016. It's in our trenches
When they returned to the dormitory at night, as soon as Qi Quan and Jiang Lin opened the door, Lu Wei's "corpse" was lying at the door in a "big" shape, and they almost stepped on it.
Qi Quan was so frightened that his heart suddenly burst, and he quickly squatted down to try his breathing and heartbeat first, and then opened his eyes to take a look, and breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that he was not dead.
He stood up, kicked on the "corpse", and said, "Don't play dead, what's the matter?" Got your girlfriend again? ”
Jiang Lin bypassed Lu Wei and returned to his desk, and when he didn't see anything, he turned on the computer and immediately entered the study state.
Lu Wei sighed, opened his eyes, sat up from the ground, and said: "This time it really has nothing to do with my girlfriend, if you want to blame me, you can only blame me for the short circuit in my head back then, I want to choose the direction of pediatrics, you don't know what I went through today, my head is full of those bear children's cries now, and I am about to have a nervous breakdown." ”
"Hahahaha-" Qi Quan sat on the chair and was about to laugh, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Come on brother, before becoming a good pediatrician, you should learn from the kindergarten teacher." Eh, isn't your girlfriend a preschool education major? ”
"Yes, so today after being tortured by the bear child, I was educated by my girlfriend again, and I re-experienced the fear of being dominated by learning." Lu Wei raised his head to look at the bright moon and lowered his head with two lines of tears.
Qi Quan: "......"
Except sympathy he didn't want to say anything.
Qi Quan sighed, turned his head to look at Jiang Lin, and said, "Brother Lin, the mainland may need your comfort at this time. ”
Jiang Lin said while browsing the knowledge network to search for papers: "There is no easy way to study medicine, you should blame not for choosing pediatrics when you were dividing directions, but for choosing medicine when you filled in the college entrance examination that year." ”
Qi Quan/Lu Wei: "......"
Incisive! It's in our trenches.
Jiang Lin continued: "But since you have embarked on this road of no return, you have time to complain, so it is better to read more books." ”
Qi Quan/Lu Wei: "......"
Brother Lin is worthy of being Brother Lin, and he is so stylish when he sprinkles chicken soup!
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Grace.
Jiang Lin stared at the newly certified friend on her phone, her avatar was a picture of a well-behaved baby kneeling on the ground pretending to be well-behaved, inexplicably full of joy.
Clicking on the opening photo, Jiang Lin saw her personality signature: the new generation of Xiaohua in the Chinese music scene, the ultimate dancer of the international standard waltz.
Jiang Lin: "......"
Singing out of tune without knowing it, dancing a waltz alone. He still clearly remembers the morning when she spun and jumped alone on the mountain, and it was indeed appropriate to match her moving singing voice.
Grace, he wanted to say that the name Ye Niang was really not very elegant, but a bit silly, anyway, he would not give his daughter this kind of name in the future, if he had a daughter in the future.
Jiang Lin clicked into Grace's page, and the personality label wall was full of one word: sweets. It seems that she really likes sweets, I really don't understand, that thing is sweet and greasy, what is delicious.
Jiang Lin's finger fell on "My Space", and just as he was about to point in, he was stunned suddenly, and his fingers stiffened.
What's he doing? How do you subconsciously want to turn over Ye Yayi's space, this kind of behavior of secretly flipping over the girl's space is likely to be misunderstood, especially when Ye Yayi sees the visitor record of the space...... Thankfully, he reacted in time.
Jiang Lin quickly exited the QQ interface, put his phone on the table, and continued the great project of writing a thesis. But he couldn't settle down, and sat in front of the computer for nearly half an hour, not even typing out a hundred words, he looked back at the hundred words, and then deleted them all in a frustration.