Chapter 204: Head Chef

Durt threatened Lin Zaishan in the cage with a gun: "Do you want to fill your stomach?" Then tell me honestly how to cross the sea safely. ”

"Well, for the sake of you being so studious, I'll reveal a few for free." Lin Zaishan said slowly: "The first is to jump into the sea and swim directly over." Friendly reminder: the slower you swim, the safer. ”

"Are you an idiot for me?" Durt said, "Talk about other methods. ”

"Play dead on the top of the mountain, catch the seabird when it comes to hunt, and then domesticate the seabird to carry it across the sea."

"Why don't you cross the sea on a dragon?" Durt was almost.

"Riding a dragon is also a way, but the animals that look like dragons in the sea are very fierce, and ordinary people can't ride them."

"For the sake of your precious peanut seedlings, tell me something real."

"The most practical thing is to find the boat and cross the sea by boat."

"There are dozens of boats on the north side of the island, but they are all damaged."

"If it's broken, it can be fixed."

"Hmph, do you think the survivors here have a pair of skillful hands? To tell you the truth, those who can repair ships are eaten by monsters after the ship they repaired last time was overturned. ”

"If you only have to sail a short distance, you don't need a very professional ship repair engineer at all, I think the average carpenter or plumber can do it."

"Ignorant Asian monkey, have you ever seen a modern ship? Do you look at the schematic diagram of the hull structure and the technical manual of ship repair? Do you know how to repair engines and weld cabins? Durt asked disdainfully and continuously.

Lin Zaishan flashed his hands and said proudly: "As long as it is a machine that humans can make with their hands, I am sure that I can repair it by hand." ”

"Really? Are Asian monkeys so good at bragging? Durt pulled out a bullet and reloaded it into his rifle, "I'll give you one last chance to prove your worth." ”

"Repairing old ships is the best thing to do, and if you don't believe that, then it's only a matter of building rafts."

"I know it without you saying it. Don't you see that my people are doing it? ”

Lin Zaishan sighed and said, "From the size of the wood you cut down and the tools placed on the shore, I can guess the general shape and structure of the raft you are about to build. Such a raft would not have had much problem crossing such a narrow sea; But when you take into account the endless monsters that pop up in the sea...... Hey. ”

"Tell me how to deal with the threat of monsters in the sea?"

"Hehe, you convert to religion, bow to the heavens, and sacrifice your own blood and so-called peanut seedlings, maybe the monsters won't bother you."

"Do you think you can deceive me with Huaxia's witchcraft?" Durt sneered, "I just personally blew off the head of a slave who called herself a witch last week, fed her upper body to zombies, and put her lower body in the oil pot. ”

Lin Zaishan didn't show any fear in the face of the vicious Durt, and mocked nonchalantly: "I'm very strange, how did a guy like you, who either blows off other people's heads or is a little brother every day, survive until now?" Is your God or the Lord blind, or is your bald head more beautiful, or are you so good at slapping God on the back, and they look so much out of you? ”

Durt heard Lin Zaishan utter a lot of inexplicable sentences in English that he was not yet proficient in, first stunned for a few seconds, and then laughed, "Zhalin, I understand, your profession must be a clown." ”

"I'm a wilderness lifeguard."

"I don't care what you do, I only care about two things: first, how to build a better raft so that I can get to Los Angeles sooner; The second thing is, what is the use of other people to me. Durt aimed his gun at Lin Zaishan's crotch again, "Unfortunately, I don't need the clown much now, you're useless to me." Say goodbye to your peanut seedlings. ”

Durt pulled the trigger, but the rifle didn't go off. Surprised, he checked the rifle and found nothing unusual, and pulled the trigger again, but it didn't sound again. "Hell yes!"

"Dude, do you need me to fix your rifle?" Lin Zaishan asked.

"Will you fix guns, ammunition?"

"Little case! As I mentioned earlier, I should be able to repair most of the mechanical devices used by humans. ”

Durt withdrew the bullet and handed the rifle to Lin Zaishan. The latter expertly disassembled, pretended to knock and fiddle, quickly assembled it, and handed it to Durt.

