An old lady said: "The queen mother is very good, can speak well, and the tongue is lotus, so let the queen mother do it." ”

An old guard said at the door: "The minister thinks that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is the elder brother, and it is most reasonable for the Prince to do this thing." Definitely being hindered is minimal. The minister thought that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was suitable. ”

A little palace maid said: "The slave maid is recommended to be a big palace maid [Manting Xiangyuer]!" ”

After ten minutes of arguing, there was no progress, and the emperor was not satisfied. I didn't speak at first, but eventually I began to be looked at differently by the Emperor. I thought I'd waited ten minutes for my turn to speak.

In the end, I said to the emperor wittily: "One night is enough for the ministers to do this!" I was very confident and said, "If the minister smashes it, he will hand over the title of female marquis, and he will also be demoted to a commoner." ”

When the emperor heard this, he had to give me this face a little bit of a way, so he nodded to me.

Soon it was dawn

Early in the morning

The emperor saw all the princes and princesses entering the palace crying and kowtowing to the emperor to say goodbye. The young princess and princess came into the palace with a nurse, and the young princess also learned from the older princess and princess to draw a scoop according to the gourd, and she learned from it. And just like that, it was miraculously done overnight.

The emperor blasted away, and all the children naturally had tears on their faces. The emperor was crying with tears on his face. The emperor was crying alone in the dormitory, when suddenly the emperor said, "This Situ puppet is too bad." What's wrong? ”

The guards on the left and right next to him said: "The slave doesn't know! You need to check it out to know. But the princes and princesses were deliberately tight-lipped and refused to reveal what happened last night. refused to tell the minions and the others how they discussed with Situ Puppet Lady Hou Ye. So it's a secret. There's really no way to say it. It is not possible to solve this mystery for the time being. Situ puppet girl Hou Ye has two brushes, which is not bad! ”

The emperor stopped crying and had to say, "This Situ puppet is really useful!" I used to underestimate her and underestimate her abilities. Heck, that's a bit of a skill! Such a difficult thing was solved at once. Okay, pass on the decree and seal Situ as [Prince Young Master], an official residence! Enjoy a yellow coat! ”

"The emperor is wise! Minions obey! Long live my emperor, long live, long live! "All the guards outside kowtowed, which is the meaning of the order.

The emperor was suddenly curious and asked the guards outside: "Situ puppet said that she is a golden phoenix that flew out of the mountain nest." Which nest did she fly out of? ”

A little guard was the first to answer and said loudly: "Back to the emperor, she seems to be a village girl who flew out of the westernmost mountain!" It is also said that she is the daughter of Orion. She herself said that the head of her family was in an ancient hidden village! I don't know if she is far-fetched to elevate herself from a very rare hidden village! What she means is that her village is very powerful, so she is a master of the world, which is very remarkable. She referred to the village in her hometown as Mujia Village. And she also said that she has six major skills. But I'm angry. ”

The emperor was curious and asked, "Where are the six great skills?" I think she only has one big ability, and that is to be good at sycophants. ”

The little guard continued to speak loudly, "She said that she was proficient in the art of Qimen Dunjia, so she boasted that one person could be worth an army of one million heroes. She also said that she can swim freely in the water like a fish, and the life of the Second Survey Institute is very good. That's why she calls herself the goddess of water. There are really people who believe it, and there are really people who compliment her and call her a water goddess. Third, she said that she herself had become enlightened, and she was already a master of the world, saying that she could soar through the clouds, fly in the sky, and travel at will. Fourth, she said that she had three heads and six arms, so she had a lot more hands and feet than ordinary people, so she felt as if she was amazing. Fifth, she said that she had perfected the five elements technique, water control, soil control, wood control, and fire control. Containment only has the alchemy control technique to turn stones into golden immortals, and it will not be. She also said that she couldn't conjure up a cornucopia of billions, saying that she couldn't do it at home. The last thing, the sixth, said she was already able to pinch the figure. So I can know some heavenly opportunities. That's what she brags about. ”

The second elderly guard added, and scolded with disdain in his words: "I, a young girl with milky smell and undried yellow hair, where can I have this ability?" Braggart. It's really arrogant, and it's so thick-skinned. My old man didn't believe it at all. I didn't believe a word. At most, she has brute strength, she can fight, and she doesn't have much ability. She may not be able to beat us guards. As far as her braggadocio posture is concerned, I'm afraid that she alone can defeat all the guards in Ouchi. She's just blowing! No shame! It's shameless. ”

Another young guard scolded: "This Situ puppet, who has been in Taishun all these years, has become really arrogant." Oh, not to mention her, what can she actually do? She has no man, no marriage, and no children. Strictly speaking, it's just an old girl. At the age of thirty-one, she is still a female bachelor. She, no one wants it at all. She's not too high! So she's on the bar with the nobles! I see that she is dealing with so many nobles today, and she is such a reason. Aha, nothing strange. That's what she had in her head. Hehehehehe. ”

Another old guard scolded: "I'll knock her down with one hand!" Phew! She also pretended to be a martial arts master. Phew! She's just bigger than us. Phew! She doesn't really have any real skills at all. I'm the first to refuse! ”

Another guard scolded: "In my opinion, she should be beaten up!" She's so badly beaten! I heard that there was no one in her house, so she went her own way and became very arrogant. So she became a bad guy with a street gangster. What can she do? It's just that I was too lucky, so I climbed on. God is really blind, how could a hundred million mountain pheasants Situ puppets appear? It's weird! ”

In the end, there was an old guard who didn't think so, but praised me for being very pertinent. The old guard said: "Situ puppet can have today's high-ranking officials and talents, and he is favored by the emperor, it is indeed true that he has real talent and real learning. Even the Prime Minister, Lord Hesheri, praised her. I saw it again, the Prime Minister's eyes were full of satisfaction, where did anyone look down on her? Master Zhang Ben is going to give her a warm meal and call her brother and sister. Besides, all the adults in the court are sycophants to Situ puppet, and they have a good relationship with her. Besides, all the princes and princesses haven't heard of anyone saying that Situ puppets are not good and are against Situ puppets! Therefore, Situ puppet's good popularity is famous. She has the day she has earned it with all her hard work. It's not a shit pick-up. You are so sarcastic about her. It's not fair to her. ”