Chapter 22: I'm a tease sent by the monkeys

Outside the car, the storm was raging, the rain was drenched, and the fog was foggy, and there was almost no sight. From time to time, there was the sound of thunder and trees breaking in the distance, and occasionally a blast of thunder and a huge bolt of lightning struck the vicinity. The sky seems to be declaring war on the earth, destroying everything on the ground in all sorts of thrilling ways.

This scene of heaven and earth at war would have been terrifying even before the end of the world, a person hiding in a reinforced concrete building, let alone in the wilderness of the last days. What are we doing with our brave and lovely Captain Lin Zaishan?

The bored Lin Zaishan is actually playing the game of "middle two lives" to form sentences:

"The wind blew tirelessly, and the torrential rain poured down."

"The fat pig is rightly fat, and the evil wolf is unreasonably evil."

"The beauty is unreasonably beautiful, and the handsome guy is handsome with fear."

"Love is bitter, and the road ahead is black."

"Master Lin, how about we play chess?"

"Glad to be there. Don't know what kind of chessboard the owner likes? I'm good to generate on the monitor. ”

"We don't want a chessboard, we play blind chess."

"Okay, master, please go first."

"Pawn one into one." Lin is on the mountain road.

"The master's method really has a personality!"

"Ha, who made me like a pawn."

After 5 games, Lin Zaishan said dejectedly: "Forget it, my chess strength is too far from yours, even if you let me drive and artillery, I may not be able to win." ”

"The master doesn't need to be frustrated, judging from the game just now, although the master's current chess strength is not as good as mine, but we played 5 games and walked hundreds of chess, and the master did not remember the order and position of the chess pieces correctly. This can be said to be a one-in-a-million memory. ”

"Really? I didn't think I could do it before. ”

"The master should be the potential that has been brought out in the recent trials of survival."

"Master Lin, evaluate my current basic attributes."

"After the evaluation, the basic attributes of the master are as follows: strength 124, speed 125, endurance 139, dexterity 140, hearing 132, vision 125, intelligence 136...... Some of the basic attributes have increased slightly. ”

"Speed and eyesight have increased, hey, even intelligence has increased! Is it this 1 point of intellectual growth that has caused my memory to take a leap? ”

"Master, intelligence is composed of memory, imagination, arithmetic, logic, spatial cognition and many other basic abilities, the master has gone through the test of life and death since the end of the world, constantly breaking through the existing limits, and many abilities including memory have developed."

"Is this an ability for me?"

"Probably not. The abilities known so far are more or less supernatural, such as Li Yan's fire ability and Du Lili's ability to control the opposite sex, these abilities are completely beyond the normal physical and mental limits and abilities of the human species, and cannot be explained from the existing characteristics of the species itself. Although the master's current ability is beyond that of ordinary people, it is still in the realm that the existing characteristics of human beings and reason can explain. So, I don't think it's an ability. ”

"I really hope that God can give me N kinds of cool, dazzling, and dragging abilities for no reason and inexplicably."

"Master, there are unfortunate blessings, and there will be unforeseen disasters. Down-to-earth, with their own hard work, in the life and death test of saving others, stimulate and mobilize the physical and mental potential, so that the ability to obtain is more stable and reliable. ”

"Hah! Master Lin, the way you think and talk is becoming more and more like an old master. ”

Three hours later, the storm subsided, the weather quickly cleared, and a brilliant rainbow appeared in the sky.

"Wow, what a beautiful rainbow, I haven't seen a rainbow in more than ten years."

Lin Zaishan hurriedly took out his mobile phone and recorded this beautiful scene.

"3 km ahead into the resort, please be ready."

"Master Lin, the current meteorological conditions are very good, conduct aerial reconnaissance."

"Yes. Get the resort ground screen, check it out. ”

"Enlarge the display. Which red dots are what? ”

"Report to the owner, the red dots are all zombies, and the darker the color, the more dangerous it is. According to the statistics in the field of vision, there are a total of 641 zombies outside. Among them, there are 28 zombies with a danger index of 3 stars. ”

"Oh my God! How can there be so many zombies? ”

The entire resort has an area of about 4 square kilometers in the flat area, and 641 humanoids are placed on 4 square kilometers of land, which is actually not dense; But on the monitor monitoring screen, it's a bit dense.

