Chapter 153: "Homemade" Chocolate (Part I)
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Yu Mo suddenly asked, "San'er, do you know how to make chocolate?"
Yang San replied casually, "Of course it will, what's wrong?" Do you want to eat? What kind of stuffing do you like? I'll make you some!"
"Not really!" Yu Mo happily held Yang San's hand and said, "It's Yifei, she wants to make chocolates for Shen Gongzi herself, but she has tried many times and still hasn't succeeded, seeing that Valentine's Day is coming, so..."
Yang San looked at Yu Mo and said in surprise, "You don't want me to teach her how to make chocolate, do you?"
Yu Mo nodded embarrassedly and said, "That's right!"
Yang San couldn't help but think of the process of Yifei looking for Guan Gu to learn Japanese cuisine not long ago: a set of cumbersome procedures made Yifei a big one, and finally let Guan Gu make a Japanese meal by himself, and then told Shen Linfeng that he made it himself, Shen Linfeng, who was so immortal, had a very mouthful of it, and he could pick out the bones of Guan Gu's cooking, and then Guan Gu invited him to eat a meal of raw eggs!
Replace Guan Gu with herself, and Yifei take the "love" chocolate she made to give to Shen Gongzi to eat? Thinking about Yang San, he was covered in hair!
Yang San trembled and said, "Yumo, can you imagine the scene where Yifei took the chocolate I made and gave it to Shen Gongzi?" ”
"You did it?" Yu Mo was stunned when he heard this, tilted his head and imagined: Yifei happily packaged what Yang San made chocolate, and gave it to Shen Gongzi with a smile, and then Shen Gongzi was flattered and accepted it, and said excitedly after tasting it: "Honey, thank you, I have tasted a strong affection from it...
"Yifei shouldn't be..."Yu Mo said that he didn't believe it anymore, Yifei had a criminal record, and he couldn't help but say furiously, "San'er, is it too late for me to reject Yifei now?"
At this time, Yifei rushed in happily, pulled Yang San and left, shouting as he pulled, "Yumo, borrow San'er, I'll pay you back when I'm done!"
Yang San was stunned by the wind and fire Yifei, and when he came back to his senses, he was already in 3601, and he wanted to cry and look at the excited Yifei without tears!
"San'er, look, cocoa beans, almonds, creamer, jam, and pot are all ready, it's up to you, speak!"
"Speak? Should I have a kick-off meeting first?" Yang San said sullenly, "Go, my warriors, don't care about your corpses, anyway, in the end, you won't be able to recognize you?"
At this time, Wan Yu shouted, "Wow, this is cocoa beans, it's so fragrant!" After saying that, he picked up the plate and smelled it!
"Don't move!" Yifei suddenly shouted excitedly, "This is a very pure thing, and all those who come into contact with my chocolate-making process need to be sterilized!"
Looking at Yifei's righteous words while playing with cocoa beans, Wan Yu suddenly asked, "Feifei, did you wash your hands when you came out of the toilet just now?"
"Huh?" Yang San suddenly rushed to the edge of the sink and carefully washed the place that had been touched by Yifei just now!
"Yo, what smells so good!" Teacher Zeng walked in with a briefcase. Said happily!
Yifei said excitedly, "I'm making explosives, I'll blow you up when it's done!"
Who knows, Mr. Zeng suddenly took out a bottle of fire extinguisher from his bag!
Yifei exclaimed in surprise, "Yo, you're really afraid of death!"
Teacher Zeng smiled, "What, this is for promotion, have you watched the news recently?" According to an authoritative survey by the American Academy of Social Sciences, among all festivals, the highest probability of fire is: Valentine's Day!
Yifei said while grinding the cocoa beans, "How fresh, why have I never heard of it!"
Wan Yu also said suspiciously, "Yes, if you don't set off firecrackers on Valentine's Day, you don't burn paper money, how can it be so easy to catch fire!"
Teacher Zeng took a few more newspapers and raised his head, "I have a few reports here, look, on Valentine's Day last year, there was a couple who lit more than 100 candles at home, and the windows in the knot were not closed properly, and a gust of wind blew... Guess what happened?"
Wan Yu said solemnly, "Ten branches have been destroyed, how many will be left the next day?"
"Zero!" Yang San finally washed his hands and replied casually, "Of course you have to re-light it if it is extinguished, otherwise it will ruin the atmosphere more!"
"Mm-hmm, that makes sense!" ×3
"Huh? Not true!" Teacher Zeng shook his head and said, "I'm talking about reporting, not brain teasers!"
"A gust of wind blew, the candles blew over, lit the curtains, and caused a fire!"
"Oh my God, that must be exciting!" Wan Yu exclaimed excitedly, and only changed her words after realizing that something was wrong, "That must be terrible!"
Yang San said solemnly, "Wanyu, your thinking is not right!"
"Oh!" Wan Yu replied embarrassedly!
"We should not be afraid of power, how can we change our words casually, I also find it very exciting!"
Wan Yu suddenly said happily, "Mmmm, I understand, San'er!"
Yifei looked at the two second-hand goods dumbfounded, and Teacher Zeng continued, "The worse is still to come, the fire is uncontrollable, the man left his girlfriend, jumped from the window, and fell into meat sauce, Biu!"
Yifei and Wanyu suddenly glanced at Teacher Zeng!
Teacher Zeng ignored it and said, "Oh no, if that couple could have prepared a fire extinguisher at home, all this would not have happened!"
Yifei said without hesitation, "It doesn't matter if it happens, you can see the essence of a person at a critical moment!"
Wan Yu also nodded in agreement, and asked curiously, "San'er, if it were you, what would you do?"
Yang San looked at the things in the kitchen and replied casually, "What to do?" Jumping off a building? I'll put out this little fire with a slap!"
Wan Yu and Yifei only then remembered that the second goods in front of them were still masters!
Yang San looked up and saw that Mr. Zeng was holding a bottle of fire extinguisher, and he really admired Mr. Zeng in his heart, how could he be so cheap with a bottle of fire extinguisher!
Yang San asked curiously, "Teacher Zeng, why are you so cheap... No, why are you holding a fire extinguisher?"
Although Yang San changed his words quickly, several people clearly heard Yang San's words, and Wan Yu and Yifei immediately burst out laughing!
Teacher Zeng squinted at Yang San with his eyes on the two dead fishes, and kept saying in his heart: You can't beat him, you can't beat him...
Wan Yu kindly diverted the topic and asked, "Teacher Zeng, why did you change to salesmanship?"
Teacher Zeng said angrily, "What kind of sales, this is a task assigned by the neighborhood committee, I was born as the vice chairman of the neighborhood committee, of course I have to lead by example!"
Yifei teased, "Lead by example? You'd rather set yourself on fire first, and I'll see if I can save you in three seconds!"
Yang San patted Teacher Zeng on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, Teacher Zeng, I will help you record a video on the side, and then upload it to Youtube, you will definitely be a popular boy!"
Yifei smiled, "It's right that the boy chicken is here, but it's definitely not red, but burnt!" Take a hundred plating and read the latest chapter of "Starting from the Love Apartment and Crossing the Claw Book House" for free for the first time.