Chapter 498 - Regularly Release Stink
Bai Yan watched the whole family faint from the stench, and she didn't react a little, so she stood in place in a daze, thinking, how can a fart have such a great power? Moreover, why is it that when the family has a problem, there is nothing to do with it?
Just when Bai Yan was puzzled, she suddenly felt an itch on the tip of her nose, and she realized that Ah Fu's big tail that was about to fall off was actually covered on her face, which saved her.
"What can I do?" Bai Yan knows some simple ways to save people, but she really doesn't know what to do when she is stunned by a fart.
There was no way, Bai Yan could only squat obediently to the side, guarding the family, and from time to time pinching their people with her own claws.
Ah Fu saw Bai Yan pinching them, and it did the same, stretching out its claws to paste the faces of several people.
"You hurry back to dinner." Bai Yan touched Ah Fu's head, and after touching one handful, she couldn't help but touch the second handful.
Unexpectedly, their rabbits would be able to touch the fox's tail one day.
But when I think about it, I have given birth to a little wolf cub, which doesn't seem strange.
Seeing Bai Yan take his hand back, Ah Fu seemed to feel a little pity, and it rubbed Bai Yan's hand with his head again, but because the smell had not dissipated, there was no way, and it had to go to the back seat to eat honestly in frustration.
Bai Yan stayed for about half an hour, Jiang's father and Pingxi were the first to wake up, and as soon as Jiang's father woke up, he first looked at the absence of the family, and then he breathed a sigh of relief and patted Zhao's face.
"Dad, were we stunned by the fox's fart just now?" Pingxi was very staggered.
"%......*..."Seeing Father Jiang nodding, Pingxi cursed an inaudible swear word in his mouth.
"How does this smell like this? What did this Ah Fu grow up eating? How can it stink so much? Ping Xi slapped King Ping's face, and she couldn't help pinching her nose until now.
It was Father Jiang and Zhao who slowly woke up, and the two seemed to look at each other thoughtfully.
"Dad, if only Ah Fu kept farting so stinky." Zhao said softly.
Father Jiang nodded.
"I've heard people in the palace say before that Ah Fu grew up eating those elixirs since he was a child." King Ping rubbed his nose and quickly grabbed a flower and sniffed it on the tip of his nose.
"Elixir, huh." Pingxi shook his head: "The emperor also eats those elixirs, in my opinion, the emperor will eat to death sooner or later, maybe the emperor's fart will stink like this." ”
"How do girls talk?" Zhao slapped Pingxi's hand, and then beckoned to Bai Yan.
"Girl, after dyeing this fox today, you will take it to your yard to raise it." Zhao Shi said very thoughtfully: "With it by your side, this is safer than putting ten secret guards in your yard." ”
Good guy, this is amazing.
Bai Yan glanced at Zhao weakly, but did not dare to speak.
"Give it more turnips, I see it loves to eat." Zhao raised his eyes and looked at Ah Fu, and saw that Ah Fu was pulling the little radish again, and Zhao was very relieved.
"You train it so that it can fart regularly." Zhao muttered quietly.
The two men on the side didn't dare to speak at all......
What the hell is this idea???