"Your name is Li Mingyue, right? I'm sorry, your body is too redundant, it's not my favorite dish, you can taste the coffee slowly, and say goodbye. ”

Li Mingyue's 33rd blind date, frowned and grabbed his bag, and was about to leave.

"Hey, it's okay to leave, can you buy it alone?" Li Mingyue came to the coffee shop as promised, and after confirming with the blind date, she sat down and just ordered a cup of coffee, and the other party was about to slap her ass and leave.

For this kind of scene, Li Mingyue is no longer surprised, every blind date before is almost like this, but it is just stimulated one more time.

knows the result, so she doesn't want to go on a blind date at all, but her mother, who is worried that she can't get married, is always more enthusiastic than marrying herself, and asks people everywhere to help her big fat girl introduce blind dates.

Li Mingyue couldn't help her mother, so she could only come hard, of course, with a hint of luck, hoping to meet a man who had crossed over from the Tang Dynasty and liked chubby girls, because the Tang Dynasty was beautiful with fat!

Li Mingyue regretted that she was born in the wrong era, with her appearance, body shape, and figure, if she was in the Tang Dynasty, even if she was not as good as Yang Yuhuan, she would definitely be a proper beauty.

If it was in the Tang Dynasty, she was a white and fat beauty, she wanted to have a figure, she wanted to be sexy and sexy, and she wanted to have good looks, how could no one care about it and fail on a blind date? At least there is a long line of suitors!

It doesn't matter if you don't like your sister, the key is to buy the order before leaving.

She had encountered it before, the man ran faster than a rabbit, and as a result, she left the job of paying the bill to her, and she didn't want to be angry.

Let the little heart, which was already injured, suffer another heavy blow, and almost become a fragment.

Later, she became smarter, and every time the man was ready to escape, she would remind the other party to pay.

Although many boys are reluctant, for the sake of face, or to prove that they are a gentleman, they still buy the order with black lines on their faces.

Of course, there are exceptions, such as this one today.

When Li Mingyue reminded him to pay, this guy stood a few steps away and said coldly: "Don't worry, mine has been bought, yours is not within the scope of my payment." ”

"Why?" Li Mingyue wanted to catch up with this guy and kick his feet.

"The AA system is my principle, not because you are fat, I haven't helped anyone pay for the blind date."

The man left without looking back.

Li Mingyue was so angry that she snorted and scolded the first foul word when she grew up: "Damn, stingy guy, you are a birdman who still thinks your sister is fat, and your sister looks down on you, you deserve to be a single dog for the rest of your life!" ”

The 33rd blind date failed, and Li Mingyue was in no mood to drink any coffee, so she paid the bill and left, and quickly escaped from this sad place, which was her only choice now.

Along the way, Li Mingyue thought stupidly: "It seems that it is difficult for my sister to marry this more than 160 catties!" You must lose weight, you can't lose less than 120 pounds, and you will never go on a blind date again. ”

Li Mingyue gritted her teeth and gave a death order to herself very resolutely.

She is 1.66 meters tall, her skin is very delicate, and her face is not bad.

When I go back, I'm worried that my mother will be verbose again, and my nagging ears will grow calluses.

Li Mingyue did not choose to go home, but came to the small restaurant she runs, Fat Moon Gourmet Store.

Because he was in a bad mood and didn't have the heart to open his business, he closed the door and prepared to get something to eat.

I got up a little late in the morning, and I was afraid of being late, so I didn't have time to eat breakfast, and now my stomach is rumbling with hunger.

Li Mingyue stepped into the kitchen, and just as she didn't know what to eat, she suddenly saw the golden and fragrant roast duck hanging in the cupboard, and her saliva was about to flow out.

Just when her hands were about to get close to the roast duck, Li Mingyue suddenly realized that she had just made up her mind to lose weight.

How can you eat such greasy stuff if you want to lose weight? So she patted her head vigorously and said very firmly, "No, you can't eat any more." Li Mingyue, Li Mingyue, if you want to marry yourself in your lifetime, from today onwards, you must no longer be greedy, you must lose weight, lose weight, lose weight again. ”

Li Mingyue muttered a lot to herself, stared at the roast duck hanging in the cupboard, and retreated very reluctantly.

"What should I eat?" Li Mingyue walked around her small shop twice, and suddenly saw wine on the wine cabinet, a local specialty sorghum wine.

This wine is pure and fragrant, and the alcohol content is not very high, about 30 degrees.

Usually, when Li Mingyue is tired or upset from work, she will also drink a little to relieve fatigue and boredom.

I'm in a bad mood today, and besides, I won't gain weight by drinking, so why don't you have some?

Thinking so, Li Mingyue took down a bottle of wine from the wine cabinet, opened the cap, put the bottle mouth to his mouth, and took two sips of it, because he drank it too quickly, he was choked, and even coughed several times, and the wine was all over his body.

It is said that getting drunk relieves a thousand sorrows, Li Mingyue is holding this mentality, holding the wine bottle and not stopping, quickly drank more than half of the bottle of wine, and finally drank it on the table.

When Li Mingyue woke up in a daze, it was already afternoon, but fortunately, it was already closed and no one bothered her.

Li Mingyue found that her head was dizzy and her mouth was very dry, and she was about to get up to find water to drink, but she found that a menu popped up in her head: "Host, please pat your temples and bind the slimming system." ”

"What, and the slimming system? Really? Li Mingyue jumped up excitedly, and the wine completely sobered up.