"Tony ~ Stark?"

Abner looked at the mustache that was wrapped in a thick steel plate and buried in the yellow sand, and asked directly in an affirmative voice.

"Americans? New York? ”

It seemed that Abner was from New York from the accent, and Tony asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Yes！ Mr. Stark, it looks like you're not in very good shape, do you want me to pull you out for help? ”

"Oh~ thank you!"

Watch Tony crawl out of the bunker. Stark, the future Iron Man, did not have a trace of his previous spirit, but was tired and depressed, and his body was also staggering and trance-like.

"Where is this?"

"The desert of southwestern Afghanistan, where is it ......"

Abner shrugged at Tony, his hands spread out helplessly.

"Fuck, I think I need a phone!"

Tony. Stark said this, and looked at Abner with expectant eyes, and Abner spread his hands helplessly......

"Damn, are you still living in a primitive society, wandering in the desert without even bringing communication equipment, how the hell did you survive!"

"It's a pity, Mr. Tony, I seem to be living better than you."

"Damn, these bitches raised it!"

Tony turned his head and cursed in a low voice, then helplessly followed Abner.

The yellow sand in the desert is soft and easy to trap, and most of the calves are submerged in the yellow sand when you step on it, so Tony behind Abner walks with a shallow foot and a shallow foot, and it is extremely physically demanding.

At the beginning Tony. Stark hadn't noticed it yet, but after he had almost fallen again, he suddenly realized that the stranger walking in front of him had taken every step as if he had measured it with a ruler, exactly the same.

And walking on this soft sand is effortless, and it seems unusually easy.

"Hi, what's your name?"

"Abner! Abner. Perez! ”

"Abner? Well, Abner! How did you end up here? ”

Faced with Tony's doubts, Abner turned his head and smiled.

"I just came back from a spiritual trip to the Sahara Desert, and I saw the news in the newspaper that you were kidnapped in Afghanistan, so I came to Afghanistan to have a look, and I traveled by the way."

"I didn't expect my luck to be so good."

"Okay...... Your hobbies are great, just as cool as I am. ”

……

After the two of them talked nonsense like this, they finally got familiar with each other.

If Abner's distant memory is not mistaken, in the original plot Tony. Stark seems to have landed and was rescued from the desert by his good friend James Roddy not long after.

But obviously, this is not a movie world, and until nightfall, Abner did not see any signs of planes in the air.

And Tony, behind Abner, is already crumbling.

I had been working day and night, fearfully to create my own steel armor, and then I escaped from the cage after a vicious fight, and finally I was able to follow behind me and walk for hours in this difficult desert, I have to say that this perseverance is not something ordinary people can have.

So soon after finding a sheltered sand slope in Abner as a campsite and lighting a campfire, Tony hastily ate a few mouthfuls of Abner's dry food, and fell asleep in the sand......

Abner, on the other hand, watched the sleeping Tony fall into a long period of thought.

Tony. Stark, as the future Iron Man, or has become the Iron Man, and is also the president of Stark Industries, one of the pillars of the future Avengers, is undoubtedly a thick thigh.

And this thigh is still made of golden gold, and it is undoubtedly a good deal to make a good fortune when he is in trouble.

This trip to Afghanistan on a whim is undoubtedly the right one......

……

Tony in the middle of the night. Stark woke up in a jolt and cold.

When he pulled himself out of the sand, he saw that the bonfire beside him had long been extinguished, and Abner, who was not far from him, crossed his hands on the ground and held his head like a snoring tiger.

As the vertebrae rose and fell in bursts, the sand in the ground suddenly jumped.

Well......

Ooh......

Together with a volt is very regular, and then look at Abner lying on the ground, for a moment Tony seems to really see a tiger, with a unique charm all over his body.

Just when Tony was fascinated, he saw Abner's eyes open, and suddenly two cold lights swept out of his eyes, and Tony's eyes were pierced with tears.

"This ...... It's amazing, Abner, you know? I just saw you as a tiger, what is this? ”

"This is an ancient secret method of internal practice from Huaguo - Tiger and Leopard Thunder Sound, which can continuously improve the physical quality after long-term practice."

"Secret...... Law...... Could it be that this is the legendary Chinese kung fu, like in the King of Fighters tournament? ”

"Abner, will this be the secret ...... Law ~ Teach me how! ”

At Tony's words, Abner closed his eyes directly.

"Sleep Tony, you need to save up some energy, I can feel a huge sandstorm sweeping across the desert tomorrow, and it seems that some of your friends will come with you."

But apparently Tony. Stark didn't listen to Abner's words.

"Abner, teach me this Chinese kung fu!"

"I can exchange dollars, luxury cars, and villas with you!"

"And I still have a lot of beautiful women's phones, you like to be a little taller? Or is it a little sexier? Or is it a little busier? ”

A few hours of sleep had apparently refreshed Tony's spirits, and he finally chattered about the benefits as he approached Abner's side and groped for his spine.

"Ahh......h

Tony. Stark only felt a pain like an electric shock, the scenery in front of him shook, and he flew directly upside down a few meters away, and fell heavily on the sand.

"Mr. Tony, this is the first time, and you won't be so lucky the second time!"

Abner continued to close his eyes and said coldly.

But apparently Abner underestimated Tony. Stark's identity as an adventurer did not touch Abner again, but some of the miscellaneous items on his side did fall on Abner one after another.

First it was a small dead branch, then some gravel, and then it became a rag on a garment......

And Tony. Stark watched the vibration of Abner's body excitedly, and nodded thoughtfully.

When a gerbil from Tony. Stark threw it out in his hand, and when it fell on him, Abner couldn't hold back anymore!

"Mr. Tony! I think it's time for you to rest! ”

Bang, Tony. Stark fell limply on the sand, and the world fell silent......