Chapter 139: Wen Dou

"At this time, I still sell Guanzi, and I will be fined three glasses of wine!"

As soon as the three of them saw Huang Zhengyuan's hateful appearance, they immediately rushed up, King Yu and Xu Rui tied his hands and feet, and King Su raised his wine glass and forcibly poured him three glasses.

Huang Zhengyuan choked, coughed and begged for mercy, and the three of them let him go and waited for his next step.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Huang Zhengyuan finally took a breath and said indignantly: "The three of you are really busy, don't you know that Changxing City is going crazy these days?" ”

"Crazy?"

The three of them looked at each other, even more confused.

Huang Zhengyuan rolled his eyes and said: "Bai Xiaohan, the number one prostitute in the world, came to Changxing City, and it was rumored a few months ago, don't you know?" ”

The three of them shook their heads weakly, they had been very busy for the affairs of Tianbao Pavilion in the past few days, how could they know such a romantic matter?

King Su shook his head and said: "It's just a woman who is as good as she can do, and she still talks about it, when is the first in the world so worthless?" ”

King Yu also shook his head with a wry smile: "Shaojin, you are all good, but you are really lustful, no one is perfect." ”

Hearing that King Yu actually taught him a serious lesson, Huang Zhengyuan pursed his lips and said angrily: "You are so righteous and awe-inspiring, why do you look outside?" ”

"Is there one?"

Xu Rui looked out of the private room with his head probed, and asked casually, King Yu and King Su also stretched their necks, but their heads shook like rattles.

"Shameless ......"

Huang Zhengyuan sighed with emotion, and said: "This Bai Xiaohan is not a woman who can be a husband, but a living legend, she was originally the princess of Xiliang, and her father is the famous King Liuxiang." ”

"King Liuxiang, is the prince of Xiliang who rebelled and was beheaded all over the house?"

Yuwang seemed to think of something and asked in surprise.

Huang Zhengyuan nodded: "Exactly, Bai Xiaohan should have been beheaded together, but she was born extremely beautiful, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and Emperor Xiliang threw her into the Jiaofang Division in order to humiliate King Liuxiang, and made her do the cheapest thing in the world."

But she was so charming that she conquered the Emperor of Xiliang, not only saved her chastity and life, but also allowed her to make three chapters of the law. ”

"Oh, that's a strange thing, tell me what three chapters are about?"

Xu Rui asked curiously.

Huang Zhengyuan said with a smile: "First, she doesn't stay in a fixed building, but travels all over the world, and she doesn't go into brothels everywhere, and chooses the most famous restaurant to stay."

Second, she is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, especially in poetry, so if you want to meet her, you have to pass the exam first.

Thirdly, she sees only one person everywhere she goes, and if that person can surpass her in poetry, he can kiss Fang Ze and take away her first redness. ”

"Is there such a prostitute in the world?"

King Su was stunned.

Xu Rui frowned and said: "This rule has not changed, that is to say, no one has been able to take away her first redness, has no one been able to beat her in poetry until now?" ”

Huang Zhengyuan nodded.

King Yu exclaimed: "Isn't this more difficult than taking the top prize?" How powerful is this woman? ”

Huang Zhengyuan smiled bitterly: "Who said it wasn't? Bai Xiaohan is famous, and when he heard that this covenant had just come out, Xiliang was shocked, and immediately went to the two champions, seven leaders, and finally all of them returned, not to mention beating her, but not even one of them passed the test.

This matter has been rumored to be a joke, and countries have ridiculed Xiliang for not attaching importance to learning, and the champions are just indiscriminate people. ”

Xu Rui nodded: "So Brother Huang learned that this woman was coming, so he deliberately set a small gathering place for us here, wanting to stand out for my northern students?" ”

"Brother Xu, who knows me."

Huang Zhengyuan nodded with a smile, and said conceitedly: "Xiliang is in a corner of peace, and the so-called champions are just some crooked melons and cracked dates, how can they be compared with the authentic sect of my northern country?" Today, I want them to see the strengths and weaknesses of my northern students! ”

This pun immediately amused the three of them.

Putting aside the so-called justification of the name of the students in the northern country, this world's No. 1 prostitute is too gimmicky, and this name alone is very tempting, not to mention the legendary story behind her.

The four people here are either noble, or rich and rich, or full of bad water, they are all the best among people, and they are just at the age of spring heart, how can they let go of this opportunity to hunt for curiosity?

The four of them immediately didn't drink wine or eat food, and waited for this show to start.

