"It is really an honor for me to be able to bother three beautiful young ladies to come and escort them despite the long distances and hardships. The so-called reunion is fate, ten years of repairing to play with car shock, and a hundred years of repairing to roll the sheets. I hope that this journey will allow us to make good connections and enjoy the wonderful land together. ”

He Annie sneered and said to Chen Xiu: "Chen Xiu, has your sword been sharpened quickly?" ”

Chen Xiu replied: "Grind fast!" ”

"Is it fast enough to cut off a person's tongue painlessly?"

"Absolutely."

He Annie asked Chen Qing again: "Are your arrows sharp enough?" ”

"It's very sharp, and a shot in the head of a bald man can definitely cause penetrating damage."

He Annie sneered again and glanced back at the empty color.

Kongse still had a hippie smile on his face and said: "Seeing that the two beautiful twin sisters, Chen Qing and Chen Xiu, are so dedicated and ready for battle, I feel even more relieved about the safety of this trip." I wonder if I'll have the honor to know your name? ”

"I advise you not to bother with this talk."

"Why? I just want to make a few more friends along the way and make more good connections. ”

"Because the men I have accosted in this way in the past have not ended well." He Annie said domineeringly: "They are either disgraced, or they have been hit to the point of losing their self-esteem, and even begin to doubt their lives." ”

"You can rest assured of this, I assure you that I will never lose face, let alone doubt life."

"No matter how thick-skinned you are, I'm not stupid enough to be with a fake monk mother-in-law."

"I'm a true monk registered as a monk in accordance with the law, and if I don't believe it, I can show you my certificate. Lo and behold, here's my ID number: SB9527. ”

"Show me." He Annie said.

Kongse excitedly handed the document to He Annie, who threw the document directly out of the half-open car window, and said, "I'm sorry, I got rid of it." ”

"Ahh My credentials! Sora exclaimed, "Stop!" ”

Anne Ho not only did not stop, but stepped on the accelerator.

"Why don't you stop!"

"Lin Zaishan said that it is very dangerous to park casually in the wild, and it is not good that you will be taken away by wolves." Anne Ho casually made up a reason.

"But without the certificate, everyone won't believe that I am a real monk in the future."

"Then you just want to be a veritable fake monk."

"It seems that I really have no fate with you."

"Are you starting to lose your self-esteem and doubt your life now?" Annie Ho asked proudly.

"It's a little bit." Sora said with a sad face: "However, when I saw these two beautiful twin sisters around me, my pursuit of the Dharma and my beautiful little heart became strong again. ”

Kong Se took out a delicate comb from his sleeve and said to Chen Xiu: "This sister, a beautiful black hair like yours is only worthy of the most expensive comb in the world, but it's a pity that such a comb is really hard to find." But luckily, I happened to have an auspicious Ruyi bone jade comb made from the horns of ancient spirit beasts. I feel that the two of us are very fateful, how about giving this comb to you as a souvenir? ”

Chen Xiu snatched the comb and made a gesture to throw it out of the window, and the empty color screamed loudly. Chen Xiu proudly turned the comb in his hand a few times, and said with a smile: "Seeing that your mouth is so sweet, I will reluctantly accept it." If it's broken or lost, you can't ask me for compensation. ”

"Of course, of course. It seems that we have a lot of fate between us! He said to Chen Qing with a smile on his face: "This lady's neck is slender, slender, white and tender, and flawless, which can be called the most beautiful work of art in the world." ”

Chen Xiu interjected: "Monk, why didn't you praise my neck just now? ”

"Because our fate is only enough for me to praise you once." ”

Chen Xiu snorted coldly and stopped talking.

Chen Qing asked, "If my guess is correct, the fate between us is only enough for you to boast about my neck, right?" ”

"Ms. Chen Qing is really smart Bingxue."

"Don't talk nonsense, tell me what treasure you have for my neck?"

"Such a stunning neck, of course, only the most stunning necklace can deserve it." Sorase said and took out a golden necklace from his sleeve.

Chen Qing directly snatched the necklace, shook it in his hand, and mocked: "You fake monk actually gave me a gold-plated necklace!" ”

Kong Se hurriedly explained: "This is not an ordinary metal necklace, this is a magic stone necklace made of extraterrestrial meteorites in ancient times, which can drive away evil spirits and suppress souls." It's endless. ”

He Annie said: "Fake monk, if you don't sell fake medicines, engage in pyramid schemes, or telecom fraud, it will really be a loss to the criminal world!" ”

"Prizes, prizes!"

"It's really eye-opening for me to be able to meet a living treasure like you on this mission."

"These are just the tip of the iceberg, I have a lot of good things and high-value secrets, are the three ladies interested in discovering them? I promise you won't regret it. ”

"I'm sorry, we're not interested at the moment." He Annie couldn't bear it anymore, she said angrily: "Also, I want to tell you, we are different from men and women, you are still a so-called monk, and it is very inconvenient to take the same car ......"

"I'm not inconvenient, I feel good in the same car with you!"

"But it's not convenient for us!" He Annie's voice suddenly increased: "Look at poor Chen Xiu, she wants to change into underwear, but you are here like a perverted maniac, how do you let her change her underwear?" ”

"I see, I'll close my eyes and pretend to be asleep."