Due to its distance from the epicenter of the explosion, most of the resort's buildings have been preserved. Of course, the more fragile surface buildings were still destroyed by the shock wave and the subsequent strong winds, so the ground was a mess.

The road approaching the resort and the grass on either side are filled with broken down, overturned or scrapped vehicles and zombies roaming aimlessly. The zombies that are close to Lin Zaishan's car are alarmed and start chasing or blocking his car. Lin Zaishan sat in the car and wore various equipment unhurriedly, and the vehicle was automatically driven by Lin Fuzi. Lin Fuzi uses clever calculations to avoid the threat of zombies as much as possible, and knock over and crush zombies.

Suddenly a roundabout turned, and as the line of sight moved, the ruins of a huge bus appeared in front of me, this huge bus rolled on its side and crossed the road in front of it, and the vehicles were not able to pass at all.

Lin Zaishan, who had brought his backpack and equipment, got out of the car and ordered:

"Lin Fuzi, automatically find a suitable location to park and keep it on standby."

"Understood!"

At this time, several zombies surrounded by alarmed people nearby. Lin Zaishan pulled out a big wrench and made a few quick assaults, all of which were done. He walked around the huge bus from the ditch and returned to the main road, sighing at what he saw behind: hundreds of cars of all kinds were densely packed in the road less than 200 meters between the bus and the entrance of the resort. On both sides of the road is a parking lot, on which dozens of cars are also parked.

"It seems that the bus had an accident and rolled over, preventing other vehicles from escaping."

Due to the recent rain, the ground was covered with water, and the puddle led into a nearby river. Many cars were soaked in stagnant water, and some of them contained human corpses and zombies bound or pinned down by seat belts, dozens of zombies scattered in different locations in the parking lot, some standing still, some waddling, and some crouching in the water looking for something.

Seeing this scene, Lin Zaishan regretted his reckless move of wanting to enter through the main entrance with a swagger. It's obviously impossible to sneak into the resort without knowing it when there is knee-deep water everywhere. This meant that if he wanted to move forward, he would have to face a fierce battle that would take a long time, and if he did, he would have to take several kilometers of detours to find a secluded inlude.

Just when Lin Zaishan was in a dilemma, a nearby tall zombie found Lin Zaishan, it roared, and quickly rushed towards Lin Zaishan, and the other zombies in the parking lot were also attracted to it.

"It seems that you don't need to make your own choice, the zombie brother helped him make a choice." Lin Zaishan secretly smiled bitterly.

He stared intently at the tall zombie running at the front, and swerved to the right to avoid its lunge, and the big wrench slammed into its head. The tall zombie was killed by a single blow and planted headlong in the water.

Three more ordinary zombies surrounded him, and Lin Zaishan simply stood still, striking three times in a row to finish them down. 5 more zombies followed. Lin Zaishan was engrossed, and suddenly the state of "instantaneous visual slowdown" appeared, and the location and trajectory of the five zombies were clearly imprinted in his mind. There was a "pop" sound, and all 5 zombies were killed.

More than a dozen zombies poured up from behind. Lin Zaishan hurriedly jumped into a car, this car was only 3 meters away from the other, Lin Zaishan easily jumped into another car, and in this way, it took more than ten seconds to jump to a place very close to the main entrance of the resort, there was no car at close range below to relay, and there were twenty or thirty zombies jammed between the main entrance.

Lin Zaishan had to stop on the roof of the car, and the zombies swarmed him and surrounded him. Fortunately, the car that Lin stopped in the mountains was a small passenger bus with a high roof, and the zombies couldn't reach him for a while.