Durt reloaded a bullet and aimed at Lin Zaishan again, "Asian monkeys, guess what's going to happen next?" ”

Lin Zaishan secretly sneered and thought, "You actually played a mind game in front of me." He said: "This bullet does not have an armor-piercing effect, and it is okay to deal with zombies below level 4 and low-level fish monsters, but it has no effect at all against level 5 + zombies and high-level fish monsters." I suggest you keep it to yourself. ”

"I might as well tell you the Asian monkeys, if this bullet can go off, I'll give you a chance to be a slave, if it doesn't, I'll cut off your peanut seedlings first, and then send you to feed the zombies."

"Sounds fair."

Durt suddenly pulled the trigger with the muzzle of the gun in the sky, and there was a "bang" of gunshots, and a strong sense of vibration declared the power and power of this rifle.

"Looks like you're in luck." Durt smirked.

"It seems that you have better luck as the darling of the blind gods."

"What do you mean?" Durt asked with interest.

"Smack", the carcass of a small seabird slammed into Durt's bald head.

“Fuck！” Durt was taken aback. He first stomped on the seabird, then bent down to pick it up, and sneered, "There is bird meat to eat today." ”

Lin Zaishan said: "Under the current conditions, there are two best cooking methods for bird meat: one is to stew in a pot, first use a martial fire, and then use a simmer; The second is to roast with fire, in view of the fact that it is not easy to achieve a uniform temperature by roasting directly on the fire, you can wrap it in mud and then roast. He mixed English with Chinese and muttered a lot.

Durt looked at Lin Zaishan twice, "Asian monkey, you don't just know how to cook, do you?" ”

"I am one of the most famous chefs in China in the last days, and I have served as a special guest chef in the kitchen of the Yutai Special Police Brigade, the basic security canteen of the new provincial city, and the canteen of the Shencheng garrison of the dreadnought team. Not only do I have such a brilliant career experience, but I am also good at knife skills, and the food I make is full of color and flavor. He has been cordially praised by the third grandmother, Uncle Zhao, President Wang and other leaders-cadres and the masses......"

"Stop! I don't need your resume, just give you an interview. You come to cook this seafowl at noon today, and I'll use you if I'm satisfied, or I'll ......."

"Otherwise, feed me to the zombies!" Lin Zaishan took the initiative to take over the conversation, "No problem! ”

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Durt ordered the man to lay down Lin Zaishan, threw the dead bird to him, and commanded: "In an hour it will be 12 o'clock, I will come back to enjoy the bird's meat, and you had better use all your skills to process this bird, otherwise, you know!" With that, he turned around and went to supervise the coolies who were dividing the fish.

Lin Zaishan ate some leaves last night, and his life energy recovered slightly, but he was still in a state of extreme hunger. He asked the big man who had stayed behind to oversee Durt: "Dude, can you borrow your machete and use it?" ”

The big man threw him to the ground and scolded, "Get out into the kitchen, Asian monkey!" That's where you're supposed to be. Before Lin Zaishan could get up, he grabbed him by the collar and strode to the kitchen like a chicken, and threw him far away.

There were two middle-aged women in the kitchen who were cooking, and when they saw Lin Zaishan coming, they all glared at him curiously for a few seconds with the eyes like seeing wild animals, and then went about their work casually, as if Lin Zaishan was air.

Lin greeted them warmly, but no one paid attention to him, so he began to check the kitchen as if no one was around, and found a very blunt axe and two small kitchen knives. He grabbed a kitchen knife and axe and headed outside.

The big man guarding the door stretched out his arm as thick as an ordinary person's thigh to stop him, "What are you going to do?" ”

"Slaughter the bird." Lin Zaishan brightened the bird and the kitchen knife, "It's easy to attract mutant rats when you do it in the kitchen." ”

"Then why did you take an axe?"

"I'm going to dig a grave for this little bird, you don't want its soul to come out in the middle of the night and attach itself to your bird, do you?"

"Ignorant Asian monkeys. Don't brush your slippery head or break your neck! ”

When the big man saw Lin Zaishan walking into the grove outside the private house, he stopped following. The grove was backed by a steep cliff, facing the sea, and next to the walls of the private house, and there was nowhere to hide, and many coolies were working in it, not to mention two overseers and other thugs.

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Lin Zaishan walked behind a big tree, stroked the trunk with his hand, and received a lot of information in an instant. He chose a spot, used his axe to gouge out a tree root underneath, and split a hole, and immediately a thick sap flowed out. This is the so-called "root juice", which is not only delicious, but also extremely nutritious.

Lin Zaishan leaned down and inhaled sharply, and his life energy recovered at an accelerated pace.

