Lin Xiaoguang sat beside the white python, panting. The dust is compassionate, and his face is red and swollen to the two big pythons.

"Dust, I'm hungry!" Lin Xiao started to think crookedly.

"Why are you calling me when you're hungry? I'm not your father! Lichen was haunted by the slap just now.

"Hey! Sample! You're a bad monk. The python wants your life, and you give it excess; I saved your life, and you took advantage of me. What is the principle of heaven? Lin Xiao said aggrievedly.

After a long time, a sentence popped up: "Smile and hee, it's not a good thing!" ”

Do it yourself, have plenty of food and clothing.

Lin Xiao took out a knife from the package and quickly peeled off the snakeskin.

To eat people, you must naturally have the consciousness of being eaten.

Lin Xiao is afraid of snakes, but he is also a foodie.

"What are you going to do?" The dust is only halfway over, and the snakeskin is stripped of its essence.

"Can't you see what you do? Grandpa, I'm going to it! It's called karma! Eat my karma back, it's good to be reincarnated! Lin Xiao is right.

Speaking of crooked reasoning, Lichen is not an opponent.

"I heard that the snake is bold and makes up for it, haha, it's dusty, I'll make up for it, so that I can keep up with you. I'll have to look for it. Cutting open the belly of the snake, Lin Xiao reached out to find it.

When he heard this, he pinched his crotch, secretly scolded vulgarity, and was a little proud in an instant.

The feeling of majesty is quite good!

Hey? What is it? Lin Xiao touched a bead, wiped the bloodstains, and showed that what was in front of him was a white jade-shaped bead, faintly revealing a trace of light.

The pearl of the night? It feels so powerful.

Lichen stepped forward and said in shock: "Yuan Dan? This is Yuan Dan. It can't be really, right? ”

The gaffe of the dust, Lin Xiao, who was shocked, was stunned for a moment.

The monk is such a calm person's gaffe, presumably this pearl is extraordinary. Rich, rich! Lin Xiao was overjoyed.

Yuan Dan is an inner Dan that is gradually formed by some animals who have cultivated the Tao. Yuan Dan contains the essence of the sun and the moon collected by the cultivation animal throughout his life, which is the source of strength.

It can be said that the animals that have cultivated the Yuan Dan have transcended the mundane and have their own spirituality.

Yuan Dan, a rare treasure in the cultivation world.

Isn't there another python? I think it's a practice husband and wife, if you want to die a pair, will there be another one? Lin Xiao thought of this, picked up the knife and slapped the horse away, and where it was tentacled, he almost went into shock with excitement.

Who said that there is no such thing as a blessing? Lord seems to be lucky today, drinking and wearing a leather jacket - fever inside and out.

There is no longer the urgency to eat snake meat, and the two Han'er are holding a Yuan Dan, flowing with a smirk.

"Dust, what's going on?"

"I don't know."

"You know it's Yuan Dan, don't know how to use it?"

"I don't know."

"Why don't you eat it? Will it be okay? ”

"I don't know."

"You Han monk!"

"I don't know."

Lin Xiao doesn't care, it's too tempting, and it's only safe to eat good things in your stomach.

simply tilted his neck, swallowed dates, and ate ginseng fruit for the whole Zhu Bajie.

Seeing that the dust did not react, Lin Xiao pinched Chen's mouth with one hand, snatched Yuan Dan with the other hand, and poured Yuan Dan into the dust throat with the posture of "Da Lang, it's time to take medicine".

"What's the matter?" Lichen didn't react for a while.

"you, you want to die together, it's a good companion on the Huangquan Road." Lin Xiao's smile inexplicably revealed a treacherous.

I can't pick it out.

Lichen looked apprehensive, silently waiting for the test of ice and fire with Lin Xiao.

For half an hour, there was no response.

The ghost ball is a Yuan Dan, it is better to eat a broad bean to make a sound! Lin Xiao secretly slandered himself.

God seemed to hear Lin Xiao's heart.

"Puff puff puff ......" a series of farts rang out.

Lin Xiaogang was surprised by his prophecy, and Lichen also began his performance.

"Puff puff puff ......" This is a more rhythmic and longer fart sound.

The two of them hung up directly, and the fart sound was endless, and it was out of control.

What's even worse is that the fart is super smelly and smelly.

The birds in the forest have already migrated with tears in their eyes amid the rumbling farts sound. There was a lazy bird who slept at home, and he was directly killed in bed by the fart. It's miserable!

In ancient times, there were frightened birds, and now there are frightened birds, you can imagine how miserable this fart stinks!

After the thunder, the pouring rain also came in an instant.

The two of them only felt a tingling itch under their buttocks, like insects crawling and biting, and there was a tendency of a mountain flood to burst the embankment. Don't wait to complain, hurry up to find a bush and go heartily.

This time, the void fell into the spring, and the thunder rushed into the river without resting.

This time, thousands of mountains and birds flew away, and thousands of people disappeared.

Within a radius of ten miles, the site of the nuclear explosion, birds, beasts and insects, were wiped out.

I don't know how long it took, but after all the years, Lin Xiao trembled, his head buzzed, and he crawled out of the grass.

Of course, the dust is not much better, the original kind eyebrows and good eyes, treasure appearance**, has long been replaced by horror.

Fortunately, it stopped, otherwise, throughout the ages, the first monk who pulled him to death would be famous for eternity.

At this time, the two of them were covered in dirt and emitted a foul smell, and the two little black men who were alive and well no longer had the original life.