Looking at the "eagerly awaited" zombies around him and their faces that had basically lost their human form, Lin Zaishan began to desperately urge himself: "Hurry up and think, what should I do?" ”

This time it was not like the time when the car was trapped in the county, there were no buildings or walls nearby to climb, and even the nearest big tree had already fallen to the ground and was half burned. Lin Zaishan cautiously looked down to look inside the minibus, and found that the doors were wide open, the window glass was shattered, and there was no danger at all, and escaping into it would only lead to faster death.

"Why don't I jump back in?" He looked behind him and saw several tall zombies holding their claws high, waiting to catch them like furballs.

"It looks like there's no going back. Well, if you come here, I'll get a temporary residence permit on the top of this bus. ”

Lin Zaishan knew that his escape was hopeless this time, so he simply took out a lazy look, sat on the roof of the car, took out biscuits from his backpack, and teased the zombies while eating:

"Ladies and gentlemen, today I am in the mountains and everyone is fortunate to be in this wilderness, thanks to everyone who can afford my hundred pounds, brave the rain, wading to meet and watch, I am very grateful, I can't repay it, I specially present a song, to entertain the ears and eyes. What song should I sing? Let me think about ......"

Lin Zaishan decided to disgust this group of zombies when he was dying: "That's right! There's a song, I almost took out my intestines and strangled myself after listening to it, and you zombie brothers and sisters-in-law must like it after listening to it! Let me solemnly introduce to you the classic performed by the Xiaogang group: "All the Way Forward"! Enjoy. ”

Lin Zaishan took out his mobile phone and started playing:

"You are the storm, I am the sand,

You're an egret, I'm a crow.

There are dreams in my heart,

Picturesque, rain or shine.

With you,

The end of the world is home.

All the way forward,

Hey-ha, hey-ha.

Flying notes fascinated by flying snowflakes,

Loving eyes love to brush the hair of the lover.

The warm palm of your hand joins hands with your warmth,

Dancing with your inspiring footsteps.

You are my direction.

I will never give up, I will never despair,

I will never back down, I will never be afraid.

All the way forward,

Hey-ha, hey-ha. ”

As soon as the music played, the restless zombies quickly quieted down, and some of the zombies' bodies began to shake rhythmically with the beat, and after a while, all the zombies were "dancing" according to the rhythm of the music.

Lin Zaishan, who saw this scene, was blind:

"Mom, can anyone tell me what's going on? Why do zombies dance better than me? Why is even that fat uncle so stylish? No, no, the question I should be asking now is, why did the zombies stop attacking and start dancing when they heard this music? Is it ......?"

Lin Zaishan slapped his head suddenly, and a few words popped out of his mouth: "Musical ability!" Yes, it must be Han Xiaogang and Zhang Dafan who have musical abilities, so the songs they write and sing can confuse zombies. Since the zombies are enjoying the music, why don't I take the opportunity to slip away? ”

He put his mobile phone in the back of the car, and then the person carefully moved to the front of the car, and found that all the zombies were ignoring him, and his heart was so happy that he was about to jump out of the car, and suddenly retracted his steps.

"No, going like this will waste a brand-name mobile phone with good configurations, not to mention, and there is no guarantee that you will not be besieged by zombies after you land. There should be a smarter way. By the way, Master Lin, turn the drone to my side! ”

Very open, the drone came to the top of Lin Zai Mountain, at this time, after the broadcast of "All the Way Forward", it began to automatically play another popular song by the most famous singer in China before the end of the world, and the zombies immediately returned to normal and began to attack, and even became more aggressive in a sense. Lin Zaishan hurriedly picked up his mobile phone to replay "All the Way Forward", set the single loop, and then fixed the mobile phone on the drone.

"Master Lin, control the drone to lure the zombies into the river and back."

"Understood!"

The drone was carrying a mobile phone and playing "All the Way Forward" and slowly left, and the zombies followed in a hurry. Lin Zaishan breathed a long sigh of relief and thought: "Fortunately, I have always had a love for talents, and I did not discriminate against Han Xiaogang and Zhang Dafan, two non-mainstream artists, and specially let Lin Fuzi save their tunes, otherwise my more than 100 catties would become a lunch for zombies today." Now it's time to go to the main entrance. ”