"Really?" Li Xihu was a little skeptical.

"You're a pig reincarnated, right? In front of so many people, our patriarch will lie to you? Liu Wuxiu thought she was stupid, and couldn't help but interject and stab her.

Li Xihu was anxious to clear his name, and felt that what Liu Wuxiu said was reasonable, but he endured his temper and did not refute it.

She stood in place, turning back and forth several times before she said to Zhou Yuandong: "Three years ago, about one day before the Dragon Boat Festival, or two days ago, I went to my grandmother's house for my mother to send the festival, and I happened to meet my cousin Bi Lizhu, who also came to my grandmother's house for her mother. ”

"When we were sitting together with my grandmother, eating melon seeds and gossiping, I noticed that my cousin had several tooth marks on each of his hands, which had been bitten and bloodied by children. So I asked her, 'Cousin, what's wrong with your hand?' ’”

"My cousin said, 'I was bitten by two dead girls.'" I thought it was strange and asked, 'Isn't your stepfather's family just one of your children, where are the other two girls?' ’.”

"My cousin said, 'They are girls from a family near Zhou Youqiu's house, and they are twins.'" At this point, my grandmother interjected and asked my cousin, 'Did you do that with them?' ’。 ”

"My cousin said, 'yes, it was yesterday.'" I couldn't understand them, so I asked them, 'What do you mean by that?' ’”

"My grandmother won't say, let me guess, my cousin won't say, let me guess, I guessed, I guessed several answers, I didn't guess right, but, now, I can guess, the one they said, it should be killing-"

"It turned out that it was you, the stinky prostitute, who killed my two unbearable daughters, Bi Lizhu, I fought with you!" Before Li Xihu finished speaking, Wang Chunhua suddenly rushed out of the crowd of onlookers and ran towards Bili Zhu.

Liu Wuxiu felt that she looked very coke, and immediately smiled and praised Xiao Qiongzhi: "Zhi'er, look, Wang Chunhua still believed my words, I don't know when, she slipped over." ”

"yes." Xiao Qiongzhi gave her an approving look, turned her head to look at Wang Chunhua, and looked forward to her next performance.

At this time, Wang Chunhua had already run to Bi Li Zhu.

She pushed Bi Li Zhu to the ground, rode to Bi Li Zhu's waist, and bit Bi Li Zhu with her head down towards Bi Li Zhu's neck.

After biting several bites, she still didn't understand her hatred, and began to stretch out her hand and grab, pinch, and slap Bi Lizhu's body for a while.

Liu Wuxiu looked at it and was very anxious for her: "Wang Chunhua, that's not how you beat people!" You're going to clench your fists and pound your elbows and knees against her stomach! ”

When Wang Chunhua heard this, she turned her head, looked at Liu Wuxiu with a complicated expression, and didn't say anything.

However, when she faced Bi Li Zhu again, she almost did what Liu Wuxiu said without hesitation.

Liu Wuxiu felt that he had a lot of face, and winked at Xiao Qiongzhi proudly.

Xiao Qiongzhi gave her a knowing smile back.

Zhou Yuandong ignored the movements on their side, turned his head and instructed Zhou Dayong: "Dayong, you write down all the things that Li Xihu said just now on paper, and then let her draw a charge and hand it over to the government together as evidence of her righteous killing of relatives and meritorious service." ”

"Patriarch, don't bother others about this, I can write a lot of words, you let me write it myself." Li Xihu was touched by the eight words "righteous annihilation of relatives, guilt and meritorious service" in Zhou Yuandong's words, and did not wait for Zhou Dayong to answer, and rushed to perform first.

"Okay." Zhou Yuandong felt that Li Xihu's own confession, and when it was handed over to the government for inspection, it was more credible and had no opinion.

Zhou Dayong naturally had no opinion.

He said to Zhou Yuandong: "Since that's the case, then I'll go back and get pen, ink, paper, and inkstone-"

"Don't be so troublesome, my cousin's house has ready-made pen, ink, paper and inkstones. You go to her house and get it, get closer, save time. Li Xihu reminded very intimately.

It's also a living treasure.

Xiao Qiongzhi couldn't help but feel funny in her heart, and deliberately teased her: "You don't look like a scholar at all, can you really write a lot of words?" Aren't you bragging? ”

"Ah, little girl, you actually underestimate me? Let me tell you, not only can I write a lot of words, but I can also write poetry! I think back then, it took me three months to send my husband a love poem every day, and I captured my father-in-law's heart, left my wife and daughter, and flew with me for several years! Li Xihu replied triumphantly.

"Ah, so powerful? Can you improvise a poem now and give me some insight? Xiao Qiongzhi continued to tease.

Li Xihu is quite upright: "Okay, what's the point of making a song?" In one breath, I can write several poems casually, don't believe it, you and everyone listen! ”

"The first song: A lifetime is all about wine, and it's too late to hate for half a lifetime. took off his pants and threw it at the red face, and Zhang Lang frowned bitterly. ”

"The second song: Half of the body is difficult to break people's desires, and the old face is ashamed of spring overnight. There are many women at the head of the bed, and there is no doubt that there is little gentleness under the tent. ”

"The third song: I scolded Zhang Lang to Jinling, and I didn't pity the concubine's fart. Now that the arm is someone else's pillow, can you remember the fart back then? ”

"Good poetry! Good poetry! What a wonderful poem! The language is straightforward, the feelings are sincere, and the adultery is surging, and they should be much more talented than those famous prostitutes in Kyoto, who will definitely not be able to write such creative, characteristic, and amorous poems! Xiao Qiongzhi listened to it slightly, and then "praised" very enthusiastically.

Li Xihu's old face turned red, and he replied shyly: "Little girl, you are really my bosom friend!" My father-in-law has been telling me about famous prostitutes all year round, I am always unconvinced, I also think that I am much more talented than famous prostitutes, obviously I am romantic. ”

"That's it! You really don't have any vision, and you don't deserve you at all, so you just take him off and change it again. Xiao Qiongzhi made a look of righteous indignation.

This Li Xihu can't even hear sarcastic words, it's not ordinary stupid, it's funny.

"My father-in-law is a man in their township, very talented, I am reluctant to divorce him, if he hadn't divorced me a few years ago and returned to his wife and daughter, I would still be a lady." Li Xihu looked back on the past and sighed a little.

Liu Wuxiu listened interestingly, and also came to tease her: "Li Xihu, which township is your husband from?" Why haven't I heard that there is a person surnamed Zhang in the nearby township? ”

"You're lonely! Ten years ago, when he was lifted, he was only 39 years old, and he was not only the only one in Jiaoshan Township in 30 years, but also the youngest person in Jiaoshan Township in 100 years. Li Xihu replied triumphantly.

provoked Liu Wuxiu to roll his eyes: "Oh, it turned out to be him, I know what's going on." ”

"Aunt Liu, tell me what's going on?" Xiao Qiongzhi became interested and hurriedly asked curiously.