"Did the world come first, the chicken or the egg?"

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"Oh, it's the Good Heavenly Venerable. ”

An old man came with a piano in his arms and sat down as well.

"It's Zhuge Qin Demon. ”

Excellent Tianzun said in a loud voice. "Poor Dao has heard your name for a long time, and I have no chance to meet. Unexpectedly, you took the initiative to find me, but Poor Dao didn't know why. Can you tell us? ”

"Yes, yes. The poor road is Zhuge Ji, and people call it the Qin Demon. ”

Zhuge Ji is also known as Zhuge Qin Demon, born with nine fingers. Since he was born, he knew that he was Ji Lao, gave up his family, laughed and went out, "I want Gao Ji, I want to be Ji Lao!"

The people of the time said: "Good, what a boy, the future achievements are limitless." ”

A strange beast jingled the cat passing by, staring at Zhuge Qin Demon on the ground, and praised: "You are extraordinary, I am willing to conclude a contract with you." Would you like to?"

Zhuge Qin said: "Ding Dong cat, it's an honor, I'm willing." Come on, become my contract beast. ”

So the newborn Zhuge Qin Demon and Ding Dong Cat signed a contract, "Ding Dong Cat, why did you choose me to be your contract owner?"

"Because I appreciate you." ”

Zhuge Qin Mo said: "Appreciate me, I don't have pants yet, what do you admire about me?"

"I like to watch your little screw grow and become a rolling pin." In this way, I have a sense of accomplishment. ”

Zhuge Qin said: "It seems to make sense." ”

Ding Dong Cat said: "Zhuge Qin Demon, you will become the Great Base Elder, as your contract beast, I will also become a big contract beast." Let's create brilliance together. Come, I'll take you to a place first, let someone cut for you, your little screw, I don't allow others to see it, I can only look at it alone. ”

Zhuge Qin said to the devil: "Good." ”

The above is the previous encounter between Zhuge Qin Demon and Ding Dong Cat. It's also legendary.

The two elders of the Ji Lao world, Zhuge Qin Demon and Excellent Tianzun, they met in Yue Jing Butiao Mountain. With the river as the boundary, the two looked at each other, each shocked. Zhuge Qin Demon said: "Excellent Tianzun, let me stroke the qin for you, okay?"

Excellent Tianzun said: "It's not good. There is a question in the poor road that I can't figure out, I have heard for a long time that Zhuge Qin Demon is a descendant of the great sage, and he is extremely intelligent, can he solve the confusion of the poor road?"

Zhuge Qin Mo said: "Is there a chicken or an egg first?"

Excellent Tianzun said: "Yes." ”

Zhuge Qin Demon said: "Tianzun, I also ask you a question, is there a rotten girl in the world first? Did the old man create the rotten girl, or did the rotten girl beautify the old man?"

Excellent Tianzun said: "I was not a Ji Lao at the beginning, and I was also a man with a normal orientation, but a woman broke into my life, she looked at the portrait of Ji Lao with me every day, and transmitted the knowledge of Ji Lao to me. I didn't want to listen, so she beat me up until my mother didn't know me. ”

Zhuge Qin Mo said: "Then Tianzun, you succumb? According to that woman's wishes, you became a member of the great Ji Lao? ”

Excellent Tianzun said: "No, I still have a lot of backbone, and my bones are also very clear, so I keep my beliefs and believe that what I like is a girl, not a little fresh meat." ”

Zhuge Qin Demon said: "Oh, what can make Tianzun change his attention? ”

Excellent Tianzun said: "It's a man, a handsome man!"

