Chapter 387: Slugs Eat for Breakfast
Chapter 149: Eating Slugs for Breakfast
The Chieftain's squad was all housed on the fourth floor. The staff didn't know what to think, and even though there were no other guests on the fourth floor, the team members' rooms were deliberately divided. The closest to Lin Zaisan is the room of the poisonous spider located diagonally opposite. As soon as she entered the room, she had been taking a hot bath that she hadn't enjoyed since the end of the world, and just after bathing, she heard Lin Zaishan's cry for help.
"The chief, this guy will also shout for help? There must have been some earth-shattering danger. The poisonous spider hurriedly picked up a clothespole, walked quickly through the corridor, looked at the hidden door of Lin Zaishan's room, took a deep breath, kicked it open, and held the clothespole like a spear ready to stab some enemy or monster.
There is indeed a "monster" in the room, a pretty maid is sitting on a handsome man in disheveled clothes and "gnawing" intimately.
"What's going on?" The poisonous spider looked at the pair of "strange men and women" who were "making out", and his face turned red, "Where is the chief?" ”
"I am!" Lin Zaishan hurriedly said, "Come and save me!" He didn't know why he was so weak and defenseless when he was touched by a woman's hand, and guessed that he was probably the result of "lack of training in this area".
When the maid saw the arrival of outsiders, she stood up angrily, stared at the slave collar around the neck of the poisonous spider, and asked proudly, "A slave dares to meddle in his affairs?" Watch out for the next time I scratch your face! He picked up his things and swaggered away with his proud bust.
The poisonous spider looked Lin Zaishan up and down, and asked, "Who are you?" Why in the chief's room? ”
Lin Zaishan just stood up, and suddenly found that the bath towel was about to fall off, so he hurriedly grabbed and wrapped it tightly, and said in a panic: "Poisonous spider, you don't know me in the blink of an eye?" It seems that the old Wang next door helped me get this shape, which is really ruining the image. No, I'll have to find a pair of scissors to shave myself bald. ”
The poisonous spider hurriedly took his hand, stared at him face to face for a long time, and said, "There is only one way to judge the truth or falsehood. After saying that, he put his mouth on and kissed him.
Lin Zaishan was like a little chicken falling into the hands of a big-clawed eagle again, his whole body was sore, he broke free of his mouth in panic, and desperately mustered up his strength to call "help".
The pigeon rushed in, saw this scene, patted the poisonous spider that was still "biting" and said, "Where did you invite the male model?" How much does it cost to appear? I would like to give the quail a once. ”
The poisonous spider saw that Lin Zaishan had been kissed by himself and did not react to poisoning, so he was sure that he was the chief, and put his arms on his hand and said proudly to the pigeon: "What male model?" This is my good spouse – the chief. ”
"What?" The pigeon seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world, and when she saw that Lin Zaishan and the poisonous spider both looked serious, she reached for Lin Zaishan's face.
"Don't touch my man!" The poisonous spider warned.
"I want to see if he's wearing a mask or a hood or something."
"I've checked it all, absolutely not."
"Wow, Sister Spider, you've found a treasure. The chief seems to be a star before the end of the world, maybe it's the star himself, but he became the chief after amnesia. ”
"Makes sense. However, I feel that he is more like the post-apocalyptic hero Lin Zaishan. ”
Lin Zaishan interjected: "You two guys don't compare me to that Lin Zaishan. If I'm not mistaken, this guy knows how to deceive innocent, kind-hearted and ignorant girls. ”
"Shut up Chief!" The two women would never allow others to insult their idols, and the pigeon slapped his head, "Maybe the chief is Lin Zaishan!" ”
"Don't talk nonsense." The poisonous spider hurriedly covered the pigeon's mouth, "If only the people in Midtown, the Dreadnought, or the Doomsday Gamer Club knew about it, it would be fine!" ”
"Where is Lin Zaishan? Where's the star? Where is the male model? The quail panted into the room and was jammed as he entered.
"This is it." The pigeon points to the forest in the mountains.
"Wow, handsome guy, male model!" The pigeon jumped more than three feet in the air, and staked Lin Zaishan to the floor, leaving only two big feet struggling and trampling desperately.
"Hurry up quail, this is the chief." The pigeon and the poisonous spider worked together to pull the quail up.
The quail looked at Lin Zaishan who was "dying" on the ground and threw a flying kiss, and said in his mouth: "Handsome guy, I will invite you to eat chicken legs tomorrow." ”
Lin Zaishan couldn't bear it anymore and gave an eviction order: "You all get out, I'm going to change my clothes." ”
"We'll come in when you're dressed." Poisonous spiders and quails waited outside the door, and the pigeon was anxious to tell Sima and the others about the chieftain's handsome man.
Except for Chen Xiaosi, everyone was taken aback when they heard this. They crowded outside Lin Zaishan's house.
"Chief, open the door!" Sima Te urged.
Lin Zaishan, who had changed his clothes, opened the door. Although everyone was mentally prepared, they still couldn't help but let out a "wow" exclamation and exclamation.