I don't know how long it took, there was another cheer outside the door, and Huang Zhengyuan suddenly said with a solemn face: "The test seems to have begun." ”

With that, he got up and pushed open the door of the private room.

Wentian Pavilion is a circular design, a total of four floors, except for the hall on the first floor, each floor is like a ring, a private room end to end in a slip, there is a corridor outside the private room, a little head can see the stage in the center of the first floor.

When Huang Zhengyuan pushed open the door, the four young people were surprised to find that almost every private room had its door open, and the corridor outside was already full of people.

Fortunately, the personal guards of the two princes were guarding the door, automatically cutting off a passage, otherwise they would not be able to see anything from the private room except for the crowded heads.

"It seems that this white girl's appeal is really extraordinary."

Xu Rui sighed with emotion, and heard someone shouting loudly on the stage on the first floor.

"Today's test is a pair, everyone present can participate, the final winner is qualified to be alone with my young lady, then the young lady will meet friends with the text, if you can beat her half a chip above the poem, you can hold the beauty!"

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of cheers.

However, Huang Zhengyuan's face changed slightly, and he said in a deep voice: "Compared with poetry, although the pair is a small way, it can test the on-the-spot strain more, not to mention that if she is an absolute through the ages and no one can pick it up, then I am afraid that my northern students will be embarrassed." ”

"Don't worry, with Brother Huang, you are the champion, and the little pair will definitely be fine."

Xu Rui thinks that he has no attainments in literature, and he doesn't want to stand out for the students of the north for some reason.

Huang Zhengyuan barely squeezed out a smile, but his face did not change, as if he was under a lot of pressure.

At this moment, someone on the stage on the first floor shouted: "The first question from my young lady is: The water duck upstairs has a flat beak and short feet; The turtle on the top of the head, the long shell is hard and short. ”

In the same place, the Wentian Pavilion suddenly exploded with a "boom", and the faces of the four people in the room became very ugly.

"Too much deception!"

King Yu gritted his teeth and whispered.

Huang Zhengyuan sneered: "Comparing the men who are talking in the Heavenly Pavilion to water ducks quacking, saying that those scholars who hook their heads and look down are turtles with their necks stretched and looking down, this white girl is really pretentious." ”

"Brother Huang has a solution?"

Xu Rui asked.

Huang Zhengyuan muttered: "It's not difficult to fight against words, but the focus of this pair is to be sarcastic in response to the situation, let me think about it." ”

Even Huang Zhengyuan, the champion of the Yuanlang, couldn't immediately make the next couplet, and Yuwang and the others had no idea, they didn't expect the first question to be so difficult, and the faces of several people became more and more ugly.

And the originally lively Wentian Pavilion was instantly quiet, and the scene became a little subtle for a while.

"But who can match it?"

The people on the stage shouted three times, each of which was like a slap in the face of the northerners.

The scene became more and more embarrassing, but just when the man was about to announce the first question, Huang Zhengyuan finally slapped his head and suddenly got up: "There is!" The bottom of the pond is reeded, top-heavy and shallow; Bamboo shoots in the center of the earth, with a thick skin at the tip of the mouth and a hollow belly"

This is to sarcastically ridicule Bai Xiaohan has no foundation in the northern country, and his sharp teeth and mouth are sarcastic to everyone, but in fact, he is strong on the outside and dry in the middle, and his stomach is empty.

The whole sentence is neat and neat, not only in response to the situation, but also-for-tat, without falling behind, especially when it comes to the empty belly of a woman, which naturally attracts a lot of men to think about it, and they all show ambiguous smiles.

"Good!"

The three of Yuwang gave him a thumbs up at the same time, Huang Zhengyuan smiled at the corner of his mouth, and spread the folding fan in his hand, pretending to be a fairy with a light breeze, so he didn't stink.

However, before he could be proud for a moment, he heard the person on the first floor shouting: "The first question has passed, and the second question of my young lady's question is: Xiao Hanlin, wearing winter clothes, holding a summer fan, have you ever read a spring and autumn period?" ”

As soon as the topic came out, the people outside the private room suddenly looked at Huang Zhengyuan with an "uproar".

Huang Zhengyuan's face was flushed, and he gritted his teeth in anger.

It turned out that Huang Zhengyuan deliberately wore a wide and wide school robe for the sake of formality today, which looked like a winter coat.

And as a Hanlin, he is holding a folding fan, obviously that Miss Bai knew that there was a person like him, and this pair was specially satirized by him.

King Yu frowned, shook his head and said, "It seems that this Miss Bai has done her homework, and she is not good." ”