ”

I didn't say anything, and soon the two fathers-in-law were embarrassed with the golden scissors, although I sat still, but my hair was actually alive, and I said that I was holding scissors to cut my hair, even if it was close to my hair, it was even life-threatening.

The two fathers-in-law gave up after five minutes, and immediately ordered someone to carry me, and I sat on the throne and entered the palace. I wore a cape all the way to cover most of my face. But at this time, no one said that I was a woman, but that I was a man.

Soon entered the palace. I carried him to the emperor's bedroom. The emperor had already changed into a white cheongsam, and when the emperor saw me wearing a cloak, he frowned, pointed at me and scolded; "Stupid, who told you to grow such thick hair? It's the other way around! Looking for a fight! ”

I immediately left the throne and knelt down on one knee and prayed: "Emperor Amma, the son of the emperor has a full head of pigtails, not a full head of hair. ”

"Yes, it's a pigtail." Father-in-law Nian Long came in and hurriedly explained.

"It's a pigtail indeed. The hair is tied in a strand and then pressed directly above the top of the head. My hair has been tied in braids over the years. I can't get the scissors at all. Father-in-law Nian Feng ran slowly, and also came in to explain.

The emperor took the scissors, and I thought that the emperor himself cut my hair. I was a little reluctant, so the emperor had to pretend to cut my hair. That's how my hair was kept.

The emperor finished cutting his hair, put the scissors in the palm of a father-in-law next to him, the emperor grabbed my hair and took a closer look, and soon found that my hair was only divided into six strands, because it was too thick, so it looked like it was full of thousands of hairs, but in fact there were only six strands of hair.

The emperor was taken aback and asked, "Why do you only have six hairs?" ”

When a certain father-in-law heard this, it was as if he had been struck by lightning, and immediately said: "Yes, Your Majesty, didn't a master have to meet you many years ago?" He also said that there was a boy with six hairs who was very similar to the emperor. Have you forgotten? ”

When the emperor heard this, he thought for a moment, and then the emperor suddenly realized, pointed to my head and scolded with a smile; "It's you, your hair has lost all the other hairs, and there are only six left, oops, pitiful. It's just that your hair is too thick to be bad for you. Forget it, you don't have to lose your hair in the future. There are only the last six, so let's keep them. Poor thing, what if I can't grow hair? ”

A white cheongsam father-in-law immediately knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, the crown prince grows a hair every thousand years old." Have you forgotten? That's what the master said, huh? ”

"Oh, there's such a thing? I didn't believe it at first. Hey, is he only 6,000 years old? The Emperor was astonished.

An old general outside smiled: "Yes, six thousand years old." But for dragons, it's still a child, and it's still very young. ”

The Emperor pointed at me and asked, "So you are still a six-year-old child?" Then you don't have to get married, and you will laugh later. Let's talk about it in another 6,000 years. ”

I stood in front of the emperor and said, "My growth rate is different from that of ordinary people. Ordinary people are a year older, I have to look at the situation. ”

The Emperor was surprised and said, "It's really strange. Why did I give birth to such a dragon as you? Doesn't make sense? You're too weird. ”

I wittily said, "I'm still young, I'll be better when I'm an adult." ”

Lord Shunzhi looked at me with his father's loving eyes. Probably accepted me.

I said to the emperor, "I have six sons. ”

Lord Shunzhi smiled: "I am grandpa." I wanted to be a grandfather, and finally my wish came true. ”

I said again: "Du Qilin...... He is already sure that the crown princess. He and I have been husband and wife since our lifetime. The six children were also born to Du Qilin. He's a great contribution. Du Qilin has always been very smart. ”

The Emperor smiled and said, "Good, virtuous." Du Qilin is the crown princess. Aha. No one can snatch it away. ”

Next I learned the etiquette of the prince in the dormitory, but I was smart enough to learn it before dark. This made all the fathers-in-law in front of the emperor very satisfied, and I passed the strict test of fourteen fathers-in-law, and then I had the demeanor and demeanor of the prince. In this way, I look like a noble and extraordinary prince. The emperor looked at it with satisfaction.

Then he handed me four books, I looked at them for a while, and handed them back to the emperor five minutes later, and the emperor took the books and hit me directly in the head and scolded: "I have been reading these four books all my life, and if you read them once, you will be finished." Did you read it? ”

I said lightly: "In my son's mind, all the more than 400,000 books in the Wenhua Hall are in his head, and five minutes is enough to read these four books." As for the experience, four words, the art of the emperor, learn it slowly. ”

The emperor laughed when he heard this: "And then? Aside from the art of the emperor, you didn't learn anything? What else is in the book? ”

I smiled and said, "First, it is important to reproduce offspring. Family harmony is important. The rules and regulations are all methods and rules, and I understand them. Second, there is also medical care and medicine, I also understand. Third, dress and eat, I also understand. I also have a hobby of reading, writing, and elegance. There are also small gambling pleasures, big gambling hurting the body, and I understand the reason. As for being a farmer, I understand everything. And how to do business in the market, I also understand. ”