Zhuge Qin said: "Sure enough, before the time comes, the man doesn't know that he likes the man; Hahahaha, Heavenly Dao Ruosi, the cycle of cause and effect, who is dodging. ”

Excellent Tianzun said: "Zhuge Qin Demon, you are enough! And you are wrong. It was a handsome man who made Poor Dao change his mind, but he was not a Ji Lao! ”

Zhuge Qinmo snorted: "Tianzun, when did you become so indecisive? The other party is not Ji Lao, you can turn him into Ji Lao, if one day doesn't work, then two days, if two days don't work, then three days, four days, one month, two months, three months." Time is not a problem, there is truth in the world, why worry about the man is not Gaoji. ”

Excellent Tianzun said: "Zhuge Qin Demon, what qualifications do you have to say the poor way." But I've heard that you've met a rival, and you can't take him. ”

Zhuge Qin Demon shook his head and said, "Yes, it's Wang Jitu." My enemies are also my esteemed Taoist friends. ”

Excellent Tianzun said: "Hahaha, it is really Wang Jitu." Wang Jitu, also known as Wang Laoji, he has twin brothers, Jiaji Leopard, all of whom are big names in the old world. Zhuge Qin Demon, I have heard the deeds of the three of you. ”

Zhuge Qin Demon said: "Tianzun, I am not here today to discuss with you the matter between me and Wang Jitu!"

Come out, Blue Fatty!

Zhuge Qin Demon shouted, and a blue cat appeared, its name was Jingle Cat, and it was called staring // crotch meow. As soon as this cat appeared, it immediately stared at the pants of the excellent Tianzun.

Star, star, star.

Excellent Tianzun said under great pressure. "Jingle Cat, what a rude cat. Do you want to compare yourself with the poor road, don't think that you are a cat, the poor road will not dare to destroy you. ”

"Meow you (muffled) (muffled)!" said the clank-bell.

"Excellent Tianzun, when Ben Meow was born, you were still a little tadpole, how dare you be presumptuous in front of me. Jingle said solemnly. "Even Zhuge Qin Demon, he respects me very much, and you need to fear me. ”

Brushing, the excellent Tianzun swept the dust, "Hmph, blue fat man, don't be ashamed." The poor way does not respect the heavens and the earth, but only worships the god of the old people. What kind of thing are you, arrogant in front of the poor road, when the poor road is just fasting?"

Zhuge Qin Demon said: "Two, two!"

Don't talk nonsense, we're here to discuss things, not to be angry. "Tianzun, Blue Fat Man, no, Jingle Cat, you all calm down. We guys, we need to maintain our demeanor, don't tear up because of trivial things, what kind of system you become, the god of the old will laugh at you. ”

Excellent Tianzun said: "Poor Dao has just completed the agreement with one person, and he is in a good mood. If you have any nonsense, just say it, maybe the poor road will help you solve it. ”

Zhuge Qin Mo said: "Complete the agreement, do you really think it's done?

Jingle Cat also said, "Tianzun, you are too young. ”

The fine Tianzun said angrily: "Young, does the poor Dao look young? You are honest with you, of course you are young, you have a face of collagen, can you not be young, how can you be like your Zhuge Qin Demon, you look old-fashioned, and you are a blue fat man, you are fat into a blue ball, lose weight. ”

Zhuge Qin Demon plucked the strings, and hundreds of blue sound arcs swirled out, splitting his head and face, and beckoning to the fine Tianzun.

Ding Dong Cat also took out the bamboo dragonfly from his pocket, rubbed his hands, and the bamboo dragonfly flew out, swinging a whirlpool of energy like water lines, and swept towards the excellent Tianzun.

As soon as Tianzun opened his mouth, he offended Zhuge Qin Demon and Ding Dong Cat, and one person and one cat made a killing move, and they tore apart from the excellent Tianzun across the river.

Brush!

The excellent Tianzun flew up, with two balls of base qi on the soles of his feet, and his Taoist robe encouraged, "Zhuge Qin Demon, I won't tell you, Poor Dao and Wang Jitu are also Taoist friends." But you wandered between him and Jaki Leopard, couldn't make up your mind, and let the two of them down. Either choose Wang Laoji or Jiaji Leopard, what are you now, do you both accept it?"