"Niang Xipi, this is Yuan Dan? Dust, do you believe it? Lin Xiao said weakly.

"The ancients misunderstood me!" Lichen looked sad.

"I feel something!"

"What does it feel?"

"I don't want to for the rest of my life."

"Whoosh ......", before the two spoke, the sound of breaking the sky sounded.

Several arrows are coming!

There is no way to hide, and there is no way to retreat.

The "da-da-da-da......" arrow does not come from people, and it has more meaning of shock.

Lin Xiao and the dust, without a wisp, the two "big" characters were nailed to the ground.

The scene is a little fragrant.

With a whistle, a group of people appeared in the forest, unkempt and dressed in animal skins, looking at the appearance of wild men.

Savage Mountain, worthy of its name.

"Brother Steel Ball, it's not a black boar! It's two people, but it's as black as a pig. A crisp and pleasant female voice came to her ears.

Lin Xiao looked carefully, there was a woman with dark skin, a burly figure, and a mouthful of white buckteeth that were extremely eye-catching.

Funny sounds, miserable skins.

The man called Steel Ball looked like a person, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes under the mushroom head, and a handsome aura.

"Tooth sister, it's been a long time since I've caught anyone! I miss the taste, it's more fragrant than pork. There are also two pythons, haha, human snake stew, making a lot of money. The little ones, tied up, went home. The words of the steel ball almost shocked Lin Xiao's eyes.

Cannibals? Wouldn't it, do you carry it like this? Lin Xiao wanted to struggle, but he had no strength.

Yuan Dan killed people.

A few wild men came up and tied up with flowers. Two meat dumplings, two big pythons, followed the singing steel ball and the tooth girl left in a mighty way.

As Lin Xiao expected, this was a primitive tribe. In an open space the size of a football field, there are many wooden houses densely framed. The savages are busy in an orderly manner, which has a bit of a paradise.

The return of the steel ball and the tooth girl aroused people's enthusiasm. To be precise, it should be food like Lin Xiao that arouses their taste buds.

With the beckoning of the tooth girl, two large wooden barrels filled with hot water were carried up. Without waiting for Lin Xiao and the others to answer, they were thrown directly into the hot wooden barrel.

Two screams!

What about hot pig hair? Lin Xiaohe was just about to get up, but he was pressed down by two big hands.

Two older savage women, with a mouthful of big yellow teeth, revealed their joy and impatience.

The two of them skillfully scrubbed with their hands, and they didn't let go of the horns.

Savages are very hygienic!

In this way, the two were touched by the opposite sex for the first time, without the slightest sense of coolness.

After cleaning, Lin Xiaohe and Lichen were carried out one after another. The surrounding wildlings let out a burst of exclamation.

I don't know if it's because of eating Yuan Dan, the two of them have sparkling on their bodies, their skin is like congealed fat, and there is a faint trace of fragrance lingering.

The tooth girl's eyes were full of little stars, and she was stunned. whispered to the steel ball for a moment, and ran away with peach blossoms on his face.

Steel Ball stepped forward and said to the two, "To die, or to live?" ”

Lin Xiao rolled his eyes and said unceremoniously: "Nonsense, of course you have to live." I don't want to give people a tooth sacrifice. ”

"I'm not asking you, I'm asking the bald head, you'll have your own use later." Steel Ball said impatiently.

Lichen closed his eyes and was silent.

Steel Ball frowned and continued, "It's useless not to speak. Our clan has taken a fancy to you, you should be glad. He is the daughter of the patriarch, and if you marry her, you will be the future patriarch. ”

"Hahaha, monk, you have peach blossom luck. Congratulations, hahaha. Will the Buddha be angry to death? Lin Xiao couldn't hold it back, he already longed for the resentful woman who had broken her vows in his heart.

The mandarin ducks are made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia.

Lichen was still speechless, but goosebumps had betrayed his calmness.

"Brother Qiu, what use will I be sent later. You say, "I should do my job." Lin Xiao asked with a shy face.

"You're good, you'll be sliced and served with my clan's peculiar Wasa rice as the finale of the wedding feast." Steel Ball said to Lin Xiao with a smile.

Nani? When do I have sashimi? Isn't this Ling Chi! Three thousand six hundred knives, Lin Xiaopi tightened for a while.

"That, Brother Qiu, didn't Sister Ya take a fancy to me? I'm fierce, the hope of the whole village. If you don't succeed, you can be a maid! Lin Xiao said with a sad face.

However, I have no power to restrain the chicken, and I am the fish and meat.

The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, and the times are not good. What can I do if I don't die, what can I do? Lin Xiao sang infinite sadness in his heart.

"You don't deserve it!" The steel ball dropped a cold sentence and prepared to turn and leave.

Don't savages know the art of language? Do you need to be so straightforward?

Where do I have that bald head when I sleep again, buy one get one free?

No wonder, aesthetics dictate that you are destined to be a savage.

Lin Xiao's belly slander can't change the fate of sashimi.

"Stop!" Lichen spoke, "I want to see Sister Ya!" ”

The steel ball looked at the dust suspiciously, not knowing what he wanted.

"Let him come!" In the distance, from the wooden house, came the shy order of the tooth girl.

Lin Xiao looked at the dust gratefully and said, "Brother Chen!" ”

"Don't say anything, if I don't enter this calamity, who will enter this calamity. Don't worry, with me, you can't die! Lichen lamented.

Immediately, he was carried to the wooden house by a group of savages, and his back was full of tragedy.