One hundred and four squad leader's persistence
The squad leader finally raised his head, looked at Xuan Yinan, and said angrily, "What is the method?"
Xuan Yinan found a stool and sat on the other side of the big wooden basin and said, "This recipe is from Qianjinfang, hey, sister, do you know what Qianjinfang means? ”
"There is a recipe for the treatment of men's paralysis of the mouth and tongue, and the content is as follows: Take and moisten the saliva of the girl before marriage, and it will be effective immediately, and it will be healed three times. ”
What does this passage mean? That is to say, the saliva of a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl to a girl before marriage can cure a man's oral and tongue paralysis, but there is a problem here, you also know, in ancient times, girls were virgins before marriage, so this is translated into the current words that the saliva of a virgin from thirteen or fourteen to eighteen or nineteen years old can cure men's oral and tongue paralysis, and the effect is obvious once, and it will be better after three times. ”
The squad leader thought for a moment and said, "You're so disgusting, who would eat someone else's spit?"
Xuan Yinan smiled, "Then do you want to cure my brother's paralysis of the tongue?"
The squad leader gave him a blank look and said, "Nonsense." ”
"That's good, I have a good way to avoid being so disgusting, do you want to give it a try?"
The squad leader asked, "How?"
Xuan Yi Nan said, "Of course, it's a mouth?"
"What do you mean?"
Before Xuan Yinan could speak, suddenly the door opened, and the old lady came in; "Silly girl, this bastard is trying to deceive you into kissing Eleven." ”
"Huh?" When the squad leader heard this, his face turned crimson with anger, and he glared at Xuan Yinandao; "I know that you are not well-intentioned." ”
The old lady asked, "Girl, are you not hurt?"
When the squad leader heard this, he couldn't hold back his tears anymore, stood up, threw himself into the old lady's arms and cried, and said while crying, "Grandma, it's all my uselessness, I'm so badly injured, I'm useless, I'm so scared that I can't move...... Grandma, what should I do?......"
The old lady brushed the squad leader's back and said, "You are a girl's family, this is not easy, besides, isn't there nothing to do now? You don't have to take it too seriously, I was not as good as you back then, you were still young, and there were fewer things to go through, and when there were more things to pass in the future, you would naturally not be afraid of anything, okay, don't cry, crying grandma will be distressed......
The squad leader said, "But Eleven still can't speak, what if he can't speak?......
Xuan Yinan whispered on the side, "Then you will marry him, anyway, it is not good to marry a daughter-in-law if you can't speak......
The old lady said angrily, "Shut up, didn't you see what your sister was crying about?"
The squad leader didn't have time to Li Xuan Yinan, he finally saw someone close to him, how could he cry out all the tears in his stomach, although Chen Shiyi couldn't speak, but there was no problem with hearing, looking at the squad leader, he felt very uncomfortable, usually the squad leader's clothes were too much ash, but now his body was full of ash, a sleeve was torn, and the clothes inside were also torn and had a long opening, which means that the squad leader's clothes were of good quality, like Chen Shiyi's, they became strips.
The old lady persuaded for a while, and the squad leader almost cried, and finally stopped crying, but suddenly her stomach rang, and the old lady said, "Child, this is hungry, Yinan, go buy breakfast." ”
"Xingle" Xuan Yinan hurriedly agreed, looked at the squad leader and asked, "Sister, what do you want to eat, tell my brother, brother will buy it for you." ”
The squad leader raised his nose and said, "I want to eat a full breakfast of vegetarian Xinzhai......
"I'm ......" Xuan Yinan's heart trembled, the breakfast in that place is not ordinary expensive, ordinary people can't afford to eat, she still wants a full set, this is obviously going to trap people, revenge,; "I ...... Can you eat it?"
The squad leader said, "And eleven." ”
Xuan Yinan nodded his finger, pointed at the squad leader, and said, "Okay, even if you are ruthless, I will buy it for you." "Gritted his teeth and went out.
The old lady couldn't help laughing, and the squad leader also broke into laughter, and said, "Grandma, when will eleven be good?"
The old lady said, "Don't worry, your master's medicine is good, it doesn't take until night, eleven should be almost fine, at least walking, talking is no problem." ”
"Division...... "Hearing the old lady say this, the squad leader and Chen Shiyi couldn't help but look at the old lady, I don't know who this is talking about?
The old lady was stunned for a moment, but immediately understood, and said with a smile, "The one surnamed Tang is the senior brother of our generation, but he ran away because of a little thing when he was young, so we didn't say anything about it, and we haven't seen each other for many years, he didn't tell you, maybe there are other reasons." ”
Only then did the two of them understand that it was no wonder that the old man surnamed Tang was so generous, and two such good treasures were given to the two of them like this, it turned out to be from the grandfather's generation, if so, can you test and ask for a few more good things?
At this time, the squad leader's mobile phone rang, and he quickly took it out to see that it was his father, looked at the old lady and said, "Grandma, it's my father, he didn't know when I came out last night, can't I answer the phone now?"
