Chapter 5: Unlucky and sad to Zeng Xiaoxian (ask for subscription)
On the other hand, it was time for Mr. Zeng to record his new program.
Mr. Zeng rushed to the TV station early and had his makeup set by a makeup artist.
"Zeng Xiaoxian? Zeng Xiaoxian! ”
Suddenly, Lisa hurried in from outside, screaming for Teacher Zeng.
"Ah, what's wrong?"
Teacher Zeng looked at Lisa in surprise, only to see her waving to herself, and Teacher Zeng got up curiously.
"What's wrong? Lisa, in makeup too. ”
Lisa pulled the happy teacher Zeng to a place where no one was around, and said softly.
"Emergency, your show may have to be changed."
"Why?" Teacher Zeng exclaimed in surprise.
"Throw it away!"
Suddenly, the director's voice came, and I saw several field attendants step forward to take away a billboard with a portrait of Teacher Zeng and replace it with someone else's.
"What are you doing? What do you mean? ”
Teacher Zeng stepped forward in surprise to take a closer look, this guy is very familiar.
"What's going on?"
"Didn't you watch the news? Huang Baoqiang, who was the latest winner of the millionaire yesterday. ”
Lisa said calmly and handed the newspaper in her hand to Teacher Zeng.
Teacher Zeng opened it and found that the headline was this familiar person.
"It's incredible that I got all 15 questions right."
At this time, Mr. Zeng finally remembered that this was not the stupid hat that he said was his fan at the shooting base.
I even told him the "secret".
Is it true ...... "read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more"?
"In order to increase the ratings, the organizer raised the bonus amount to 10 million yuan a month ago, and he took it all at once."
Lisa also spoke of the situation with great admiration.
This guy didn't have to think at all, and it almost only took a few minutes to finish the question.
"I'm going to your grandmother's banana peel, this thing is plugged in, right?" Teacher Zeng exclaimed.
Lisa shook her hand indifferently, and there was no point in discussing this now.
"For him, the station was busy up and down, and last night the leader held an emergency meeting, saying that he is the civilian idol we have been looking for for a long time, the master among the talents, and he will produce 20 special programs around him a week.
I choose you on behalf of the Moon, and he may have to preside over it. ”
Teacher Zeng looked at the newspaper in his hand with a sad and angry face, and the look of gritting his teeth seemed to be if Huang Baoqiang was in front of him, Teacher Zeng would pounce on him.
As soon as he heard that his butt was not hot yet, he was about to be replaced, and Mr. Zeng was suddenly anxious.
"What? Lisa, but today is my first day of recording, and you see me...... The makeup is all done, already. ”
Lisa smiled calmly, "Don't worry, the contract will continue to be executed, but the organization has arranged a new program for you." ”
Teacher Zeng asked suspiciously, "What program?" ”
Soon, Mr. Zeng was taken to a brand new recording room to start his new show.
"Welcome to the new column brought to you by the winner Zeng Xiaoxian: Xingyuan Bullet."
Teacher Zeng started recording the show boringly, without a trace of expression on his face.
"What do you call it?"
Teacher Zeng looked at the first guest, who was also an acquaintance, "Pei Yongjun?" ”
"My name is Chubby." Pei Yongjun said firmly.
"Okay, Bae Yongjun."
Mr. Zeng said lightly: "The rules of the game are very simple, you choose the two sides of the coin, and then throw, if it is heads, you win 100 yuan, if it is tails, you will show us your talents." ”
"Can you show your talent directly? I would drink milk with my eyes. ”
Since he came to this show, obviously no one came for that mere 100 yuan, and Pei Yongjun directly asked to show his stunts.
It's just that Teacher Zeng was obviously in a bad mood, frowned, and glanced at Pei Yongjun coldly.
"Okay, I'll choose the opposite." Pei Yongjun said helplessly.
"Okay, please throw."
Teacher Zeng handed a coin into Pei Yongjun's hand and turned to face him.
I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, Pei Yongjun actually threw the coin in his hand at Teacher Zeng's face.
Teacher Zeng fell to the ground in response, and Pei Yongjun knew that he was in trouble, so he hurriedly ran out of the recording studio.
As a veteran team for many years, Mr. Zeng still has some professionalism, but he was thrown in the face, it's not a big deal.
Mr. Zeng calmly started recording again, but then Mr. Zeng collapsed.
Among the dozens of guests on the stage, the coins in each person's hand seemed to be equipped with a locator, and each coin was bounced into Mr. Zeng's face with great accuracy.
Teacher Zeng, who was slapped in the face by the guest for the nth time, was angry and drove everyone out directly.
"Lisa, I'm quitting!"
Teacher Zeng angrily called Lisa.
"What are you kidding?"
"What kind of show is this, what kind of show is it, can they think of a more mentally retarded one, I recorded it for two hours, and they actually flicked coins in my face forty-eight times."
What is certain is that Mr. Zeng must be an M, and he can clearly remember how many times he was played.
"Then you can give advice to the production team."
"It's not a matter of opinion, it's a matter of dignity, I don't think I need to exist at all, you know, you know what's the most annoying? Not to the cows, but to a herd of cows to you...... Bounce a coin. Teacher Zeng shouted angrily.
"Where are you now?"
"I stopped filming, anyway, no one from the producer to the director was willing to shoot, so I let them all go." Teacher Zeng said casually.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, what is good for you to let me say, doing the show is part of the contract, and the boycott will be in breach of contract, do you know?"
"Breach of contract?" Teacher Zeng was stunned for a moment.
"If you default, the prize will be frozen, stupid."
The phone hung up when it got here, and Mr. Zeng was stupid.
Mr. Zeng sat in the recording studio for nearly an hour, and suddenly took out his mobile phone again.
"Hey, third brother, you have to help me."
As soon as Yang San, who was in the bar, heard Teacher Zeng calling his brother, he knew that something must be wrong with Teacher Zeng.
The people in the apartment never call brother when they are fine, which is really rude.
"What's the matter? Teacher Zeng. ”
Teacher Zeng briefly explained the matter, and Yang San was speechless.
"You really made people bounce their faces forty-eight times?"
"This is not the point, third brother, I know that you have great powers, help me fight for it, what room is there to save this matter."
Teacher Zeng shouted angrily.
If it weren't for the fact that he had breached the contract, he would have thought it was very important, but now compared to the contract, isn't it just that he has been bounced in the face dozens of times, and I won't snort if he plays me dozens of times.
"Okay, Mr. Zeng, I'll help you solve this matter, but Lisa is right, if you have any questions, you can give advice, it's very stupid for you to stop shooting like this, this time I can help you get through, don't be sorry for my heart."
Yang San is also very speechless about Mr. Zeng's approach, isn't it just a coin that was played, what kind of unbounded thing can't be done in variety shows in his previous life for the sake of entertainment effect? ? ?
It's still a good saying, all for the audience!
"Don't worry, I won't frown even if the coin is bounced a hundred times this time!"