Chapter 705: After pretending to fail

Han Yuyang felt that his stomach began to churn, and the Dragon King also felt that his stomach, which was already hungry to the point of pantothenic acid, was even more uncomfortable, and he wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit anything, if the conditions allowed, he wanted to shoot Lin Xia now.

He opened his eyes wide, reached out to grab the bag in Lin Xia's hand, Lin Xia's hand loosened, the bag fell to the ground, the dragon king subconsciously wanted to take it, and at the moment when he was about to stand up, he quickly sat on the ground and looked at Han Yuyang.

Fortunately, Han Yuyang didn't move at all, he didn't even stand up, and the Dragon King looked at his face and guessed that Han Yuyang was also seriously injured, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.

"Lin Xia, you'd better stop playing tricks and throw your backpack at my feet." He felt that this method was the best and safest.

"No problem, as long as I don't turn into maggots, I'll do anything."

Lin Xia bent down to pick up the backpack on the ground, lifted it with his hand, oops, the food and water in the backpack spilled out, falling everywhere, Lin Xia pouted, scared and about to cry, and snorted: "They fell out by themselves, it has nothing to do with me, it may be that they also want to enjoy the sea view, you don't kill me." ”

The Dragon King's hand was raised a little higher, and the frightened Lin Xia screamed again and again, the sound shocked the Dragon King's ears and only buzzed, and he roared angrily: "Don't fucking shout, stop Lao Tzu and don't kill you, things, things, I'll say it one last time, otherwise I'll fucking die." ”

Lin Xia sniffed, trembling to pick up something on the ground, and said while picking it up: "When I'm scared, I can't do anything, why don't I tell you a story, as soon as the story is told, I won't be afraid." ”

Dragon King: ...... How can there be such a woman in this world, is his taste so strange as the current head of Han's enterprise? It's not good to like what kind of woman, like this kind of woman with turtle hair and weak chicken.

"You damn woman......" The dragon king's hand trembled, and the gun creaked as he was pinched in his hand.

Han Yuyang pursed his thin lips tightly, it was very difficult to endure the smile, he quickly suppressed the corners of his lips and coughed a few times, so that he didn't let himself laugh out loud on the spot, the injury on his back was shaking because of his shoulder, and it hurt badly, but he was very happy.

Han Yuyang can see that Lin Xia is playing the dragon king at all, this ghost and elf woman must have discovered something, she has already pinched the dragon king in the palm of her hand, and she is not afraid of him at all, so she will brush him there.

Thinking of those who had been scared by Lin Xia to doubt their lives and played so much that they didn't know who they were, Han Yuyang felt a sense of pity for the Dragon King.

Facts have proved that it is good to offend anyone, that is, not to offend women, especially a woman like Lin Xia who will not give up until she reaches her goal, if she is really offended, she can only say take care.

Lin Xia picked up things and started her own storytelling journey.

"Once upon a time there were two brothers, they liked to bet, one day they went shopping, on the road saw a huge full spittoon, the elder brother said, let's bet, whoever loses will take a sip of the contents of the spittoon, the younger brother said yes, so they started to bet, as a result, the elder brother lost the bet, so he took a sip......"

After only half of the story, both the Dragon King and Han Yuyang wanted to vomit.

Han Yuyang coughed twice, staring at Lin Xia directly, Lin Xia pretended not to see it, and continued to say to the Dragon King: "Later, I made another bet, but my younger brother lost, so my younger brother also held the spittoon, and as a result, he drank all the things in the spittoon in a big gulp, and my brother asked him why he drank it all." ”

Lin Xia handed the compressed biscuit to the Dragon King and asked with a smile, "Guess how he answered." ”

The dragon king's face was ugly, and when he was holding the compressed biscuit, he suddenly felt that he was not hungry, and said angrily: "How do I know, you shut up for me." ”

Lin Xia didn't finish the story, how could he shut up, and said: "My brother replied, ah, I just want to take a sip, but I keep biting, so I can only drink it all." ”

As soon as the words fell, the dragon king turned around and lay on the edge of the raft, opened his mouth and vomited, there was nothing in his stomach at all, but he still couldn't help churning, vomiting for a long time, the disgusting feeling still did not suppress.

Han Yuyang is not much better than the Dragon King, Lin Xia usually jokes with him is still more measured, such a disgusting thing has never been taken out, this indiscriminate attack made him vomit and vomit.

Lin Xia was startled when he saw that Han Yuyang didn't collapse, and hurried to end this farce.

"Damn woman, I'm going to kill you." The dragon king vomited until there was nothing left to vomit, and turned around viciously.

Now is the time!

Lin Xia picked up the backpack in his hand and smashed it heavily on the head of the Dragon King, this time he smashed it very hard, almost using all his strength, the Dragon King's head was already dizzy, Tianlinggai took such a blow again, and fell down with a muffled snort, and he didn't even have the strength to get up.

Lin Xia sneered, snatched the gun in the Dragon King's hand and threw it at Han Yuyang's feet, and kicked it on the Dragon King's stomach, "The black evil is all gone, if you don't shrink into the shell and be a turtle, forget it, you still dare to be the boss in front of Miss Ben, you have the ability to be cross." ”

The dragon king was kicked a few times, and he didn't have the strength to fight back at all, just wailing, panting heavily, Lin Xia put away the food, turned around and picked up the gun on the ground.

"You...... Aren't you afraid of death? What if I do shoot? The Dragon King asked.

Lin Xia smiled and blew lightly on the muzzle of the gun, "You snatched this gun from me, and there is a rubber band I tied on it, haven't you checked whether there are any bullets in the gun before?" I had already given you the last bullet, and in the face of a gun without bullets, you said I was afraid. ”

"You...... You ......" The Dragon King stared at Lin Xia with wide eyes, as if he was so angry that he convulsed, spasmed, and stammered: "This gun...... There is a ...... in the gun Bullet ......"

He said this sentence with difficulty, tilted his head, and was fainted by Lin Xia's vitality, probably didn't expect it, and couldn't accept it, calling for wind and rain in the rivers and lakes, and one day he would be planted in the hands of a little white man like Lin Xia.

It didn't matter if he fainted, the problem was that Lin Xia was also frightened, he opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it for a long time, looked at the gun in his hand, and then looked at the dragon king on the ground, and suddenly turned around and handed the gun to Han Yuyang.

Han Yuyang disassembled the gun as she wished, and with a shake of her hand, the magazines inside fell out, full of magazines, and there were many bullets.

This time, Lin Xia's jaw even dropped, his eyes were about to pop out, and he was even more afraid and embarrassed for a while, what is there like pretending to succeed, and finding that he was just lucky, and he almost hung up, and became a fool who couldn't talk anymore to come to shame, and he was simply thrown to his grandmother's house.

"Yes...... There are bullets......"