"Chief, how did you do that?" Mung Bean Sprout's face was full of adoration, "I'm willing to kowtow to you ten times, as long as you are willing to tell me the way." ”
"It's simple."
At this time, Lin Zaishan, who had recovered from his state, felt that he had been tricked enough, and decided to spoof Mung Bean Sprouts and the others, "The maid who came to me just now has a super ability to make people change their appearance, as long as you are willing to sacrifice it...... That ....... you know, she'll be more than happy to turn you into whatever you want. ”
"Is this true? Is there such a good thing? Not only the mung bean sprouts, but even Sima Te believed and was moved.
"You still don't believe this living example of mine in front of you? Forget it, let's disperse, we have to go to work tomorrow. ”
Where are the people willing to go, pestering Lin Zaishan to ask questions and ask questions, and they didn't leave until late at night. The poisonous spider didn't want to leave, but in the end, Lin Zaishan grabbed her by the collar and threw her back to her room directly through the corridor.
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In the early morning of the next day, the maid who "flirted" Lin Zaishan yesterday came to summon Lin Zaishan and others on the order of Wang Chengba. Mung Bean Sprouts was the first to open the door to greet you, and said with a hippie smile: "Big beauty, I am willing to serve you wholeheartedly." "As he spoke, he had to move his hands and feet, and then ...... The crotch was hit hard.
"You'd better serve your balls first." The maid clapped her palms and said contemptuously.
Sima Te, who saw the fate of mung bean sprouts but still couldn't turn his brain, guessed that most of them were mung bean sprouts in the wrong way and their appearance was not high, leaning on his door, making a look that he thought was deep and amorous, and said to the maid: "This sister, do you want to be happy, I am willing to make any sacrifice for you, all I ask is to ask you to help me change my image." ”
"Really?" The maid kicked Sima Te's lower abdomen, took out a pair of scissors, and cut his hair into a chicken nest with a few strokes when he bent over and couldn't resist, and said with a smile: "Beating you this kind of garbage really makes me naughty, and I also meet your request to change your image." We're clear. ”
She continued down the hallway. Along the way, Liu Sitie, Song Jie, Luoshan Chicken, Chen Xiaosi and others closed their doors one after another.
The maid came to the door of room 444, carried a lady's appearance, and called softly, "Dear chief, I am ordered by the city lord to take you to breakfast. ”
The three women, the poisonous spider, the pigeon, and the quail, hurriedly appeared from behind the door and stared at the maid.
Lin Zaishan opened the door, gently stroked his long Korean-style hair, and complained: "It's really unfavorable to have this hairstyle, it's not only ugly, but also time-consuming." It's better to cut it into a bald head. ”
Several women said together: "It's not ugly, it doesn't take time, it can't be cut." ”
Lin Zaishan was taken aback, "Let's hurry up and have breakfast." ”
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The restaurant is on the second floor, and you need to show your pass card to eat. The restaurant staff only recognized the card but not the person, although Lin Zaishan and the others were slaves, they all had access cards, so they successfully hit breakfast and sat around a large dining table.
Breakfast has porridge, pieces of mountain eggs, pieces of meat, and steamed roots. People in the last days found that there were many trees with fat, juicy and nutritious roots, which could be used to juice and drink, or steamed and eaten, and had a sweet taste. Because of its wide distribution and inexhaustible supply, this kind of tree root has replaced steamed bread and steamed buns before the end of the world as a staple food.
Since Lin Zaishan escaped death from the belly of the man-eating vine tree last time, he has found that he has acquired an extremely strange ability to recognize and act as a plant. He was able to taste a lot of information from a steamed tree root, such as; The origin of the roots, the surrounding environment, the composition of the soil and water, the organisms that inhabit the vicinity, and the nutrients contained in the roots, etc.
Sometimes Lin Zaishan even suspects that he has become a tree, but since he is still in human form, he still has independent thinking, and he still has seven emotions and six desires, so let's act according to people's scripts. Eating this steamed root is a very pleasant and useful thing for Lin Zai Mountain as a human being, as well as for his plant abilities.
"I really don't understand how you can even eat a piece of steamed tree roots." The poisonous spider asked curiously.
"This root is nutritious and delicious, but you don't know how to appreciate it."
"Then you feed me, I'll eat, okay?" The poisonous spider has been gentle with the chief ever since he became a handsome man.
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"Be careful, everyone, there are monsters in the cafeteria!" Lin Zaishan suddenly stood up and rushed towards the VIP restaurant.
In Guicheng Hotel, the VIP restaurant mainly serves two people, that is, Wang Chengba and Wang Jue. At this time, the brother and sister are sitting at the luxurious dining table enjoying hot coffee. Lin Zaishan pushed open the door and broke in, and the four guards accompanying him in the VIP restaurant immediately pulled out their weapons and aimed at him.
"Old Wang, there are monsters here, you have to evacuate immediately." Lin Zaishan warned.
"I think you're a monster!" Wang Chengba spat out a large sip of coffee and shouted angrily: "Casually interrupting the privileged people to enjoy breakfast is punishable by death according to the laws of Guicheng." ”
Lin Zaishan said: "If I don't come, I'm afraid you will be killed by monsters later." ”
"Where's the monster?" Wang Jue pulled out his pistol and stood up and asked.
