The creek is so clear that it is knee-deep, and you can clearly see the fish in the river. Yu Shuangxia wore hot pants and sandals to go directly to the river, and Qi Quan's sweatpants could also be pulled up above the knees, and after the two went down to the river one after another, they found that He Yuanhang was sitting motionless on the bank.

"He Yuanhang, what kind of uncle are you, hurry up and come down to work!" Yu Shuangxia's eyes shot out two knives and stabbed He Yuanhang, He Yuanhang shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm wearing jeans, I can't pull them up, do I want to take off my pants?" Do you dare to look? ”

Yu Shuangxia sneered and said, "Why don't you dare to look at it, if you dare to take it off, you dare to watch it, it's not that I haven't seen it before." ”

He Yuanhang: "......"

Hearing this, Qi Quan was taken aback, the soul of gossip was burning in his body, and he immediately asked, "What is the situation with you two." Captain, when did you get involved with this female rascal behind my back? ”

"Who are you scolding? I was a kindergarten classmate with that bastard, and that kid always thought I was a boy when I was a kid, and once dragged me to the men's bathroom, and that was the only time I went to the men's bathroom when I was this big. ”

"Hahahaha-" Qi Quan clutched his stomach and laughed, Yu Shuangxia glared at him fiercely, eager to poke two holes in him.

He Yuanhang sighed and added: "What do you have to be wronged about, at that time, you knocked me over with your iron head skill, and my wise and martial brain almost hit me stupid." ”

"You deserve it! I should have scrapped your heirloom at that time, so that you don't have to covet Xin Xin now. ”

"Yu Shuangxia, why are the words so obscene when they come out of your mouth? I'm not called covetous, that's love! That's pure love~"

"Hurry up and put away your 'stupid love', Xin Xin is Jiang Lin's senior, I'm a big fan of this pair of C, I will rush to the front line to pull up the battle flag as soon as there is a stir on the confession wall, you guy don't want to do things in front of me, be careful I post the embarrassing photos of you when you were a child on the school forum."

He Yuanhang: "......"

It's really not easy to be a spare tire these days.

Yu Shuangxia's words made Qi Quan, who was eating melons on the side, cry and laugh, "Hey, are you really Brother Lin and Sister Ye Xin's fans?" It's so funny."

"yes, I've been using the 'double chin' ID, you can also follow me."

“…… What, what ID? Qi Quan's brain froze for a moment.

"Double chin"

Qi Quan took a deep breath, he was stunned for a long time, and muttered to himself: "Isn't 'Double Chin' a big man......"

"Who made the rumor! I'm obviously such a soft and cute girl. Yu Shuangxia glanced at Qi Quan, and suddenly remembered something, she suddenly had an IQ on the line, pointed at Qi Quan and shouted: "You, are you the one-"

"'Well, my ID on the confession wall is 'You Quanye.'" ”

Yu Shuangxia: "......"

The road is narrow, it's all fate :)

She always thought that the slut "You Quanye" was a fan of a brain-dead girlfriend of Senior Jiang Lin, but it turned out to be a man.

Yu Shuangxia was so thundered that he couldn't say a word, Qi Quan was also embarrassed and didn't know where to go, He Yuanhang sat on the shore and looked at the strangeness of these two people, with a question mark.

"Hey, what's going on with you two...... Could it be a long-lost brother and sister? ”

Yu Shuangxia glanced at He Yuanhang, then his eyes were aimed at a black fish swimming leisurely in the river, and suddenly grabbed it and threw it to the shore, suddenly bursting He Yuanhang's head.

"Damn! Yu Shuangxia, you crazy woman is going to murder! ”

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