Chapter 440: I Come, I See, I Conquer
Liang Yunyun looked Han Yukai up and down, not even between his legs, and after a while, he said puzzledly: "You still have a sincere heart, I don't see it at all, I have touched you with love for three years, how many women have you slept with in the past three years, I don't dislike you for being second-hand, you just steal the fun, which woman in this Hancheng dares to marry you." ”
"Who said no, believe it or not, I'm shouting now, the woman who wants to marry me can line up to France from here."
"Yes, I value your money and your family background, I'm different, I just like to see your cunning and cunning little expression, and the one who was eaten by me, and I can't help it, don't worry, there will be no problem with this plan, I don't see Han Yuyang in any hurry, what are you anxious about."
Han Yuyang, who had just returned home, heard this, and stopped instantly, saying, how can this be damn familiar, as if I have heard it somewhere, when have women in this world been so perverted.
"You...... Why are you so perverted, what kind of thinking is this, in short, I tell you, there is no way to marry me, even if you are pregnant, it is impossible, who knows if this child is mine, I am abusive, but I don't have the idea of being a cuckold. ”
Liang Yunyun smiled, "In this world, Liang Yunyun dares to make me pregnant, and I haven't been born if I don't want to marry me, so I need to tell lies." ”
"And what are you pestering me for?"
As soon as these words came out, Liang Yunyun looked at Han Yukai like an idiot, and Han Yukai also reacted, Nima, this kid is his, what nonsense did he say.
He held his forehead and sighed, feeling that he was decided, and asked with his head drooping: "Which king and eight lambs gave you attention, I want to kill her." ”
Liang Yunyun was interested, and said excitedly: "Thanks to Miss Lin Xia, when I was in the pool before, if she hadn't woken me up, I would still be a little pitiful woman who would only be by your side and clean up those women who were entangled, since she scolded me, I have understood that if you want to get a man you love, especially a big radish like you, it won't work at all with ordinary means." ”
She took out her mobile phone and flipped to the page of Jiang Shanling's comics, pointed to the dialogue on it and said to Han Yukai: "Look, I learned this trick in the comics, and ah, to suppress people with power, vertical and horizontal, all on this, after I finished reading it, I instantly thought of this method and put you in my bowl." ”
"Lin Xia, I'm not done with you!!"
"What are you yelling about, after we get married in the future, remember to thank your future second sister-in-law. She is our matchmaker, the so-called thousands of miles of marriage is a thread, and it is not easy for us to be together. Liang Yunyun touched Han Yukai's cheek soothingly.
"What else are you going to do?" Han Yukai gritted his teeth and asked.
"It's nothing, see the tricks, I've been making up for Lin Xia's cartoons recently, she's really a strange woman, self-esteem and self-love, so that those of us who put ourselves in the dust for love completely understand, how to love a man, I know that you are unbalanced and don't want to get married now, and you feel coerced by me, but in fact, you are not as angry as you imagined."
"Who said that!" Han Yukai was angry, where is Lin Xia's comics, it's poisonous chicken soup at all, what kind of woman is this handed over, it's enough for her to be perverted, and she also handed over a bunch of perverts, the third sister-in-law used to be gentle and lovely, but later she was perverted, Liang Yunyun used to be well-behaved and cute in front of him, but now she is perverted.
In the future, if these three women really become concubines, where will the Han family still have their men's share in speaking.
"I said it."
Liang Yunyun held his face and said: "People like you are too good, you can have whatever you want, you have never encountered ups and downs, you feel that there is no big pursuit in life, it is very boring, it seems that there is nothing to attract your attention, so you are silent in looking for excitement, in order to relieve the confusion in your heart, now is not just right, I can study seriously and help you find the true meaning of life." ”
She opened her hands and smiled as holy as the Virgin Mary, "Come, come into my arms, I will spend the rest of my life to make you realize that there are many things in this world that you need to spend your whole life pursuing." ”
Han Yukai tugged at the corners of his mouth and said with difficulty: "For example? ”
Liang Yunyun smiled, "For example, for example, what do you need to think of to get rid of my entanglement for the rest of your life." ”
Han Yukai: ......
Han Yukai felt that this world was too crazy, the craziest thing was of course a woman, and when he saw Han Yuyang in the garden who was silently admiring the sunset, he walked over without saying a word, held Han Yuyang's hand, and said sincerely: "Second brother, I found that the most right thing you have done in your life is to break up with Lin Xia, fortunately." ”
Han Yuyang frowned, and shook off Han Yukai's hand in disgust, "What do you mean?" ”
Han Yukai swallowed his saliva, and said with palpitations: "If you really marry Lin Xia to the family, where will the men of our family have a way to live in the future, this is simply a woman's world, think about it, three women in one play, three perverted women who can brainwash people, what kind of terrible life it will be." ”
Han Yuyang, who accidentally heard the corner of the wall, was speechless, Lin Xia was definitely the one he had ever seen, the most powerful brainwashing person, Liang Yunyun, the kind of woman who was a bird in front of men, also became a cannibal flower one day, how dreamy.
However, he would not be tricked, so he stared at Han Yukai with contempt, "That's if you can't do it, you can't handle Liang Yunyun." ”
Han Yukai jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on at the moment, "It's as if you've already dealt with Lin Xia, it's all broken up and you're worried all day long, people took away a billion and you didn't do anything, what about your anger, what about your momentum." ”
Han Yuyang's eyes instantly turned cold, he hated being poked in the foot, and Lin Xia had poked him many times.
He looked at Han Yukai's eyes with more meaning, and said in a deep voice: "It seems that the wedding date needs to be advanced, I have already passed the anger with the eldest brother, and the eldest brother will quickly deal with the matter at hand and rush back, so you can wait to get married with peace of mind." ”
"What to marry, who said I was going to get married, Han Yuyang, you are still not my second brother, if you are like this again, believe it or not, I will break off my friendship with you."
Regardless of Han Yukai's jumping up and down, Han Yuyang didn't give him half of the extra looks, he walked up to the second floor, took out Fianna's mobile phone and looked through the WeChat circle of friends, Lin Xia updated another photo today.
It was a picture of her catching fish in a small river, with three small radish heads by her side, they were all smiling very happily, Lin Xia was holding a fresh fish in her hand, her smile was as bright as ever, and she remarked a paragraph as usual: I come, I see, I conquer!