Chapter 246: Pretending to be crazy and stupid to save your life
"Shh Feng Yunyun put a finger to his lips in a dazzle, and his eyes looked intently towards a certain place.
Cai Wei didn't know what was going on, but seeing her so serious couldn't help but make the atmosphere tense.
"Come and see, is that a pigeon?" Feng Yuntong's voice was very low, and even his voice was controlled very lightly, for fear of alarming the prey in his eyes.
Cai Wei's eyes followed the place she pointed, and sure enough, she saw a pigeon not far away chattering on the grain on the ground.
"Your Majesty, it is indeed a dove." But you don't have to be so nervous.
"I'll tell you, that's it for our dinner tonight!" Feng Yuntong raised his brows excitedly, and his eyes emitted a spiritual light.
Since Badi didn't want to find a way to add food to them, he had to use his little brain to use local materials.
"But this pigeon does not look like a wild pigeon, and if someone else's pigeon is eaten by us, it will not be a disaster...... Hey, Your Majesty, wait for me. ”
Before Cai Wei's blessing was finished, she saw Feng Yun drooling and running towards the pigeon desperately.
Seeing her like this, I am afraid that she has not eaten meat in 800 years, and when she sees a pigeon, she can no longer walk.
"Your Majesty, we can't eat, you listen to me......" Cai Wei hurriedly followed in a hurry, for fear that something would go wrong.
When she hurried to catch up, she saw Feng Yuntong already squatting on the ground, holding the pigeon in the palm of her hand with a gentle movement.
"Cai Wei, look at this pigeon, but he is not defensive against people, and he seems to be quite stupid." She was holding the pigeon when she saw what appeared to be a letter on its leg.
"Your Majesty, it has an owner, and we can't eat it." Cai Wei had already seen the letterbox with sharp eyes, and at this glance, she knew that there must be an owner.
As a result, before she finished her words, Feng Yuntong directly disassembled the letter on the pigeon's leg. I saw that it was empty, and there was no note.
"I think this pigeon is too lazy, he knows how to eat all day long, and he doesn't know how to work to be fair, even if he is caught and eaten by us now, he deserves it."
Feng Yuntong held the pigeon in his hand and counted it in a good way, which was simply in a hurry.
"Your Majesty, let's release it quickly, no matter who raises it, we can't touch these things now." Cai Wei's repeated instructions were also worried that she would invite disaster.
As a result, Feng Yunyu did not hurry to find a leaf from this branch, and seriously used his fingernails to draw a few marks on it.
Seeing her attentive appearance, Cai Wei couldn't help but wonder what was going on. As a result, when she leaned her head up, she saw that Feng Yuntong was writing on the leaves with her fingernails.
Rong Shaoqing...... Are you a pig? ”
Cai Wei read out a line of words on the leaves, and then realized that Feng Yuntong was talking about no one else but Rong Shaoqing.
"I was depressed, so I took a pigeon to make fun of me. Anyway, people here don't know who I'm talking about. ”
These days, Feng Yuntong was still thinking about Rong Shaoqing's betrayal of himself. It's not impossible to say that it's impossible to break up, why did you split Feng Yunyi, it's just that your vision is too bad.
"Your Majesty, what if this dove flies into the hands of the messenger?" Cai Wei's brows gradually furrowed, and she felt more and more that this matter was not appropriate, but no matter how hard she tried to persuade her, she couldn't shake Feng Yuntong's mind.
"What are you afraid of, even if it is really received by the messenger, and she doesn't know who wrote this letter, can she still theorize on my head?"
Feng Yuntong's words were reasonable and well-founded, which made it difficult for Cai Wei to refute, and before the two of them could think about it for a while, Cai Wei thought that she was willing to bow down.
"Little pigeon, you have a big life today, so I will let you go. Go to your master and stop being a lazy pigeon. ”
Feng Yuntong stuffed the written leaves into the carrier pigeon's letterbox and patted her buttocks, and the pigeon took off very reluctantly.
Seeing that today's dinner was flying farther and farther, and it was about to disappear, Feng Yuntong sighed with emotion.
"It's a good meal of roasted pigeons, but it turns out to fly like this, I'm really a living bodhisattva." The so-called case of the duck flying to the mouth again is probably nothing more than that.
"What roast pigeon, why did it fly?" At this time, behind the two of them, a voice sounded in which Badi listened.
His appearance made Feng Yuntong, who was sighing at the wind and snow, instantly shut up. Even Cai Wei's eyes were quite empty.
"You're just in time, I'm worried about the two springs reflecting the moon, and the lyrics here are really hard to sing."
Feng Yuntong quickly confused the incident with only three or two words, and Ba Di didn't have any doubts on his face, but felt justified.
"I really wanted to talk to you about this couple and me, but I didn't expect you to be diligent and study it yourself." He led Feng Yuntong to the stone bench not far away, as if he wanted to sit down and talk slowly.