"Capture the big palm print. The left hand of the excellent Tianzun slapped it, boom, the air wave exploded, and a big hand ten zhang long suddenly pressed downward, smashing the hundreds of sound arcs released by Zhuge Qin Demon.

And Tianzun's dust swept away a cloud of basic light, like a vast wave of smoke, engulfing the bamboo dragonfly that Jingle Cat rubbed out.

"Hahaha, if Tianzun doesn't make a move, you should be a poor bully?"

The excellent Tianzun was in mid-air, proudly sweeping Zhuge Qin Demon and Ding Dong Cat.

"Zhuge Qin Demon, you have a jingle cat as a helper, and the poor road also has it. Come out, poor contract beast, Shizuka beast!"

"Nani, it's Shizukamon!" Clankle said in shock.

Thundered!

The void shook, the clouds moved in all directions, and the strange fragrance diffused, and then, a figure descended, "Jingle Cat, do you know who I am." "The man was clearly a girl.

"Shizukamon!" Clankle stepped back.

"Hehehe, you know it's me, how dare you escape? Jingle Bell, where is Nobita, aren't you staying with him. Shizuka walked towards Clank-bell.

Peal pedal, pedal, pedal. Clankling Cat couldn't stop backing away, her blue face distorted. "Shizuka beast, don't chase me. Nobita didn't stay with me either. There is no possibility between me and him, isn't this worthy of your heart, you are rare, then be brave to pursue him, I will bless you. ”

Brush!

A blue light shot up into the sky, and the jingle cat fled to the northeast.

"Where to go. ”

Shizuka beast turned into a streamer, followed closely behind, and did not give up.

Excellent Tianzun said at this time: "Zhuge Qin Demon, it's okay now, one-on-one is fair." Come on. Tear it up!"

Zhuge Qin Mo said: "Hehe, what a Tianzun." Good means, I didn't expect Shizuka Beast to become your contract beast, which happens to be the sworn enemy of Jingle Bell Cat. It's perfect for you to use her to pinch the jingle cat. ”

Excellent Tianzun said: "Zhuge Qin Demon." Attention comes. ”

The dust in Tianzun's right hand swept away, the light was clear, and a sword plate rose up, and immediately, the sword qi surged, and the cold grabbed the cage for thousands of feet.

There are a total of seven seven and forty-nine long swords on the sword plate, with the tip of the sword facing outward and the hilt facing inward.

The dust of the fine heavenly venerable dispersed, holding the sword plate.

"Zhuge Qin Demon, the length of your ability and rolling pin is not inferior to that of Poor Dao, but you are a negative person, if you don't look for Poor Dao, Poor Dao will also find you, and hate Poor Dao's friend Wang Jitu. ”

"Excellent Tianzun, the matter between me and Wang Jitu, I don't care what basket you have. What are you nervous about, do you also like Wang Jitu!"

Zhuge Qinmo's face was pale, "Okay, Excellent Tianzun, it turns out that you fought with this idea." Wang Jitu, he is mine, you die. ”

Excellent Tianzun snorted: "Yours, you really dare to say it." ”

Just when Zhuge Qin Demon and Excellent Tianzun were about to tear apart, a majestic figure descended from the sky, his silver hair was like frost, his long beard was flying, his body was full of energy, his eyes were wide, his spirit was flying, and between his expectations, the base light was swaying.

"Wang Jitu!"

"It's Wang Jitu!"

Zhuge Qin Demon and Excellent Tianzun said at the same time.

"How did you come here? ”

Zhuge Qin Demon, Excellent Tianzun and Dao.

The two were both happy and worried. The joy is that Wang Jitu finally appeared, but the worry is that his face is indifferent, and he has no good face for both of them.

Wang Jitu stroked his beard and sighed: "Tianzun, it's been a long time. ”

Excellent Tianzun immediately put away the sword plate and said with a smile: "Oh, oh, it's Wang Daoyou, where did Daoyou go, poor Dao wants to kill you." Come on, let's go to Broken Bei Mountain, and talk about the pain of parting. ”

Zhuge Qinmo sneered, "Did I say let you leave, stay all!"