"It's so cool! If I could have 1 level 7 mutant rabbit, 1 five-color crystal fruit, 1 primordial pearl and enough crystals every day, I should be able to recover to the original level of about 4 or 50% within a week, and return to my peak state in about a month. ”

Lin Zaishan stood up and looked around the island, and found that there were only a limited number of trees and flowers growing on this island, and those trees were fine, but there was a herb that was quite special, and his plant ability told him that this herb should have the effect of building muscle and replenishing blood; There are no other large animals other than mutant rats and seabirds, and mutant rats appear to be of a lower rank, while seabirds are of a different rank; There are no zombies on the southwest side of the island; There are many small aquatic animals in the shallow sea, many of which are obviously very ferocious, just now a coolie was accidentally swept into the waist-deep sea water by the waves, and in the blink of an eye, he was eaten to the ground, and his companions not far away had no time to rescue.

"It seems that the most dangerous factor for the survivors on the island is in the sea at the moment. If I was in my heyday, of course, I would not be afraid, but now I look like a sick seedling, I must not break in and force myself. For at least a week or two, I'll have to make a living on my own mind, not on martial arts. ”

A thug walked towards this side with suspicious eyes, and Lin Zaishan immediately took out a kitchen knife and pretended to bleed and pluck the bird. The thug walked away again with contemptuous eyes.

Lin Zaishan's current strength and other qualities are still weak, but his hand speed is still much faster than that of ordinary people. He quickly finished processing the birds, collected some roots and a lot of flowers, returned to the kitchen, searched for the tools and spices already in the kitchen, processed the birds, washed the roots, put some of them in the soup pot, and then simmered slowly.

The two women working in the kitchen secretly glanced at Lin Zaishan, and the obese Marianne whispered: "This Asian monkey's movements don't look like cooking at all, but like refining some dangerous items." ”

"He must know witchcraft." Mathilde replied with fear.

Lin Zaishan looked at the two middle-aged women who were talking about their rights and wrongs as if no one was around, "Ladies, I have ears and a keen sense of hearing. ”

The two women looked at each other, and Marianne scolded, "Get away, Asian monkey!" After scolding Lin Zaishan, he continued to treat him as air, "We should stay away from him, so as not to be turned into a mouse by the witchcraft of this Asian monkey." ”

Lin Zaishan coughed dryly, "I solemnly declare, please don't call me an Asian monkey, I'm not a wizard or a warlock......

The two women ignored him, and he had to change his method of communication: "Two ladies, I am neither a wizard nor a warlock, I am actually a magician. Do you want to see real magic? Let me demonstrate. ”

He opened the soup pot, grabbed a handful of flowers and plants and threw them in, and the whole pot of soup immediately filled with fragrance.

Mathilde, who had a better temper, asked curiously, "Where did you get the spices?" If we had known that there was such a seasoning, the food we would have made would have been delicious, and we would have been less scolded by Durt. ”

"These so-called spices are all over the island

It's just a kind of flower and plant. Lin replied.

"Impossible, this flower is not a spice, their flowers can hardly smell the fragrance, how can it have such a strong effect?"

"If you don't believe me, you can take this as my magic."

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"Who's doing the magic?" Durt's majestic voice came.

Marianne and Mathilde trembled with fright, and hurriedly turned their heads to get the fish and porridge for which they were responsible.

Durt was attracted by the rich aroma, "Mathilde, is it the food you cook that is so fragrant?" ”

"Thanks for the compliment! Please enjoy it. Mathilde did his best to make a flattering appearance.

Durt took a spoonful of fish soup with a spoon, "Hmph, it's no different from before." Mathilde, you're really not enterprising. If it weren't for the fact that your damn husband Thomson died for me, I would have sent you to feed the zombies. ”

"Thank you for your kindness." Mathilde broke out in a cold sweat of fright.

Durt took another spoonful of Marianne's oatmeal porridge and tasted it, scolding, "What kind of garbage is this? ”

"Sir, there are only a few ingredients in the kitchen, such as oat flour and corn flour, and this is the only way to make it. I've done my best. ”

"Why don't I just chop you up now and use it as an ingredient?" Durt pulled out the dagger at his waist.

Marianne was so frightened that she was snot and tears all over her face, and she pleaded hard.

"It's fucking disgusting, you've made me lose any appetite at all." Durt looked at Marianne's dirty, ugly fat face, and felt more and more unbearable, and decided to kill her on the spot.