As soon as she finished speaking, a monster more than 2 meters long that looked like maggots, rats, and loaches fell from the sky and fell heavily on the dining table, shaking the dishes and coffee all over the ground, and then opened its fangs and sharp mouth and pounced towards Wang Jue.
At this moment, Lin Zaishan's qi energy beam stretched over and entangled this monster. Wang Chengba and Wang Jue took the opportunity to retreat again and again and hid behind the guards. The guards shot at the monster together, and their guns were loaded with special armor-piercing bullets, which instantly smashed the monster into holes and green blood.
After a round of attacks, Wang Chengba poked his head out and asked, "Is that monster dead?" ”
Lin Zaishan said: "Strange. The auditory organs are obviously dead, why is there still such a strong life energy? ”
One of the guards dared to approach the table to check on it, and the monster burst into flames and bit the guard in the arm. The guards hurriedly opened fire again.
The monster bit the guard's arm and didn't let go until it was completely killed. The bitten guard screamed in pain.
Lin Zaishan walked over, touched the skin of the monster with his fingers, and noticed a large number of fragments of information, which were basically related to sewers, full of bloody and cruel memories of devouring and being devoured.
"It's disgusting." He tapped the monster's green blood with his fingertips again, and automatically analyzed a large number of components in the blood.
"The blood and body of this monster contain a highly toxic toxin that is harmful to humans, and this toxin can be transmitted through skin-to-skin contact and blood." Lin Zaishan said loudly.
His words drew all eyes to the guard who had been bitten by the monster.
I saw that the skin of the latter's whole body had turned green, and even his eyes began to glow green, his body trembled uncontrollably because of poisoning, green pus and blood flowed out of his mouth, and a strong fishy smell came out of his mouth and nose.
"He's been poisoned." Lin Zaishan sighed and said, "If ......"
Before he could finish his sentence, Wang Chengba grabbed a gun and blasted the poisoned guard's head to pieces.
"Hurry up and get rid of the monsters and the corpses of the sacrificial guards, and burn them with fire." Wang Chengba ordered loudly, "Also, this restaurant is going to be searched from the inside out, and we must find out where this monster entered the restaurant." Once you've found its nest, be sure to catch it all! ”
The crowd immediately began to get busy.
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Lin Zaishan was about to leave, but Wang Chengba stopped him, "Chief, bring your people to my office, I have an important task for you." ”
Thirty minutes later, Lin Zaishan, Sima Te, Pigeon and others came to Wang Chengba's office together.
"Do you know what I'm going to give you?"
"Isn't it the bugs within 200 kilometers of Guicheng that I said yesterday?"
"No, I've changed my mind, and that mission has been postponed for the time being. I'm now assigning you a whole new mission. Wang Chengba flicked his fingers on the desk and said anxiously: "You also saw what happened in the cafeteria just now. Xiao Jue told me that I saw one of these things in Guicheng Square yesterday; Just after the cafeteria was killed, the sheriff came up to me and reported that seven people had been killed by this monster last night. Here is a picture of the victim, and in this phone is a video of this monster taken by one of the victims before they died. It's so terrible that I'm so scared that I vomit out all my breakfast. ”
Lin Zaishan and others watched the photos and videos, and the pigeon couldn't help but cover his mouth and ran out to vomit.
"You want us to help you get rid of these monsters?" Lin Zaishan asked.
"Not bad. These monsters threaten not only my breakfast, but also a large number of innocent citizens. To get rid of these monsters is to serve the citizens. Absolutely full of justice! ”
"The so-called wildfires are inexhaustible, and the spring breeze blows and grows. Either way, it's a species after all, and it's not that easy to eradicate. "What we can do is to suppress the number of monsters to a certain level so that they cannot pose a threat to humans for a long time. ”
"I don't know how many of these monsters there are." Wang Cheng said domineeringly, "However, I am sure that if they are allowed to multiply, as long as 1,000 of them, it will be enough to wipe out the entire Guicheng." So, I'll mobilize the power of the whole city to destroy them. I will carry forward the spirit of entertainment in Guicheng and encourage citizens to participate in hunting activities in the form of a grand prix. ”
"In that case, then we don't have to get involved, right? It's more important to be a bug. ”
"No! Ordinary citizens hunt and kill this kind of monster, and I will give material rewards; And if you hunt and kill, I don't have to give a penny. So it's not in vain! ”
"You're too domineering, aren't you?"
"Don't worry, I'll give you bonus points. How about 10 points for every monster you kill? ”
"Deal!"
Lin Zaishan turned around and was about to go out, but Wang Chengba stopped him, "Chief, the stylist I sent over is very good, right?" Your current appearance is simply open, and going outside is enough to make thousands of girls crazy for you. ”
"Thank you for your kindness, I already have a deep understanding of the side effects of this look." Lin Zaishan looked at the poisonous spiders and quails with palpitations.
"However, your appearance is a little worse than me, and I think it's equivalent to 7.5% off my at most. You still have a lot of room for improvement. Wang Chengba touched his mustache and said proudly.
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