I smiled and said, "Uncle, who the emperor likes, I don't have an opinion on which concubine!" ”

"Huh? You turned out to be such a person, villain. You're really going to shoot your uncle's ass. As for the woman that your uncle doesn't love, you don't care? Oops, you're such a sycophant. Ma Guozhen's father and daughter, are you going to pat yourself on the back? ”

I smiled and said, "Whichever side is strong, I will fall to whichever side, I am the grass on the wall." ”

"Aha, it's worthy of Xin Xin Gege, living as a villain. Admire, admire, admire. "An old civil servant behind me gave me a toast, and he drank it first.

I looked at my uncle, the Emperor, who was already smiling at me, and his anger was gone. In this way, I have more than enough self-preservation, and I have not affected Concubine De or my mother's family, so it can be seen that Concubine De is also pleasing to the eye. After all, I'm smart, and if I have a problem, I can solve it by myself, so Concubine De doesn't have to come forward. It can be seen that I am a worry-free person. Concubine De naturally liked me when she saw me.

"Xin Xin Gege, do you know who I am? I'm telling you. My name is Gualga's [celery]. You listened, remembered. I'll go back and trouble you. Hum. I told you to know how good I was with celery. "The official girl who choked with me turned out to be called celery, and she deliberately put on a majestic appearance, and she did look like she was bluffing people for two or three points.

I asked curiously, "Celery, do you have a palace concubine at home?" Your sister or your aunt? ”

When Celery heard this, her anger decreased slightly, and Celery thought about it and shook her head: "No, I have thought about it for all nine clans, no." There are two or three families next door to my house. I don't know if it's a palace maid or a concubine. Oops, don't be spoiled. Blame the pitiful. It's not famous. Even if it is a palace concubine, it is not good to live in the palace. Maybe you're so poor that you can't even open the pot. Look at these concubines tonight, although they are dancing with their teeth and claws, which one is not majestic? After all, he was favored in front of the emperor. Hey, do you have eyes? Don't you see people wearing rare treasures? You should be writing here. You should tell me about your uncle, who actually rewarded these concubines with a lot of precious and exotic clothes inlaid on their clothes! Your uncle was so good to them. It's a real gem. What an opal, an emerald. Red coral, sea pearls, you can have them all. It's a priceless value. These little concubines are rampant here. You see how good I can analyze, my words are reasonable, and only others can believe them. What about you? A sucker! Aha, I'm better than you. ”

I was embarrassed, and I thought to myself, "I can only see rare treasures in my eyes, and I can only afford to see things that are really valuable." Naturally, I can't look at ordinary jewelry, so I didn't see it just now. But I must not tell this truth, for fear that I will be scolded. I eat all four dishes, and one person occupies one seat. The four dishes are scrambled eggs with leeks, a plate of fried bean sprouts, a plate of stir-fried meat with green vegetables, and the last plate is dried bamboo shoots and lean meat soup, and two small bowls of rice. That's what I was sitting on the seat of the meal. I attended a banquet for the first time in the palace, and I was trying to pretend to be poor and thrifty. No, I gave Miss Celery a pit, and soon many people will say that I was blind and didn't see the jewelry on the concubine just now, but I didn't criticize it, I can't say it. ”

I hurriedly appealed to my uncle, and I quickly walked up to my uncle, and then said very smartly: "Uncle, my niece has bad eyes. Probably short-sighted. Uncle, please hurry up and ask the Imperial Doctor to show your niece. This niece can only see the food she eats in front of her, and it is very dark at night, where can I see the big and distant concubines hanging jewels one by one! I can't see it at all. However, celery has poisonous eyes, so let's get it to the palace to serve. ”

The emperor nodded, and then took pity on me: "When you are young, your eyes are poor." Oops, that's not good. You can't be used, you are eliminated. Side to go. ”

That's it, the proposal of the westward journey, I suddenly screwed myself up tonight, and I eliminated the emperor. I don't have anything to say. I can't say I'm lying, but my eyes are fine. That's it, so I have to think about it in the long run, and I'll talk about it later. But I think I'm going to be bored in the future, and I don't know what to do with it.

I simply followed behind the emperor and I twittered again: "Uncle, isn't the second half of my niece's life useless?" No, you have to find a way. The niece will either be an official with a title of 100 million. The niece will have something to rely on for the rest of her life. For example, Lord Goshi, for example, the Grand Commander of the Imperial Palace. Even if it is the Minister of Military Aircraft, the niece is willing to be in charge! ”

"Oh, you can do it, but you can't use it, I can't use you. Don't make a fuss, go play. What kind of official is a girl's family? You won't. The Emperor turned to me and said disdainfully.

I immediately retorted and explained, "Uncle, give me a chance." I don't deserve to be a small official, I want to be a big official. I learned the way of a great official. ”

"What is the way of a great official?" the Emperor asked with interest.

I said proudly and confidently: "It's just confused, confused." Hey, hey, hey. ”

"Aha, where did you learn to be crooked, you are fooling around." An old civil servant next to him said with a smile.

Miss Celery came up and pulled at my pigtails, and she was very vicious, but it hurt me. The emperor was not happy, and walked over and slapped Celery on the arm, and Celery reluctantly let go of my pigtail.

Celery knelt down, and then she seemed to look up at the emperor, and I didn't see it in front of me. An officer pulled me away. I hid with the officer in the dark behind an adult's seat.

I looked at all the adults present, but I didn't see the emperor and celery confronting each other. Sure enough, celery spoke first: "Other people's daughters can be concubines, concubines, celery can also be concubines, the emperor, you can make celery a concubine!" ”

Celery was a blockbuster, and I just looked for prestige. Between celery looked at the emperor with a wistful expression. I turned my head and almost threw up.

I saw a lot of palace maids in the dark behind me who wanted to vomit when they saw it, and they all had a vomiting expression.

I thought to myself that Celery must be crazy and funny. But there was no way, celery was a blockbuster.

"Wouldn't you like to recommend yourself too? The second lady of the Shangguan family. I know you're a concubine. You've taken a fancy to the emperor too, haven't you? Do you want me to help you? I can still speak in front of the emperor. If I say a few kind words for you, it's better than a hundred words for you. Do you want me to help you? You're welcome. "A female guard walked up to the 100 million official in front of me on the left, and it turned out that her daughter was seventeen or eighteen years old next to the official, probably because she had been troubled. Angry and shy, but actually nodded.

Now the scene is much more interesting.