Chapter 66: What the hell?

It's a pity that there are more monks and less meat, why do you say that? The entrance to the cave was so crowded that it couldn't be squeezed at all, and the cockscomb snake behind it was still drilling into it.

But the entrance of the cave is like this, the more they squeeze, the more they can't get in, and the people behind them still want to drill in quickly, so the snake body is also arching in.

It's also thanks to the iron heads, they are in the pit, watching from beginning to end, otherwise, if you look at it fiercely, you will definitely think that this is a mutated multi-tailed monster!

In the end, when some of the cockscomb snakes squeezed in, they counted at least, and at least hundreds of them fell outside the hole.

At this moment, another shower of fluorescent rain fell into the pit. In an instant, everyone's whole body was covered with a layer of fluorescent color.

At this time, the iron head looked down at his body, and his whole body was crawling with the kind of bone-eating ants that seemed to be in the mouth of the horse monkey.

At this moment, when he was still stunned, the bone-eating ant queen who was still in his chest also came out of his jacket.

After the bone-eater ant queen came out, a wing fell straight to the shoulder of the iron head, and at the same time, I saw that the bone-eater ant queen's head had a pair of tentacles on her head that were touched.

Strange things were found at this time, the falling bone eaters crawled to the entrance of the cave, and after a while, I looked at the cave entrance, the snake bones, where there was a cockscomb snake.

What's even more strange is that after the bone eaters eliminated the remaining cockscomb snakes, they didn't chase them, and then separated thousands of relatively large bone eater ants, and climbed out of the pit with a team of small bone eaters.

It came and went quickly, and it took about a minute or so to come, and at this time, only everyone and the bone-eating ant queen were left in the pit.

Oh, no, at this time, there are still some slightly larger bone-eater ants around the horse monkeys, Weisheng, and Huiyang.

Looking at the bone-eater ants lying on the shoulders of the iron head, there was another flutter of tentacles, and the bone-eater ants that were left behind crawled towards the three people on the ground.

Needless to say, there are only a dozen horse monkeys and life support, and there are only a dozen crawlers on Huiyang's body, and there is one crawling on Huiyang's body every inch, and with the bites of those bone-eating ants, Huiyang's whole body will be dripping with black water.

No, no, it should be said that it is black blood, um, or to use the old man's often saying, this person is bad pus, well, yes, this sentence is just right for Huiyang, but, I don't know if the thick water flows out, whether the bad water will also flow out, and then Huiyang can be good from now on, this is not easy to say!

With the bite of the bone-eating ants, after a quarter of an hour, Weisheng woke up, and after a few minutes, the horse monkey also woke up again, except for Huiyang, as the black water on his body flowed more and more, the person was also obviously thin, and after half an hour, the black water on his body gradually revealed red, and the bone-eating ants lying on his body left one after another.

But look at those bone-eating ants obviously crawling very, not the kind of slow crawling because of tiredness, how to say, it's like a large plate of braised pork in front of you, and you can only eat one piece, and then you have to stare at the braised pork for a day, if you dare to eat a piece secretly, immediately get rid of the shooting.

Reluctantly, Huiyang at this time is like braised pork to the bone-eating ants!

Looking back, at this time, the iron head was already alive and well, and seeing that the horse monkey and Weisheng were all right, he had already come to the second master's side.

"Second master! Where did you go? I'm so worried about you, you don't say hello loudly, just throw it at me, don't think about Ansheng when you go back, you old man, I'll sue you for my mother! ”

As soon as the second master heard Tietou's words, he immediately stretched out his hand and gave Tietou a blow, and glared at him again and said: "You kid, count your fate, if it weren't for the second master, I would have come to the side earlier, you would still sue your mother, no need to sue, I will go to the Lord of Yama to sue you first!" ”

After listening to the words of the second master, Tietou was immediately stunned, and his heart said, 'This old man is tired and confused, what can he sue me?' ’

The iron head was facing, and then his head was raised, he squinted at the second master, and asked in a buzzing voice: "What do you sue me?" ”

The second master looked at the iron head with a low look, and stretched out his hand to the back of his head and slapped him: "What a horizontal, you rabbit grandson, sue Lord Yama for your unfilial piety!" ”

"What's that? I'm not filial, second master, where do you say I'm unfilial? In fact, the second master's slap was not forced, just like the usual frolic, and the iron head was also happy to match, as the second master's slap fell, his neck shrank, and he asked the second master with a confused face.

At this time, the second master glanced at him, stretched out his hand and raised his forehead: "No queen!" ”

The iron head, who was originally confused, was even more confused when he heard the short two words in the second master's mouth at this time, jumped back violently, and pointed back to his nose: "Don't make trouble, I have no queen?" How old am I, second master, don't you want to arrange an arranged marriage for me! ”

As Iron Head took a step back, the bone-eating ant queen on his shoulder at this time immediately instigated her wings, but she no longer leaned towards the second master, and continued to hover over the top of Iron Head's head.

"Fuck off! You think beautifully, if I can accept an arranged marriage, can I still be a bachelor for the rest of my life? ”

The second master raised his eyes and looked at the bone-eating ant hovering above the iron head, his mouth was deflated, as if he was jealous, and he said impatiently.

Tietou looked stunned, and then showed a hint of heat-resistant inquiry: "Second master, Grandma Nalan in the west of our village is good, isn't it ......?"

I didn't know that Tietou hadn't finished asking this sentence, and then stretched out his hand and slapped Tietou's head: "Fuck off, how old am I, and give me nonsense, you kid has itchy skin!" ”

Although the exchange between Tietou and the second master seems to be beating and scolding, in fact, the voice and movements are not too big. I couldn't hear what they were saying from three meters away.