"Pretend to be your head!" He Annie finally scolded, she stopped the armored off-road vehicle, and said angrily: "You fake monk hurry up and get to Lin Zaishan's car, don't come to my car again, otherwise I will let Chen Qing castrate you!" ”

Kongse was so frightened that he jumped out of the car in a hurry, and ran towards Lin Zaishan's pickup truck. Lin Zaishan had already heard the strange dialogue between Kongse and the women, and he couldn't help but laugh several times. He saw the figure running in the rearview mirror and slowly stepped on the brakes.

Kongse got into the car, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said, "His grandmother's, these three women are all tigresses." Dude, how did you get along with them? ”

Lin Zaishan said with a smile: "This is simple: just care a little more about your actions, and let them talk a little more." ”

"I didn't expect that your brother turned out to be a master of this way."

"Don't dare to be it, it's still far from you compared to the master."

"I see that you have a kind attitude, and I feel that we are very close to each other. I've got some good stuff to share with you. Kong Se took out two bottles of canned beer from his sleeve and handed one to Lin Zaishan.

"Huh? Master of Empty Colors, how can you hide so many things in your sleeves? Lin Zaishan took the beer in surprise and glanced at it, "It turned out to be produced on the day of the meteorite landing, and there was a prize for opening the bottle!"

"Come, take a bite for our fate." Sora opened the cap and touched the bottle with Lin Zaishan, and then took a greedy sip. He saw that Lin Zaishan was neither moving his hands nor his mouth, looking at himself blankly, so he asked, "Brother, what's wrong with you?" Don't tell me that you are impressed by my peerless looks and national demeanor, and want to get along with me, warn you that I am straight. ”

Lin Zaishan said: "This is an alcoholic drink. ”

"Don't say it contains alcohol, even if it's pure alcohol, I dare to drink it."

Lin Zaishan admonished: "Master, I don't quite understand, it's only been less than half an hour since we met, and you are gossiping, drinking, and swearing, and even getting close to women, and openly seducing unmarried women from good families. You're a fake monk who is a little too arrogant, aren't you? ”

"Oh, it's the end of the world, my master and brothers are all gone, only I still maintain the identity of a monk, so don't pay so much attention to it."

"The more the last days, the more we should stick to our faith, how can we give up on ourselves?"

"I didn't give up on myself! I call it adjustment, free and easy, and unrestrained. To put it bluntly, it's boring to recite Amitabha Buddha alone every day, so find yourself some joy in life. You have to try to look at what I do with the eyes of a Buddha, and don't always ask me with the stereotypes of people in the world. ”

"In that case, why don't you just be vulgar?"

"That's not going to work! I have an unfinished relationship with this skin, and I have to wear it honestly for a while. ”

"I kind of get it." Lin Zaishan concluded: "To put it simply, you are now a wolf in human skin. ”

"Brilliant! I like your metaphor. We are all very close to wolves. Come, free and easy, a toast to the fate between us. ”

Lin Zaishan opened the cap of the beer bottle and took a big sip, and a long-lost aroma of wine rushed straight to his head.

"Ha, your beer is stronger than old wine."

"Of course! The things in my empty color collection are all peerless! Here, take another bite! ”

Lin Zaishan drank several sips with Kongse, and found that this beer was powerful and endlessly charming, making the heat in the human body rolling, like a cloud driving fog, and wonderful. He quickly activated his qi to adjust the strength of the wine, and in a short time, it turned into a refreshing coolness.

Looking at the empty color again, I found that this "master" was obviously no longer strong enough to drink, his body began to shake, and his tongue became stammering.

"I'm empty...... Also used to ...... Travel...... Traveled through 3,000 ...... The boundless universe. I'm in the North...... The lonely house and the old sweet potato pushed pai gow and won his ...... bone jade comb; In the Southern Guardian Garden with that who...... guessed the boxing and earned the star heart necklace; In the new provincial capital, I and ...... He Xiaotian made a bet that he would obediently ...... me Honored guests. I still...... has been on the blue sky and the bright moon, and has been playing dragons in the four seas, who is with that...... I worshipped the handle and prostituted with the overlord of the stars...... Over the girl. My Story...... I can't say enough for three days and three nights. ”

While talking proudly, Kuse took out two ham sausages from his sleeve, "Dude, these two...... Ham sausage is not ...... Mortal, this is what I am in...... The prize for winning the first place in the Mahjong Tournament of the Heavens. Eat one bite and eat two bites...... Warm up and eat three bites...... Aphrodisiac, protect your dragon spirit and tiger, eat the whole ...... Lift the root bone, one a day, to ensure ...... Superman. ”

Lin Zaishan looked at the two ham sausages on the mark of origin of a certain place in China that is famous for its abundance of counterfeit and shoddy products, and said with a smile: "I'm not hungry now, master, you better enjoy it yourself." ”

Sosei laboriously bit the ham sausage, but did not bite the skin, and then fell asleep soundly with one end of the ham sausage in his mouth.

Lin Zaishan shook his head helplessly, vowing never to take on the task of escorting the so-called "monks" again.