Chapter 45 Once upon a time there was a tomato

This weekend, I was a little restless at home, except for going to the hospital to deliver food, I was going around the house, thinking about Liu Wei and Xu Qiuyun's date. This time, Zou Honggang and Sister Lin couldn't accompany him, he was the only one, and I didn't know what kind of request Xu Qiuyun would make to him! How will Liu Wei respond?

Oops, am I overthinking? He's much more mature and steady than me, and I'm really worried about it.

However, I can't help but think about it, alas~ No wonder Chen Yingjie said all day long: Women, there are so many things!

Hahaha, I think so!

This weekend passed in such chirps, and I picked up my phone countless times to send a message to Liu Wei to ask about the situation. The word was typed countless times, and deleted countless times, but I never had the courage to click send. Forget it, let's go to school on Monday and ask again, otherwise it seems that I am too unreserved?

On Monday, the sky was grey with occasional glimmers of light. There was no wind, and the branches stood there lonely, motionless.

I eagerly went straight to the fourth floor, hoping to ask Liu Wei about yesterday's situation earlier. But they've already started to read early? What is the head teacher talking about on the podium? I didn't dare to get closer, so I walked away. It seems that I can only wait patiently for noon, by the way, hehe, another meal~.

Xiao Ranzi sat there in a daze during class, and I looked at him and suddenly remembered a joke.

"Hey Xiao Ranzi, let me tell you a joke?"

He turned to look at me, "Well, you're still telling jokes?" ”

I nodded. "Once upon a time...... There is a ...... Hahahahaha...... "I haven't said it yet, but I'm laughing all the time." Every time I tell this joke, I think it's so funny, I laugh and lean back together.

Xiao Ranzi saw that I had been laughing for a long time, and before I finished laughing, he asked me: "Won't your joke be like this......"

I laughed for a while, and then I held back the laughter that was about to pop up, and said to him, "Of course not, this joke is that there is a rice ball, he went on a trip, forgot to bring dry food, and was hungry, so he ate himself." As soon as I finished the last word, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

I laughed while looking at Xiao Ranzi's stunned appearance, and I felt even more funny.

Finally, I stopped laughing.

"Xiao Ranzi, why don't you laugh?"

"Laughing at what? Is that a bad joke of yours? What's so funny? Forgive me for not laughing, not as funny as you. ”

"Don't you think it's funny?" I was amazed at how he was so indifferent to a joke that made me laugh every time.

"Seeing you laugh like this, then I'll tell you a similar one like yours, if you can laugh like this, then I'll take it."

I urged him expectantly: "Speak quickly, speak quickly." ”

So, Xiao Ranzi coughed cough~ cleared his throat, and spoke in a very slow tone: "Once upon a time...... There was a tomato ......"

………… I looked at him with my eyes open, and waited until he continued, but when he stopped talking, I was anxious and asked him, "And then?" And then? Tell me about it! ”

Xiao Ranzi then continued: "Hmm...... Nope. ”

“…… Gone? The story goes: Once upon a time, there was a tomato...... Finished! Hahahaha. "I told it myself, and it was really funny.

"Queen Mother, I'm afraid you're not stupid! Can you laugh out loud too? I really can't stand it. Okay, don't laugh, class, wait for the teacher to blast you out. ”

I quickly let myself hold back a smile and calm down, and finally, I stopped laughing. I laughed a lot, and my face was sour. I rubbed my face with my hands before I sat down and got ready for class.

However, as I sat there, I kept thinking about those two jokes, and I couldn't help laughing out loud without paying attention.

"Long Xiaoxiao, what are you doing? Blatantly disrupt classroom discipline and stand up to listen to the class! ”

"Oh." I stifled a smile and stood up.

Teacher, let's talk about his.

At this time, Xiao Ranzi held a piece of paper and shook it for a while, and I secretly glanced at it. It's over, I can't hold it back now, haha laughed out loud! He actually drew a big tomato on paper, wasn't that intentional?

I laughed, but as a result, he couldn't hold back, snorted, and was found by the teacher with a smile.

So, the two of us were once again honorably invited out of the classroom by the teacher.

Standing outside the classroom, we looked at each other and smiled. Lie on the railing and look into the distance.

This is the last class in the morning, after class, the teacher criticized me and Xiao Ranzi at the door of the classroom, and the students who passed by took a few looks at this lively without looking at it in vain.

The teacher finally finished talking, I hurriedly ran into the classroom, picked up my schoolbag and ran upstairs, not caring about the voice of Xiao Ranzi calling me behind me.

It's a pity that it's still late, and Liu Wei's class is empty.

I went downstairs disappointed and saw Xiao Ranzi standing at the door of the classroom.

"Hey, why are you so downcast?"

"No...... I just wanted to ask Liu Wei about yesterday's situation, but he left, and my wish to be a bastard couldn't be fulfilled. ”

"Hi~ I thought something was wrong with you, let's go, I'll invite you."

"Really? That's great! Let's go. I changed my sad face, smiled and walked with Xiao Ranzi outside the school.

I don't really want to be greedy, even if I ask him, I'm willing. It's just lately that I've been particularly fond of having people to eat with me. Even if I sit there and don't speak, at least, I don't feel alone.

I've never felt this way before, I've always liked someone. I don't know, what's going on? Menopause? No way!

"Xiao Ranzi, why don't you ask you, today?"

"Why? No, I'm a guy and you're a little girl please, so how to say it in the past! ”

"No, I think it's you who pay every time, and I don't want to go. Moreover, there is a suspicion of taking advantage of you! ”

"Hey~ If you really take advantage of me, I'm desperate!"

This kind of person? Perverted? And this expectation~ Then I will fulfill him and let him invite me, hehe.

It wasn't until the end of school in the afternoon that I blocked Liu Wei in the classroom of the third year of high school, and they had one more class, and I stood in the corridor outside their classroom for a class.

Finally, I breathed a sigh of relief, there is a saying: hard work pays off! I'm talking about it~

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"Little devil? You come out! ”

"Alas, here it is!"

"Is that how it works?"

"It doesn't matter, no one will blame a person with a stretched IQ anyway."

"Cut, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."

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"Brother Liu Wei." I stared at him as he walked out of the classroom with a glow in my eyes.

He still smiled calmly: "I know what you have to ask." ”

I nodded desperately and followed him.

"Nothing...... Well, I made it clear to her that she will never pester me again in the future, and she will never pester you again! ”

He said it so lightly and casually, I don't know if it was really over so calmly, or if he had already covered up all those thrills in his calm indifference......

Perhaps, in his opinion, every indifference he makes is a powerful process.

"Well, thank you, Brother Liu Wei." This time, I won't go to the bottom of it, he and Xu Qiuyun, let him choose by himself, is it a treasure? Or forget!