"Once upon a time there was a man named A, and he was stingy. When his father died, he invited a Taoist priest to overtake his father, and the Taoist priest asked him for a hundred taels, and he said to give eighty taels, and then the Taoist priest agreed. Then the Taoist priest recited: Please go to the East Heaven, go to the East Heaven. A said, "Why don't you go up to the western heavens?" The Taoist priest said: One hundred taels can go to the west sky, and eighty taels can only go to the east heaven. A had no choice but to pay a hundred taels, and then the Taoist priest changed his words: Please go to the west heaven, go to the west heaven. At this time, the voice of father A's scolding came from the coffin: This unfilial son, let me run around for a mere twenty taels. Hahaha......"

After speaking, Cheng Ningning laughed happily.

But Gu Qin was full of helplessness.

He didn't pay much attention to the dead body just now, and now he is even more in the coffin on the left and on the right, and he doesn't know whether to say that his daughter-in-law is really bold on this big night.

"What, isn't it funny?" After laughing, Cheng Ningning remembered Gu Qin.

"Hmm." Gu Qin responded lightly.

"Xianggong, your voice is a bit perfunctory!" Cheng Ningning felt that he didn't feel Gu Qin's pleasure.

"No, it's funny."

"I didn't hear you laugh."

"......" Gu Qin just wanted to say that you didn't hear me laugh just now, why didn't you say that I was perfunctory, "I laughed, you turned your back to me and didn't see it, and you don't have to laugh loudly, right?" ”

"Then I'll turn around, I'll continue, I'll just stare at you and see if you smile." Saying that, Cheng Ningning really turned around, turning his back to Gu Qin to facing Gu Qin, puffing out his mouth, looking like you are lying to me if I don't see you laughing today.

Gu Qin was made to laugh and cry by Cheng Ningning's play.

"I'll tell you."

"The hair is almost." Gu Qin didn't respond, but said this.

"Then I'll twist your hair, and you come up." Saying that, Cheng Ningning moved to the inside of the bed.

Gu Qin glanced at Cheng Ningning, then took off his shoes and went to the couch, handed Cheng Ningning a dry towel, and then sat on the edge of the couch with his back to Cheng Ningning.

Probably a digression, Cheng Ningning decisively forgot about what he was about to stare at Gu Qin just now.

directly took the towel and helped Gu Qin twist his wet hair.

After a moment, as if he felt a little too quiet, he opened his mouth again.

"Xianggong, it's so boring, you tell me a joke."

Gu Qin didn't know what to say, he had a feeling that he was going to start over, and he didn't know if his daughter-in-law was forgetful or deliberate.

"I read the four books and five classics, and I don't tell jokes."

"Don't you read some miscellaneous history or something? Tell me about it. ”

"Don't look."

"......" chatting to death is a necessary skill for her father-in-law.

"......" obviously changed his words, why did it become such a relatively wordless ending in the end.

"Then I'll tell you a joke."

"Okay." It's a cycle back in the loop.

"Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to choose a prime minister, and the qualification was to have talent, to be brave, and most importantly, not to be afraid of the inside. When the ruler says, "Stand on the right side of the fearful inward, and stand on the left side of the inward fear." Most of the hundred officials immediately ran to the right, leaving only a brave-looking general standing on the left. The monarch was pleased and asked him why. What do you know? ”

"Why?" The joke didn't come into circulation, and Gu Qin was still a little surprised.

"Guess what." Cheng Ningning did not say the answer this time.

Gu Qin frowned slightly, "This general is not afraid of guilt?" This answer is obviously too simple, and Gu Qin himself is hesitant, and he always feels that it will not be the answer that he can guess at a glance.