"Hey, Tietou, Grandma Lan is old, how can he be worthy of our second master!" At this time, the horse monkey who had recovered saw that Tietou was chatting happily with the second master, but because he was a little far away, he could only see their movements, but he couldn't hear what they said, so he came over to hear what they said.

This is called no coincidence is not a book, when the horse monkey came over, the iron head was saying that Grandma Lan in the west of our village was good, and then listened to the words of the second master, the horse monkey thought that the second master was old and a little lonely, but he didn't look down on Grandma Lan, so he immediately came up and interjected.

The second master also lost his bad luck, as soon as he heard the words of the horse monkey, he nodded with satisfaction, originally with a wrinkled face, plus a smile at this time, not to mention, even if it was a flea crawling on his face, he would be caught to death.

But just when the wrinkles on the second master's face were deep, who knew that the horse monkey suddenly changed his voice, and came to the second master's side with a flattering face: "Only the widow Wu of our village can accompany our second master, if it is anything else, I will not be the first to agree!" ”

Iron Head: "What's that?" ”

"Poof!" The second master was smiling and took out his old turtle pot from his waist, took a sip of water, and when he heard the words of the horse monkey, he suddenly sprayed a mouthful of water on his face.

How do you know that when the second master sprayed on the face of the horse monkey, the horse monkey stretched out his hand to wipe the water on his face, raised his head and said to the iron head: "Look at it, I know that the second master likes Widow Wu, I guessed it, but don't be excited, don't worry, this matter is the secret of our third master, and when I get out, this matter will be on me!" After that is done, just cut a piece of ritual for me" (Rite, in the original saying, is the meaning of a piece of pork!) )

"'Smack'! I'll give your grandma a bear! The second master said, raised his hand and gave the horse monkey a slap.

The second master's slap was really loud, the horse monkey's face immediately swollen very high, and the frightened bone-eating ant queen hovering above the iron head trembled violently, and then fell on the head of the iron head, grabbed his hair, and honestly lay on his stomach and did not move.

Of course, at this time, the iron head also felt the reaction of the bone-eating ant queen on his head, and reached out to pull the second master, who was still staring at the horse monkey, and said in a trembling voice: "Second master, you get it away quickly, I look at this thing and am afraid!" ”

"Get it? I can't get it away! After the second master was pulled by the iron head, he turned his head to look at the iron head, and his face, which was still gloomy, was honestly lying on the head of the iron head after seeing the bone-eroding ant, and immediately grinned.

What is this called, turning your face is faster than turning a book, the second master is really perfect for this trick, too, as the saying goes, people become good people, that's right.

But at this time, the iron head couldn't laugh, and stretched out his hand to point to the top of his head: "What? Can't get it? You can't get what you get away! Are you kidding me, second master? ”

As soon as he heard Tietou's words, the second master, who was originally smiling like a flower, sank: "Before I saw you, I asked it to do whatever it wanted, but now, I made a move!" And you kid, don't get cheap and sell well, okay? How many people want to get it, and you still let me get it for you, if I really get it for you, when I die and go down to the underworld, your grandfather won't spare me! ”

The iron head with a confused face looked at the second master in a daze, as if he wanted to see from the second master's face that he was talking nonsense, but he stared at the second master for a while, and the second master still stared at him with a heartbeat on his face at this time.

It may be that it is really useless to be looked at by the iron head, the second master pointed back and said leisurely: "I don't believe you asked him if he wanted it?" ”

Tietou looked at Yiyi in the direction pointed by the second master, but before he could speak, Yiyi hurriedly nodded: "I think, I think about it, but unfortunately I won't be able to take my turn in the next life!" ”

"What? Bragging criticism? Come here, I'll get it on your head!" Tietou thought that a piece was said in order to cooperate with the second master, and then tilted his head and arched in the direction of a piece.

When the senior brother saw Tietou saying this, he stretched out his head and arched to his side, and his face immediately turned green when he was frightened, and his hands quickly waved, and he said nervously while retreating.

"Uncle said it's funny, it's funny, I can't stand it, how can I have such a blessing as you!"

Why is it that all the frightened faces are white? In fact, this bone-eating ant queen is really like what Huiyang said to the horse monkey, the one who touches it will die!

So why is the iron head okay? In fact, this is also the question in Tietou's heart now, so when he retreated in fright, Tietou turned around again and asked angrily.

"Second master, since you got it, why can't you get it now!?"

With Tietou's question, the second master changed his face and sighed deeply: "Actually, it was originally our first thing!" ”

"What? Second master, don't look at my young age, you think I'm so foolish, if it's our family's things, I don't know? ”

The iron head glared in disbelief, as if someone had taken a handful of salt in front of him and told him it was sugar.

But the second master didn't answer Tietou's question, just said leisurely.

"Baby, have you encountered anything special recently? Why don't you understand something yourself? ”

It's okay that the second master didn't ask, but as soon as this question came out, the iron head immediately jumped out with an angry face.

"Does it count if I fell into here? Does it count if I meet a thousand-year-old zombie? I also saw the cockscomb snake counts, and what I can't understand is that you old man didn't ask knowingly. Tietou said with an even more annoyed face, pointing to the top of his head: "What I can't understand the most is this thing, what kind of thing, you get it, you can't get it away, this is not a pit for me!" ……”

As soon as the second master heard the number of Tietou's falls, his face suddenly became embarrassed, and he waved his hand and signaled Tietou to stop talking.

The iron head waved his hand with the second master, and he didn't continue to speak.