"Smack", a palm tapped on his shoulder.

Durt's physical attributes are the strongest among the survivors on the island so far, and his reflexes and movements are extremely fast, and he immediately instinctively grabs the palm that slapped him with his backhand and kneades it vigorously. He expected that the Asian monkey who dared to shoot him would definitely break his tendons and fractures, screaming and jumping in pain, but Lin Zaishan arched his hands and did not react, it turned out that what was caught by Durt was just a fake palm cut from tree roots.

"Asian monkey, do you want to die?"

"Durt, I'm going to give you two free tips: first, killing people in the kitchen will definitely ruin everyone's appetite, and when everyone can't eat, who will help you build a raft? You have a deadline. ”

Durt said coldly, "I can get this sow outside and kill it." What's your second tip? ”

Lin Zaishan lifted the lid of the soup pot and said with a smile: "Why don't you come and taste it yourself?" ”

The tantalizing aroma immediately diverted Durt's attention, and his appetite skyrocketed, "Asian monkey, hurry up and serve me a big bowl!" ”

Lin Zaishan immediately handed it over.

Durt tore off a bird's leg and was about to eat it, but he stopped at the edge of his mouth and instructed Lin Zaishan to say, "You come and eat first!" ”

Lin Zaishan had expected him to make such an arrangement, so he immediately obediently took the bird's leg and ate it.

Durt carefully probed Lin Zaishan's reaction, and was sure that he had no small movements, so he was relieved to boldly devour and feast.

"How? My bird meat is delicious, right? Lin Zaishan threw the bird's leg bone into the trash can, licked his fingers and asked.

“Very good！” Durt praised: "From today onwards, you are the official head chef here, and these two bitches are under your command. You immediately arrange for them to bring food to the construction site. If you're good enough, I might consider taking you with me when I cross the ocean. Well done, Asian monkeys! Satisfied, Durt turned and left the kitchen.

"I'll go! Can you please not call me an Asian monkey? Lin Zaishan shook his head helplessly, and his gaze turned to the two women. Two aunts, do you want to become your own ingredients, or do you want to live well? ”

"Mr. Zarin, we are willing to follow your orders."

"It's actually very simple to save your life, that is, to be able to cook delicious meals every day." Lin Zaishan said, "But delicious meals often require some special seasonings or ingredients. Do you two know where it is? ”

"Maybe there will be some on the north side of the island, but it's so dangerous that even Doult doesn't dare to go there. On this side of the island there is almost nothing. Mathilde replied.

"Is there really nothing? This is not easy to do, you must know that the flowers and plants just now are fresh for two or three days at most, and then Durt and the others will soon get tired of eating them. "Lin Zaishan is so difficult.

"Mr. Zhalin, I secretly hid some crystals, I don't know if I can use them?" Marianne said as she looked left and right, making sure there was no one.

Lin Zaishan snickered in his heart: "Ha, I finally extorted the treasure by me." "Crystals should be used as a seasoning, and if used well, it will help promote the absorption of food; However, don't mess with magic that isn't strong enough. ”

"Mr. Zhalin, can you go out for a minute? I'm going to find crystals for you. ”

Lin Zaishan guessed that Marianne didn't want to be known about the place where he had hidden the crystals, and immediately retreated out of the kitchen with excitement.

"It's okay, Mr. Zalin!" Marianne shouted.

Lin Zaishan took a large handful of low-grade crystals from her hand, there were as many as thirty or forty crystals, and he couldn't help but be ecstatic, and immediately picked up one first-grade crystal and put it in his mouth.

"Forehead God! Mr. Zhalin, crystals will kill people if they eat like this. Mathilde and Marianne were both taken aback.

Lin Zaishan swallowed the crystals, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "For some people, it may be dangerous to eat the crystals raw; But for me, it's the best tonic. ”

"It turns out that crystals are snacks, no wonder Durt is so tightly controlled, he forbids us coolies to keep any crystals privately."

"By the way, Marianne, since Durt is so tightly controlled, how do you hide these crystals?" Lin Zaishan swallowed a first-class crystal into his stomach again, and asked with an endless aftertaste.

"I've been hiding them under my skirt, in my legs!" Marianne replied proudly, her chubby face smiling like a flower.

Lin Zaishan snorted and squirted, thinking secretly: "Blackmailing a female friend, it's really not rewarding." ”

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