087. You've got a bag in your head
North Restaurant
Yu Shuangxia had a bowl of chicken noodles in front of her, holding a pair of chopsticks in her hand, but her attention was completely on Ye Xin opposite, "Hey, hey, this is a public place, can you stop smirking at your phone, I'm ashamed of you." ”
"Okay, I got it." Ye Xin reluctantly put away the phone, and then held his face with both hands, his eyes were very complicated, weirder than Mona Lisa's smile. The corners of Yu Shuangxia's mouth twitched, and she couldn't wait to take a hammer to knock her unconscious, she put down her chopsticks and began to educate Ye Xin seriously:
"Xin Xin, I know that girls in love don't have high IQs, although your IQ is not good, but now I send you to the mentally handicapped children's center, I don't feel any sense of disobedience. And I don't want to eat dog food right now, so don't mess with me. ”
Ye Xin: "......"
Ye Xin pursed his lips and used chopsticks to mix up the bowl of noodles in front of him.
Yu Shuangxia saw her slightly aggrieved expression, and sighed helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'm not guilty of me, your mouth is about to pout to the sky." ”
"It's not because of you. Mr. Sleeping Bag messaged me just now, and I think he probably doesn't really want to talk to me. ”
"Huh? What did he send you? ”
"He sent me a word, 'OK.'"
"......" Yu Shuangxia rolled her eyes and roared in a low voice: "Sister, just one word, how can you tell that he doesn't want to deal with you?" Moreover, what a normal word, and not 'roll'. ”
"Don't curse me! If it's really '', I'll cry." Ye Xin stuffed a mouthful of noodles into his mouth and continued: "He used to send 'good', but just now there was only one word 'good'...... I think he might be annoying me, so he didn't bother to talk to me. ”
Yu Shuangxia: "......"
What do I take to save your IQ :)
"Do you think he's going to be—aw!"
Yu Shuangxia was so angry that he knocked on Ye Xin's head, "Ye Xin! When translating classical Chinese, I didn't see you chewing words like this, and the ancient Chinese teacher was going to cry! Do you have a bag in your head? ”
Ye Xin: "......"
Yu Shuangxia took a deep breath, "I'll tell you with the thinking of a normal person, he doesn't mean to bother you at all, there is no difference between 'good' and 'good'." Just tell me what you just said, but don't say it in front of Senior Jiang Lin. ”
"Why?"
“…… There is no why! It's useless to explain to you based on your IQ, I don't want to be dumped by Senior Jiang Lin, so I do what I say. ”
"Oh." Ye Xin lowered his head and began to eat noodles obediently, no longer touching Yu Shuangxia's tiger buttocks.
"Classmate, is there anyone in this seat?" He Yuanhang also came over with a bowl of noodles to share the table.
"Nope." Yu Shuangxia replied casually, inadvertently glanced up at the person who was asking, and suddenly had an inexplicable sense of familiarity, she stared at him, He Yuanhang also stared at her, and they blurted out almost at the same time:
"He Yuanhang!"
"Yu Shuangxia!"
Ye Xin: "......"
faintly felt that there was some bloody plot, so Ye Yayi secretly opened the notepad and began to collect materials.
He Yuanhang pinched his chin and looked Yu Shuangxia up and down, and sighed: "You were able to be admitted to Hongdae, I really can't imagine that the tomboy who never passed the exam back then could still be admitted to university." ”
"I ...... Why can't you be admitted to Hongdae! I've worked hard in middle and high school, what's wrong? "Really good, I haven't seen her for so many years, as soon as I opened my mouth, Yu Shuangxia couldn't wait to put her half-eaten bowl of chicken noodles on He Yuanhang's head.