Wang Ji was lukewarm and said, "Zhuge Qin Demon, do you know what you're talking about, stay, you can keep me?" Why don't you meet my brother Gaki Leopard, you're a couple, and I'm nothing. ”

Zhuge Qin Demon said: "Friends, don't say that! I, my rarest person is still you!"

Wang Jitu was furious, "Shut up, I have never seen such a brazen person." Wang is not worthy of you, and he dare not testify with you. ”

Excellent Tianzun said in a timely manner: "Daoyou said it well, Zhuge Qin Demon, you also heard it, why bother to rap again, who did the sky bypass, you first took Wang Jitu, and what face appeared in front of him." If it were you, you would have thrown yourself into the river. ”

Facing the ridicule of the excellent Tianzun, Zhuge Qin Demon was ashamed and ashamed, and said with a wry smile: "Wang Jitu, we are all Ji Lao, and we are all rare little fresh meat, but I have always had you in my heart." No one can take your place, not even the Jaki Leopard. ”

Wang Ji said: "It's just Wang Laoji below, not as good as Jiaji Leopard." Zhuge Qin Demon, you can leave, I still have something to say to Tianzun. ”

Excellent Tianzun was overjoyed, "Hahaha, Zhuge Qin Demon, you also heard it, leave quickly." Poor Dao wants to catch up with Wang Daoyou, it's none of your business, don't get in the way. ”

Zhuge Qin stood in place with no intention of leaving. He said in his heart, he wants us to leave, but it can't be. I'm going to stay here and not let you (silence) the base. Excellent Tianzun, you are really not a good person, on the surface you are a Taoist friend of Wang Jitu, but you are rare in his beauty // sex. Thinking of this, Zhuge Qinmo's heart ached like a needle prick. "I'm so sad, why don't my friends understand me? Zhuge Qin Mo sighed.

Compared with Zhuge Qinmo of Kubi, Excellent Tianzun was unsatisfactory, "Wang Daoyou, let's take a walk, let's change places, this place is not suitable for reminiscence." Poor Dao knows a quiet place, so let's leave. ”

As soon as the words fell, the excellent Tianzun grabbed Wang Jitu's hand and strode away. Wang Jitu did not object.

Zhuge Qin's idea of killing the excellent Tianzun was even more intense, brush, he stepped out and chased after him, not letting the two Ji Lao in front of him leave safely.

"Hmph, Zhuge Qin Demon, you still don't give up. Damn it. Excellent Tianzun sneered in his heart, he swept the dust, and the sword plate came out again, hanging in the air, and suddenly aimed at the Zhuge Qin Demon behind him.

The meaning of the sword could not be clearer, if the Qin Demon does not give up, then be the dead ghost under the sword!

"My heart belongs, and there is a mountain of knives in front of me, and I will go to it. It's a sea of fire, and that's fine. gave up the bones before he could return with his friends. Zhuge Qin Demon let out a long shout, sat in the air, and a long case flew over, pop! Qin Demon put down his guqin.

"I want to sing, I want to redeem Wang Jitu, I want to tear up the better Tianzun!"

Zhuge Qinmo's eyes were resolute and clear.

"If you are sad, you want to Gao Billy!" only to hear Zhuge Qinmo sing slowly.

He plucked the strings with his fingers like flying. "I'm the old guy who was hurt by love, the old guy!" he sang.

Fa tree! Excellent Tianzun secretly said. I didn't expect his skin to be so thick, and the walls were no more than that. "Sing, you sing. Poor Dao dances with a flying sword for you. ”

Tianzun was angry, and with a brush, the dust swept out and hit the sword plate. At this moment, the sword surged, like a peony blooming under the bridge, "Qin Demon, take it!"

"Hahaha. I'm afraid you won't make it. Zhuge Qinmo smiled.

"For the sake of my beloved friend, I want to tear you apart, Tianzun. Qin Demon said angrily.