"Hehe... Hahaha... Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......"

Yang San and Zhang Wei glanced at each other strangely, today Guan Gu didn't know what was going on, holding the computer and laughing all the time!

Fortunately, Yang San's afterglow can see that there is no video on the computer, otherwise Yang San would have thought that Guan Gu was watching a cross talk episode!

"You've been giggling at the computer for a long time, what's so fun?" Zhang Wei couldn't help but ask curiously!

Guan Gu quickly replied: "I'm chatting!" At the same time, my fingers are tapping on the keyboard without stopping!

"You're not going to be an online dating, are you?" Zhang Wei said teasingly!

Yang San said with a smile: "Guan Gujun, online dating is not recommended, it hurts your heart and hurts your body and money!" ”

Guan Gu suddenly asked curiously: "I can understand the sadness, what does it mean to hurt the body and hurt the money?" ”

"Literally, you can search on the Internet, how many girls meet netizens after online dating, and then lose their bodies, and if you accidentally win the bid, it will hurt your body and money!" Yang San explained kindly!

Guan Gu said disapprerovingly: "You also said that you are a girl, I am a man, don't be afraid!" At the same time, I thought to myself: Lost? Great(Japanese)!

Looking at Guan Gu's excited expression, Yang San smiled even more happily, and said faintly: "How do you know that the person who meets you must be a woman!" ”

Guan Gu was stunned for a moment, isn't it a woman? A picture suddenly appeared in Guan Gu's mind: he ran out of the room in embarrassment, and then the little lady dragged him back casually...

This "beautiful" picture made Guan Gu couldn't help shaking, and quickly shook his head and pretended not to care: "I just think it's interesting to chat with her!" ”

"He? Male or female? Zhang Wei asked curiously!

"Female!" Guan Gu said firmly, yes, it must be a woman!

Zhang Wei said in disbelief: "How do you know, you have passed the video?" ”

"No, I..."Sekiya snickered, "You can feel it between the lines!" ”

Zhang Wei hurriedly said: "Don't be fooled by the surface, I've seen it with my own eyes, when Ziqiao chats, he can act like a divorced person between the lines... Amorous young wife! ”

"This is normal, Ziqiao is specifically doing this!" Yang San said casually: "Guan Gu, it's not that I want to hit you, it's just that how big I hope is, how cruel the reality is!" ”

Guan Gu said angrily: "I'm a primary school teacher, a Chinese teacher!" ”

Zhang Wei couldn't help but think about it, and said very disgustingly: "My primary school Chinese teacher is a man, and he is a big man with chest hair!" ”

Yang San looked at Zhang Wei curiously, how did he know this? Could it be that the teacher is still shirtless in class?

Guan Gu looked at Yang San helplessly, signaling that it was your turn, why didn't you say it this time?

Yang San hurriedly raised his hands and said innocently: "My elementary school Chinese teacher is a woman..."

Guan Gu smiled a little and said, "Her name is Xiaoman, and she is indeed a woman..."

"It's just an old woman in her 60s!" Yang San added casually!

The smile on Guan Gu's face froze, and he turned his head to look at Yang San, who hurriedly said, "I'm not talking about your Xiaoman, I'm talking about my elementary school Chinese teacher!" ”

Guan Gu's face suddenly darkened, and Zhang Wei hurriedly comforted: "Don't get excited, online chat is very dangerous, don't move your true feelings!" ”

"Why do you see the world so dark?" Guan Gu said excitedly!

Zhang Wei spread his hands and said loudly: "What I said is all common sense, it is not my fault to be born in this world full of thunder and lightning!" ”

Guan Gu once again emphasized: "We are just chatting, not online dating..."

At this moment, a "ding dong" sounded, and Guan Gu was stunned for a moment!

"Ah~ Oh, something happened, she said she just broke up with her boyfriend and felt very lonely!" Zhang Wei read as I expected!

"Break up?" Sekiya was stunned and said, "Great, (Japanese)!" Suddenly, I jumped up excitedly, put the computer down and rushed into the room!

Zhang Wei said disdainfully: "I still said that there is no online dating!" ”

Yang San said with a smile: "Little young, there is always a time when a girl is pregnant with spring!" ”

Girlish? Huaichun? Zhang Wei looked at Yang San in surprise, is there something wrong with this?

"Ding Dong!"

Zhang Wei looked at it and shouted loudly into the room, "She said she wanted to meet you alone..."

Suddenly, Guan Gu came out with a bunch of strange clothes and asked happily, "How about me wearing this dress?" ”

Zhang Wei was suddenly taken aback, and said angrily: "She didn't say it was today!" ”

However, apparently, Guan Gu, who was in the middle of puberty, did not hear Zhang Wei's words, and said to himself: "Should I bring something else?" ”

Yang San suddenly smiled and said, "Do you want to bring a condom?" I can borrow... No, I haven't used this, I can't borrow it, you can buy one yourself! ”

"Makes sense, in case he's a man with a lot of chest hair..."Zhang Wei nodded approvingly, but why are you so obsessed with chest hair?

“Shutup！” Guan Gu, who was still a little moved, instantly said angrily!

Zhang Wei froze suddenly, and quickly changed the topic: "Okay, okay, let me see, your elementary school Chinese teacher should also be quite conservative, and her messages to you end with such a smile, how can anyone use such an ancient smiley face now, right!" ”

Seeing that Guan Gu was very careful in choosing such and such "arms", Zhang Wei smiled playfully: "Guan Gu, you don't want to, you are so handsome, are you afraid of dying in the light?" ”

"Death in the light? What is it? Guan Gu suddenly asked curiously!

Zhang Wei thought about it for a while and said: "It's just that there are obvious physiological defects, and you can't usually see your face in online chat, as long as you meet, you can finish the game directly, you, don't worry about it at all!" ”

Yang San added: "In fact, in addition to dying at the light, there are many other ways to die, but there are generally two more common ones: death on the phone and death on the phone!" ”

"What is this?"

"Telephone death refers to the death caused by frequent telephone contact before meeting or after meeting. And getting along with each other means that if the first impression is OK after meeting, it is very likely that you will start to get along, but after getting along for a while, you will feel that 'seeing each other is not as good as missing', why does the other party have so many such and such shortcomings, of course, it is not such a problem on the Internet! Yang San said with a smile!

“…”

Guan Gu said nervously: "But my heart is pounding, like there is... Little dinosaurs are rambling! ”

Yang San said speechlessly: "Guan Gu, the little dinosaur in your heart won't knock you stupid, right?" ”

"Please, you're online dating, not puppy love!" Zhang Wei also said with contempt!

Guan Gu suddenly smiled dryly: "I also want to fall in love early, but it's too late!" ”