Plum Blossom Ling Han 298, I held a competition to reward the poor
"Then I gave birth to two sons, is the government giving me a bonus of one or two! Otherwise, it's not interesting for me to have two sons. I've worked so hard. A sixteen or seventeen-year-old mother holding her two sons shouted willfully.
I laughed and said, "From today, the second game will be played immediately." No matter which daughter-in-law it is, no matter what age it is, what kind of daughter-in-law of any family, as long as it can give birth to two sons, the bonus will start with ten taels of silver! Or come to my house to sign up! ”
"I also gave birth to a son. I'm nineteen years old. What should I do? Then I let my son give birth to a son, I don't care, I want to participate. I give birth to a son, or my son gives birth to a son, and that's all the same. I have a boy at home. In my opinion, you can get ten taels of silver. An eldest sister about thirty-eight years old shouted unwillingly.
I smiled and said, "Well, I gave birth to a 100 million son, I am already married, and I have given birth to a grandson, and the bonus also starts from ten taels of silver!" ”
"Aha, you just have money and nowhere to go! Okay, good thing, hahaha. A blind old man laughed.
I wittily said, "I don't have any interest in being alone. It is better to be happy alone than to be happy in all. I just like to do games. ”
"Good. Ahahahaha, okay. Hahaha. Then I also have a son, several grandchildren. Aha, I'm a mother-in-law to earn money for the family. Hey, how many taels do you give me? You'll have to make it clear. I have six grandchildren, isn't it sixty taels? You can't be stingy, rich Gege. Three of my grandsons went to war and died. I only have two sons left, and my five sons are not ...... Sick and died. My wife is also pitiful. My grandson literally died on the battlefield. I don't care, you have to reward me with a hundred taels. My two sons and daughters-in-law died on the battlefield, and there is no point in my old man's life. There was a lot of talking.
I wittily said, "Children without fathers and adults should report it, and parents without children should also report it." Then put it together and put it all together. ”
Such a proposal, many people say yes. Many people expressed satisfaction.
"It makes sense, such a splicing can be regarded as a solution. Makes sense. A gentleman and uncle said.
"Yes, especially the elderly, how pitiful they are that they have no children to serve. Children who don't have a father and a mother also need adults to take care of them. A big girl said smartly.
"In my opinion, it's a good way to go. How many taels are you rewarded? A girl said.
I smiled and said, "Family affection is priceless, it's hard to say." ”
"Ahahahaha, she's going to give me gold and silver. Aha. A poor lonely old man laughed.
There were three women who went to recognize my father on the spot, but the lonely old man only took a fancy to me and didn't like others. Many old people, old ladies, uncles and aunts also take a fancy to me, and others don't.
I said wisely, "Since you've taken a fancy to me, well, go home." Let's go. ”
I turned around and left, and then I turned around, and then I waved, and hey, a lot of people, hundreds of people, came home with me. Many people say that my alley is small. It's too narrow. Sure enough, the two wealthy families decided to tear down the yard and make the alley very spacious. Hundreds of people were happy.
Eight days later
Emperor Kangxi finally saw me earlier.
When Emperor Kangxi saw me, he immediately stepped down from the dragon chair, grabbed my ear, and said to more than 400 officials: "This is mine, I want a small gold mountain, a small silver mountain, a small grain mountain hahaha." I'm going to grab it too. Aha. ”
The Prime Minister [Hesheri Zhengyu] smiled and said, "Your Majesty, you have taken the lead. Ahahahaha. ”
Master Yushi Zhang Ben also rushed to say: "Oh, I've been arrested." Ahahahaha. I want Zhang Ben too. ”
Emperor Kangxi immediately hugged me, like snatching a good treasure, where would I put it.
Emperor Kangxi immediately said domineeringly: "Don't rob anyone with me, this little clever ghost is suitable for me." I'm going to make her a concubine. Uhhhh ”
The officials smiled: "She doesn't want to be a concubine, she is quite a big official, she wants to be a big official like Di Renjie Bao Zheng." This woman has a hard time and wants to be an official. The emperor is really, in order to take her for himself, he actually proposed to be a concubine. You have enough concubines. A lot of people are waiting for her to come home. You can't do it alone. Xin Xin is talented, don't be a concubine in the palace. Waste, condescension. The emperor is really right, Xin Xin should have a better arrangement. The color of wine is misleading. Your Majesty, are you confused? The emperor is so funny today. Xin Xin can be your daughter. These four elder brothers like her, why did the fourth elder brother's father still take the lead? Isn't this Li Longji robbing Yang Yuhuan? Oops, Xin Xin has become Emperor Yang Yuhuan of Tang Ming. Oops, Yang Yuhuan didn't end well. Don't learn. What's so good about the concubine? It's better to be Gege. How comfortable it is. There are so many tears in the harem. The king of Chu has a thin waist, and he starves to death in the palace. As soon as he entered the palace gate, it was as deep as the sea, and Xiao Lang was a passerby from then on. Don't go, don't listen to the emperor's nonsense. The competition among the harem girls is fierce enough. ”
The Emperor had no choice but to dispel this foolish idea. Then I made a big announcement in the morning. It turned out that I had told the emperor that I had married more than 7,000 beggars in the capital and found a good job. I'm cheeky and tell myself about the good things I've done.
A household official said, "Gege, it's good that you do something good, but is it necessary for you to run to the main hall to say something?" ”
I laughed and said, "Who are you?" ”
This official in his thirties said proudly: "The humble post is the head of the household department, and the humble post is called [Zhang Er] if he does not change his name and does not change his surname." Two is two of one, two. It's majestic. My father and mother said, one can't be taken, the emperor is one, so I call it two. How's it going? Xin Xin Gege! Have you taken a fancy to me? I didn't expect him to be a little stinky and beautiful, so I smiled and said, "Yes, there are a lot of them." There are many, many of them, so much water in a bowl. ”
This Zhang Er official smiled: "Or I will take you home and be my daughter-in-law." ”
"Take it away!" Tobe-sama couldn't wait to shout, as if he hated me, as if he was angry with me.
I walked over and stood side by side with Officer Zhang. I saw that many officials were dumbfounded, or many officials looked at me and Zhang Er with a smile.
Emperor Kangxi was stunned, so he had to say casually: "Didn't you marry into our Aixin Jueluo family?" That is the daughter-in-law of the Zhang family. ”
I wittily said, "That's also a door-to-door purchase." ”
"Aha, Gege is looking for a horse to come to the door, and he wants to get rich. Aha, Zhang Er is in trouble. An adult laughed.
Zhang Er immediately said unhappily: "Then I don't want it, I resolutely don't want to get into trouble." I don't want to be a son-in-law. Lose face. How ugly. You either go to my Zhang Mansion, and the others are not discussed. ”