The old lady said, "Take it, don't worry your father." ”
The squad leader pouted and pressed the answer, and sure enough, the old Song over there was anxious but whispered, "Minmin, where did you go early in the morning? Today and Sunday, your mother wanted to take you to buy clothes, but as soon as I opened the door of your room, I found that you were not there, and the bed was cold, so she yelled at me, and I said that you went to exercise, you don't know, until the last time you had an accident, your mother has been a little nervous, I'm afraid that something will happen to you, where are you now? I'll pick you up." ”
The squad leader said, "Dad, I have something, you don't have to pick me up, you tell my mother, I have a lot of clothes, I don't need to buy ......"
Lao Song asked, "What's wrong, Minmin, I don't hear what you're talking about, what's wrong?" tell me." ”
The squad leader said, "Oh Dad, I can't say a word or two on the phone, I'll go back and tell you again in the evening, I have to hang ......up now," said the old lady, who quickly shook her hand and stretched out her hand to the squad leader, and the squad leader had to put the phone in the old lady's hand. He turned around to take care of Chen Shiyi, took a handkerchief dipped in the potion and wiped the wounds on Chen Shiyi's face, and reached out to gently push Chen Shiyi's hair aside, that gentleness, it was really heartwarming.
The old lady picked up the phone and said, "Hey, Sizu?"
Old Song is calling his daughter; "Min...... Ah, it's my godmother, oops, I'm scared to death, godmother, I'm relieved to have you with Minmin, she...... What's wrong?"
The old lady went so far as to tell her the story, and finally said, "Don't worry, she's fine, so I'll persuade her to go back." ”
When the squad leader heard this, he hurriedly said, "Grandma, you tell my dad that I won't go back unless I say anything, unless Eleven is fine." ”
The old lady said, "Look at this child......
Lao Song said, "Alas, godmother, forget it, don't persuade her, Minmin's temper I know, I am very stubborn when I am young." I'll take a moment to take a look, what kind of godmother, I have to think of a way to send Minmin's mother now, first?"
The old lady said, "Okay, you get busy first." ”
"Master. Liu Jie said, "That kid surnamed Chen shouldn't be able to die, after all, Old Man Tang's medicinal skills are very high." I really didn't expect that kid to be able to handle that ghost baby. ”
Mo Jianqing sneered, "It's nothing, he can't stop anything at all." ”
"What about our plan?" Liu Jie said, "Do you want to change?"
Mo Jianyan said, "It can't change, we can't wait any longer, the longer we wait, the worse it will be for us, the rainy day in four days, we can't miss it anymore, let's prepare everything in these two days, and act together when the time comes." ”
Of course, the old lady has nothing to say about the squad leader's stubbornness, after all, she also hopes that the squad leader can get along with her nephew, and it didn't take long for Xuan Yinan to buy breakfast back, and the squad leader washed his face and ate something, Chen Shiyi can't eat it now, so he can only watch the squad leader eat...... Youxuan Yinan is here, the old lady returned to the living room, the three brothers and sisters are almost finished, seeing that the old lady is back, Chen Er asked, "Sister, how is Eleven?"
The old lady said, "It's nothing, it's almost fine in the afternoon......
Chen Erdao, "You can't delay the matter in four days, we told Senior Brother just now, there will be a rainy day in four days, and we all feel that Mo Jianjing will not miss that good day, after all, the longer she waits, the less beneficial it will be for her." ”
The old lady said, "Well, it's okay, I'll give Eleven a few good medicines these days, and besides, I think we can use this to confuse the old ghost woman." ”
The three old men looked at the old lady, paused, and nodded.
Song Sizu really came in the afternoon, after all, how could he rest assured that his daughter was gone? When he came, Chen Shiyi was almost fine, but his tongue was still not flexible, and when he saw Lao Song coming, "#%......*%—" Although he was almost able to stand up, he didn't dare to get up, he didn't have any clothes.
Song Sizu hurriedly stopped Chen Shiyi, and then looked at his daughter, it was really ...... He had been so miserable, but he couldn't go home like this, but Lao Song had a way. However, the squad leader felt that Chen Shiyi was not good, and he was still reluctant to go, there was no way, Chen Shiyi focused on it, raised his arm and shook it;"#¥%......%......-".
Everyone was also persuaded for a while, and the squad leader had to nod, and the old lady called her aside and said, "Child, you can go back first today, but in the next few days, you can take good care of the eleven, maybe he has to move for a few days and it is not very convenient, so he ...... in school."
The squad leader said, "Grandma, don't worry, no matter where you are, I will take good care of Eleven." ”
The old lady smiled, sent the squad leader and Song's father away, and asked Xuan Yinan to help Chen Shiyi wash and clean, and Wu Feng first got two pieces of his own clothes for Chen Shiyi to wear, and then asked Ji Liang to take Xuan Yinan's car to send Chen Shiyi home.
The most important thing is that Ji Liang had to explain the plan to Chen Shiyi, and after listening to it, Chen Shiyi nodded, and began to prepare in secret