Just mentioning the two-person dance, Feng Yuntong couldn't wait to slap a brick on his skull. What kind of wind did she smoke to be able to agree to this?
"Tell me, I'll listen." Now that Feng Yuntong is reluctant in his heart, he still has to pretend to be fake and generous, and he also talks about this matter with Ba Di with kind eyebrows.
As a result, Badi listened but sat on the stone bench unhurriedly, and then instructed the palace maids to serve the food first and then talk slowly.
Hearing the words dinner, Feng Yuntong was almost so excited that her saliva flowed, and she almost didn't shed tears.
In a moment, a sumptuous dinner was set in front of him. I saw that the flesh was shiny, and it was still sizzling and emitting heat. The bright fruit is clear and shiny, and the wine in the glass exudes a crisp aroma of rice.
Feng Yunyun has been so hungry since he came from the crossing, it can be called his chest against his back, and his heart hurts.
"If Zolo hadn't reminded me, I'm afraid I would have forgotten about it again. You didn't care about eating in the Lotus Hall just now, so I'm afraid you're already hungry now. ”
Feng Yuntong heard this Ba Di and had to continue to talk, but her stomach couldn't wait for a long time.
"As for the duo dance, there is no hurry, except for today, there is a whole week, I believe that according to your and my strength, this matter is not a problem. Tonight, you'll have your fill of your stomach with a feast. ”
After Ba Di finally said this, Feng Yuntong couldn't help it at all, and she was almost hungry and grabbed food with her hands.
"Then you can wrap the dancing on me, keep it to open the eyes of those people today." Feng Yuntong said excitedly while holding the meat.
Badi was completely relieved to hear that she was still as easily satisfied as usual.
Originally, I thought that this woman should be angry at her scheming, but I didn't expect her attitude to be indifferent, and even pretended not to understand.
"I just remembered that there are still some things that have not been dealt with, and I can't accompany you for the time being. Miss Caiwei, please take care of Your Majesty for me. Seeing that the sky was getting darker and darker, Badi remembered that Guiyang was still looking for him to do something.
Originally, he was still worried that Feng Yuntong would express his indignation at being used, so he came over to comfort her. As a result, I didn't expect that the other party's psychology was too strong.
"If you're in a hurry, you don't have to stay here and take care of me. Anyway, with this table of food, I will die without regrets. Directly Feng Yuntong is holding a chicken leg in her left hand and a glass of juice in her right hand, and this moment is her most wonderful moment of life.
"Second Highness, don't worry, it's my duty to take care of Your Majesty, and I will definitely take good care of her." At this moment, the best friends are generally not, and the man quickly disappeared in front of his eyes, and stopped wandering in front of them as soon as possible.
After this good greeting, Badi listened to it and pretended to be reluctant to leave, which was too fake.
"Don't look at Caiwei, eat with me. Otherwise, this table full of good fish and meat will all be wasted, don't be polite to me. Feng Yunyun's eyes seemed to be unable to hold anything other than this table full of dishes.
Cai Wei originally wanted to have a serious chat with her, but Feng Yuntong ate so much that she lost any thoughts in an instant.
"Goo-goo."
At this fatal critical moment, Cai Wei's stomach screamed loudly, which was tantamount to revealing a signal of hunger to the enemy.
"You've been worrying a lot about me these days, and now you don't have to worry about the so-called master-servant etiquette. If you don't cook with me, you're out of sight with me. Feng Yuntong also took the opportunity to teach her seriously.
Cai Wei saw the table full of delicacies and kind eyes, and her eyes instantly became hot, and she almost fell into tears.
"Your Majesty, I didn't expect you to forget me at such a moment. Even if I work as a cow and a horse for you all my life, it will be worth it. She wiped her tears and sat side by side with Feng Yuntong, and the two of them ate happily.
I saw that the night was getting darker and darker, and a round of golden moon was hanging in the sky like a jade jade plate, and in Fengming's domestic imperial study, there were two people scolding.
"Xiao Ling, your hands and feet are inevitably too slow, even if you crawl on the ground with a rag in your turtle's mouth, it is faster than you wipe." I only heard Feng Yunyi scolding and scolding from his mouth, and his eyes were still condescending to look at the person who was kneeling on the ground not far away.
Since dinner in the afternoon, the two of them reluctantly went to the imperial study to tidy up, which was already night, and the imperial study of Nuoda had not yet been tidied up halfway.
"If it is at your speed, I'm afraid that Shaoqing will be sad for me again when he comes early tomorrow morning, can you slow down faster."
Listening to these cynicisms in his ears, Xiao Ling wiped the sweat on his forehead with his sleeve, only to see that the sweat had already wet most of his sleeves, and Feng Yunyi only knew that he was sitting on a chair as a commanding general, and he didn't even move half a point on his buttocks.
"Princess, this imperial study is really a bit ......" Xiao Ling didn't finish speaking, and his eyes caught a glimpse of a carrier pigeon flying outside the window.