The author, Xiao Qian'er, recalled that when she contracted the winery, she couldn't write anymore.

The main reason is that the data is too poor, the whole novel has been written to 90,000 words, only more than 30 collections, and one is dropped every day, which makes her heart fluctuate.

If it weren't for the fact that she had already signed a contract to get full attendance, and there were female eunuchs who didn't want it in the palace, she really wanted to wield a knife from the palace.

Just when she was very irritable, her husband, who was engaged in the program, came back from a business trip.

A man who is young and strong, and has just been married for a long time, will inevitably find his daughter-in-law and ask for a hug when he comes back.

But Xiao Qian'er is annoyed at this time, how can she have the heart to raise anything?

So he pushed away her husband's hand and glanced at him: "Don't make trouble!" What are you lifting high in broad daylight? Don't you see I'm annoyed? ”

Husband Qin Yang glanced at someone and smacked his lips: "Don't bother, isn't it just that no one reads the data too badly for what is written?"

You don't look at what you wrote?

The core element of the online article is to break blindly, as long as there is a plot for the break, just a word is cool.

You've made it too realistic and heavy, who's going to see it? ”

"I think you're just breaking it up, although the novel is fictional, it's by no means a nonsense."

Xiao Qian'er rolled her eyes, looked at someone and snorted softly.

"It's not nonsense, is it true? If you open your novel website and take a look, all popular novels are either reborn or crossed or systematized, isn't this a fool's errand? The bigger the brain, the more outrageous and exciting the break, the more readers like to watch it. ”

Qin Yang had a completely hateful expression towards someone, and unexpectedly carried her into the bed in the bedroom, and said with a wicked smile: "Don't think so much, come to my husband to teach you to write the plot like this, I know that you can't write below your neck now, it will be blocked, so write the things between husband and wife as honest and relative."

Let's be honest with each other now. ”

"Go, who is in the mood to be honest with you in broad daylight?

I just wrote that the protagonist in the novel has a marriage certificate, and there is no cave house yet, so I don't know how people feel now. ”

Xiao Qian'er was talking about pushing, but as soon as the words fell, the actor Qi Xiangtian was standing at the door of the bedroom, because her husband did not close the bedroom door, so he could see the situation in the house clearly.

The guy knocked heavily on the door a few times, and said with black lines on his face: "Hey, hey, the author is big, how did you do it?" Just let me and my daughter-in-law get the certificate, but I didn't care about it, but I came to ask for a hug, like that? ”

Xiao Qian'er and her husband were both shocked.

Xiao Qian'er quickly sat up from the bed, pulled the clothes and skirts on her body, stretched her face and said, "Don't come to make trouble, okay?" Go back to the computer and stay there, or I'll be finished, or you and your daughter-in-law will have a cave room. ”

"What? You're going to make me a eunuch again? Would it be okay for you to change your name and become a eunuch again? You've put me in prison several times, do I have such a bitter life? ”

Pig's feet jumped up in the doorway, looking like they were going to eat people.

Qin Yang hurriedly stepped forward and slammed the bedroom door shut, spread his hands to Xiao Qian'er and said, "What kind of garbage novel do you write?" Don't say that the readers are not satisfied, not even the pig's feet. I think it's better not to write it, let's settle down and make someone, okay?

I'm almost 30 years old in a blink of an eye, and I don't even have the crystallization of love, am I easy? Often outside in the wind and rain, now there are many traffic accidents, if one day I don't pay attention to hanging, I am not wronged! ”

Xiao Qian'er glared at someone, pouted and muttered quietly: "Actually, I want to give up too, but I've been writing for a few years, and I haven't made any achievements yet, so I'm unwilling."

If you look at those great gods of others, with an annual income of hundreds of millions, aren't you greedy? ”

"There are millions of online writers, and how many people have an annual income of hundreds of millions? Don't be fooled, like you, people who work hard every day to code words, but have a pitiful income are the real status quo of online writers.

Daughter-in-law, it's time to wake up, don't do any more spring and autumn dreams, if you don't want to go out and find things to do, just be idle at home, I'll raise you, okay? ”

"It's not good, I'm not reconciled, I still have to fight."

Xiao Qian'er stood up stubbornly and wanted to open the door and walk out, but she was worried that the pig's feet were still waiting outside the door.

So he went back and sat on the edge of the bed, not knowing what to do.

Qin Yang knew that someone was already stunned, so he shook his head with a wry smile, opened the door and went into the kitchen to get food.

Here, Xiao Qian'er also walked out of the bedroom and saw Qi Xiangtian still squatting next to the computer, waiting to reason with her.

Who knew that at this time, the heroine Li Mingyue also ran out and complained to Xiao Qian'er: "What you wrote is too bland, even I feel bored, you should have a golden finger with my family."

In the real world, it's hard to succeed without a gold finger.

That's why so many web novels, especially popular ones, are either reborn or systematic.

Because only in this way can readers read it coolly, so they like it.

For example, if I am contracting a winery now, you should give me a special ability, as long as the wine I blend with my own hands will be more mellow than other people's wine, and have a longer aftertaste, so that people will not rush to buy my wine?

It's hard for me not to get rich! ”

Xiao Qian'er originally wanted to refute, but thinking about what they said was indeed reasonable, why didn't she think of these earlier?

No wonder the collection is so small, and it is still collected every day, alas, it seems that it is still their own problem.

Thinking of this, Xiao Qian'er sighed and muttered in a low voice: "Since you think I can't do it, then you can do whatever you think, and I'll just follow your thinking." ”

"Isn't your husband a programmer? Just tell him to quickly design a software that can automatically code words, as long as the author gets the name of the protagonist out, pig's feet according to their own ideas, automatically generate text and stories, you just sit next to it and watch, save worry and trouble, maybe the effect is good, kill two birds with one stone. ”

The female pig's foot Li Mingyue shrugged her shoulders and said whimsically.

"Yes, this can be there." The male pig's feet immediately applauded to the sky to express their support.

Xiao Qian'er couldn't laugh or cry, this is what she dreamed of, but with the current level of technology, can this kind of software be designed?

At this time, Qin Yang, who came out of the kitchen, heard the conversation between the three of them, patted his chest and said, "I can try, maybe it can be done." ”

I heard that pig's feet can control their own destiny, and the protagonists in Xiao Qian'er's previous eunuch novels also ran out and asked for autonomy with them.

Neither of them are male or female pig's feet and they are not willing to be eunuchs.

The man wants to find a beautiful daughter-in-law with a lot of tickets and luxury cars.

Women want to marry handsome guys, and some even want to be queens.

Everyone was noisy and noisy.

Xiao Qian'er was made big, threw the mouse with a snap, hugged her head and shouted: "What do you like, don't trouble me." ”

It was still her husband Qin Yang who was smart, he turned off the electricity at once, and a few pig's feet in the novel obediently got into the computer, and the room was quiet all of a sudden.

Xiao Qian'er stretched out her thumb and praised her husband and said, "Husband, are you still amazing?" ”

"Who am I? I'm your husband, I'm not good, who is good? Quick, let's lift it high! ”

After Qin Yang finished speaking, he picked up someone all of a sudden, didn't go to the bedroom, and hooked the door with his foot, so that he could close it with a bang.

I think you will soon have Xiao Qian'er's delicate voice: "Husband, you hate it!" ”

"Husband, you're so annoying!"

"Husband, you're so annoying!"

"Husband..."

The sound grew quieter and quieter, while the other voices grew heavier and heavier, and finally all of them were drowned out.